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Don't drink and compute Jan. 2nd, 2009 @ 01:35 AM Reply

So I spent this New Year's Eve alone, watching South Park and Clerks 2. I put the movie in the dvd player and had my first beer of the night. By the time the movie was over I had finished off 4 beers and maybe 2 or 3 shots of rum.

I tuned into Comedy Central and started watching south park. 2 or 3 more shots later I decided it would be a good idea to for some reason or another bring my laptop into the kitchen and surf NG from my table.

I must have been drunker then I thought I was because when I plugged in the charger, I didn't exactle get it in straight. I broke off the little pin thing-a-ma-bobber that it plugs into. Now I'm on some slow POS until I can come up with $40 to get my laptop fixed. (I know, I'm poor.)

I'll end this thread with the immortal words of my father.

"They say the way you spend New Year's Eve is the way you'll spend the whole year. I guess you'll be getting drunk and breaking laptops.

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Response to Don't drink and compute Jan. 2nd, 2009 @ 01:40 AM Reply

If your dad's quote is true, I'm sincerely worried about if I'll make it to 2010.

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Response to Don't drink and compute Jan. 2nd, 2009 @ 01:41 AM Reply

Lol, your dad is funny.

Way to break your laptop.


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Response to Don't drink and compute Jan. 2nd, 2009 @ 01:42 AM Reply

At 1/2/09 01:37 AM, Jezuz wrote: Nice quote from your dad. At least you didn't manage to get on here...I hope. Nothing is worse than getting on a forum drunk. No matter who you are, you sound like a dipshit.

I probably wouldn't make it to the Fourms anyway. I probably wouldn't have even made it to NG without Speed Dial. I was seeing double and tripping over all the oxygen that was in my way.


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Response to Don't drink and compute Jan. 2nd, 2009 @ 02:05 AM Reply

I just got word form Bob (My computer guy) that the repair might be somewhere in the neighborhood of $100 because appearantly laptops are hard to repair. I can't blame him. I can take apart a desktop and put it back together perfectly, yet I can't even get my laptop open. Fucking Acer, it's held together with super glue or something, or there's some kind of hidden screw somewhere in there because I took out every fucking screw on that thing and it won't even budge.


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Response to Don't drink and compute Jan. 2nd, 2009 @ 02:06 AM Reply

i can beat that,

i was installing a video card while drunk, gforce 7800 gtx, snap, cry.
and that was when they where 500 bucks.... now there worthless.


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Response to Don't drink and compute Jan. 2nd, 2009 @ 02:06 AM Reply

At 1/2/09 02:05 AM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: I just got word form Bob (My computer guy) that the repair might be somewhere in the neighborhood of $100 because appearantly laptops are hard to repair.

You could use your christmas money?
Or you could get a job, you lazy bum.


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Response to Don't drink and compute Jan. 2nd, 2009 @ 02:08 AM Reply

You're correct. Don't drink and go on the computer.

Instead, drink with friends and have a good time on New Year's Eve.


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Response to Don't drink and compute Jan. 2nd, 2009 @ 02:13 AM Reply

At 1/2/09 02:06 AM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 1/2/09 02:05 AM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: I just got word form Bob (My computer guy) that the repair might be somewhere in the neighborhood of $100 because appearantly laptops are hard to repair.
You could use your christmas money?
Or you could get a job, you lazy bum.

I actually just quit my job the day before. I was working at Wal Mart and dealing with a dumb ass customer. I got fed up, threw my middle finger in her face, lept the counter, didn't clock out, called my boss a dick, (He made me work on Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve.) and left. I guess I can use the money from the pay check I'm picking up tomorrow and put that towards my new "Laptop fund" jar. (I keep it under my desk, it's empty at the moment.)


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Response to Don't drink and compute Jan. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:15 PM Reply

Ok, so my paycheck wasn't as heavy as I thought it would be. So after buying a #11 from Burger King, a pack of cigarettes, paying back my brother the $35 I borrowed last week, and a Dr Pepper I now have $.51. Anyone wanna loan me some money.


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Response to Don't drink and compute Jan. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:18 PM Reply

I would, but I don't have any right now.


i did it for the lulz

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Response to Don't drink and compute Jan. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:19 PM Reply

sell your useless junk on ebay.Thats how my friend was able to scramble up enough to buy a DS lite.(red) If i had the money to buy a DS i would get the pink( i love that color)


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Response to Don't drink and compute Jan. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:19 PM Reply

Drinking and anything mechanical or electronic is a bad mix. Especially if you add pills or drugs.

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Response to Don't drink and compute Jan. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:21 PM Reply

Plus when you are drunk on the internet it is really hard to type without making any mistakes.


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Response to Don't drink and compute Jan. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:26 PM Reply

At 1/2/09 01:35 AM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: "They say the way you spend New Year's Eve is the way you'll spend the whole year.

I guess I'll be getting drunk watching south park all year then D:


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Response to Don't drink and compute Jan. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:26 PM Reply

At 1/2/09 03:15 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: Ok, so my paycheck wasn't as heavy as I thought it would be. So after buying a #11 from Burger King, a pack of cigarettes, paying back my brother the $35 I borrowed last week, and a Dr Pepper I now have $.51. Anyone wanna loan me some money.

That's not a very big paycheck. Time to start workin the corner. I'll be your first customer. What do you charge?


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