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I think Johnny would be a good name.

At 1/1/09 04:27 PM, MrLuckDuck wrote: Mason.

THERE IS NO MORE OF US ANYMORE! - in my whole life, I've only heard of another person called Mason, who isn't famous. WE NEED RECOGNITION!

Damn , alot of you guys said the same thing my fiancee' said
Mason, Garret, Tyler etc...

OK so here is the next part
Because i know iam going to give in even if i don't deliver the baby myself,
say the kid's name is Ethan what is a decent middle name ? honestlyi can't stand the name Ethan because it reminds me of this lame annoying kid i used know and beat up when i was in first grade

Just give him a normal name, having you as a father will make his life fucked up enough.

At 1/1/09 04:33 PM, blamurai wrote:

OK so here is the next part
Because i know iam going to give in even if i don't deliver the baby myself,
say the kid's name is Ethan what is a decent middle name ? honestlyi can't stand the name Ethan because it reminds me of this lame annoying kid i used know and beat up when i was in first grade

Also since pix are posted plz feel free to photoshop/alter with captions and the like

Seven. Seriously. Who doesn't like Seinfeld?

Sean Austin
Derek Tyler

Well, if my baby was a boy I would have named it Trevor. But I had a daughter instead and I named her Naomi. C:

Sir William Peppy Go Merry Buttons.

or Elvis Costello for short

Go with something unique.

Either Jared or Aiden.

Go with the celtic name Kegan. Do it.

Name him Hardass shitkicker.

NOBODY will fuck with him.

Name thou child Nicolas Phlogiston Copernicus Prime.

At 1/1/09 02:59 PM, blamurai wrote: the Doctor

Doctor who?

I just couldn't resist.

Also, for all kinds of funny stuff when he's in school: Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--

Seriously funny stuff. And angry phone calls.

Name him after one of your (or her) (grand)parents. They'll always love it and chances are, those names are awesome.

name it bedn so everytime you see a thumbs up

Semure Aasses

I bet someone aready said this.

Name him Optimus Prime

YEAH

Bobbyhillcutting Hisdickoff

John, its my name but its respectable. Actually its pretty plain, but there is no way it can be made fun of. I can see a "Chad" being harassed, or a "Lou" or even a "Vaginia" but John? No way.

Or. Name him Or.

Joe
martin
Anton
jerry
junior
bill
buddy
sam

I think you should call him Oxking.

how fucking badass is that?

Heratio.

Zeus
or
Jesus
possibly
God

Odin.
Glorg.
Speck.
Kilgalon.
Laris.
Glump.

This:

name him jake or josh ive always liked those names for some reason

At 1/1/09 07:36 PM, simon wrote: I think you should call him Oxking.

how fucking badass is that?

that is pretty badass but i mean comon...king of ox?how about Snatchking!

I say Jacob or, Jake. Jake is a cool name and also biblical. Also, give him Dan as a middle name so, if he doesn't like Jake he can be JD. I wish you the best of luck with your new baby penis!

At 1/1/09 07:31 PM, saqwert wrote: Name him Optimus Prime

That, or Megatron- I'd stay away from Bumblebee though, he'd get beaten up for that, for sure.

NOTE: HE MAY STILL GET BEATEN UP

Giles Montgomery Periwinkle the 4th

How about <Something> abromavich! It's like a double barrelled name.
Kind cool, oooo lets say Advault Abromavich! Ha-ha kinda cool......

If your Russian......