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Porn you wish you never saw. Dec. 31st, 2008 @ 11:49 PM Reply

Have you ever watched some porn movie/video/clip, which resulted in immediate stopping because of...something unexpected? Now, i'm not talking about shock sites. I'm talking about the legit porn. The kinds of things that have recognizable faces, and something of a plot.

Recently (roughtly about 20 minutes ago), i was watching a porn. It was good, until i saw the girls face. I immediately screamed "OH GOD! ACK! HELL NO!", and i closed the video. It started off nice, but in that instant, when porn becomes an eye sore, a little piece of me died. (probably part of my liver).

So, anyway, i would like to keep this thread relatively safe for work. Have any of you ever seen a porn movie so awful, so horribly degrading, that even those with a strong will flinch? Do tell us...


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Dec. 31st, 2008 @ 11:50 PM Reply

2 girls 1 cup.


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Dec. 31st, 2008 @ 11:51 PM Reply

At 12/31/08 11:50 PM, KillerSkull wrote: 2 girls 1 cup.

Not what i meant...but ok then...


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Dec. 31st, 2008 @ 11:51 PM Reply

The one I was in!

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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Dec. 31st, 2008 @ 11:51 PM Reply

I was looking at this babe getting done in the poop shoot, it was going pretty good before I noticed a poof of hair coming out of her crack.


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Dec. 31st, 2008 @ 11:53 PM Reply

There was one with this asian chick but it looked forced, so it sucked.


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Dec. 31st, 2008 @ 11:53 PM Reply

At 12/31/08 11:51 PM, Yamor wrote: I was looking at this babe getting done in the poop shoot, it was going pretty good before I noticed a poof of hair coming out of her crack.

Ugh! That is the worst.

I saw one a while ago, i think it was on Extreme Fuse. A deaf girl doing a porn try out. The demonic howls that came out of her mouth were terrifying.


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Dec. 31st, 2008 @ 11:54 PM Reply

i was watching one and the girl farted....

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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Dec. 31st, 2008 @ 11:54 PM Reply

At 12/31/08 11:51 PM, Elios wrote:
At 12/31/08 11:50 PM, KillerSkull wrote: 2 girls 1 cup.
Not what i meant...but ok then...

Well, thats the only porn i'd wish I had never seen.


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Dec. 31st, 2008 @ 11:55 PM Reply

This is probably stupid but anyway, it was the usual video, then she started fucking someone. Ginger pubes = FUCK NO, I seriously almost barfed.


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Dec. 31st, 2008 @ 11:58 PM Reply

At 12/31/08 11:53 PM, Elios wrote:
At 12/31/08 11:51 PM, Yamor wrote: I was looking at this babe getting done in the poop shoot, it was going pretty good before I noticed a poof of hair coming out of her crack.
Ugh! That is the worst.

I saw one a while ago, i think it was on Extreme Fuse. A deaf girl doing a porn try out. The demonic howls that came out of her mouth were terrifying.

I would definitely enjoy watching that.
Does bestiality count as legit porn?


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Dec. 31st, 2008 @ 11:59 PM Reply

Well, it was the usual porn with a white girl and a black guy. The thing is, when the black guy went to cum, his orgasm sounded painful.

Remember those zombie movies where the human is getting eaten alive? Imagine that sound in a porno.

Oh, and sadly there's a zombie porno. Look it up on google.


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Dec. 31st, 2008 @ 11:59 PM Reply

At 12/31/08 11:53 PM, Elios wrote: I saw one a while ago, i think it was on Extreme Fuse. A deaf girl doing a porn try out. The demonic howls that came out of her mouth were terrifying.

Actually, NSFW http://www.efukt.com/ NSFW has a huge gallery of hilarious, fucked up and really funny porn.

Their site title is 'Porn you wish you never saw'.


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Jan. 1st, 2009 @ 12:03 AM Reply

At 12/31/08 11:50 PM, KillerSkull wrote: 2 girls 1 cup.

why is it so gross tell me


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Jan. 1st, 2009 @ 12:03 AM Reply

yum yum in mouth time

I don't even need to explain
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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Jan. 1st, 2009 @ 12:04 AM Reply

At 12/31/08 11:58 PM, Crusher117 wrote: I would definitely enjoy watching that.
Does bestiality count as legit porn?

Porn that costs money to make, counts as legit porn.

None of that "Hey i got a video camera! Piss on her face!" stuff. NOT porn.


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Jan. 1st, 2009 @ 12:22 AM Reply

At 12/31/08 11:59 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Actually, NSFW http://www.efukt.com/ NSFW has a huge gallery of hilarious, fucked up and really funny porn.

Their site title is 'Porn you wish you never saw'.

Oooooh snap! That's some messed up shit right there. Thanks!


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Jan. 1st, 2009 @ 12:46 AM Reply

Logging onto 4chan was a mistake.

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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Jan. 1st, 2009 @ 12:47 AM Reply

The mr. hands video. I'm glad that piece of shit is dead. He deserved to die.


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Jan. 1st, 2009 @ 12:51 AM Reply

So you were jacking off, failed, then posted on here?
OR
You tried jacking off, failed, tried AGAIN, then posted on here?

And was she UGLY or something?

The nastiest porn Ive seen was some pregnant porn, which in itself is already nasty, but while I was looking over random hentai, there was preggo porn that had a SEE THROUGH IMAGE OF HER STOMACH, AND HAD A BABY DRAWN IN, ALONG WITH A DICK 2INCHES FROM ITS FACE

Needless to say, I cried myself to sleep that night.


RAWR.

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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Jan. 1st, 2009 @ 12:51 AM Reply

At 12/31/08 11:53 PM, Elios wrote:
At 12/31/08 11:51 PM, Yamor wrote: I was looking at this babe getting done in the poop shoot, it was going pretty good before I noticed a poof of hair coming out of her crack.
Ugh! That is the worst.

I saw one a while ago, i think it was on Extreme Fuse. A deaf girl doing a porn try out. The demonic howls that came out of her mouth were terrifying.

Holy shit! I saw that one! The guys all like "Whatcher name?" And she's all like "DUUUHHHH"
And then he's all like "I'm gonna put my cock in your mouth!" And she's like "DUUUUHHH OKAY!"

And I was like "Oh...My....God...."

Girly ranting for emphasis
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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Jan. 1st, 2009 @ 12:51 AM Reply

I don't know about "recognizable faces", however there was this one porn pic I saw on 4chan's /a/ (which is supposed to be work-safe) of a woman, cum-soaked hair all around her gaping wide vagina, cocks spraying her with semen. There was too much semen, hair, and waaaaaaaaay too wide of a vagina. I nearly puked on my computer.

The moral of this story is: no matter what 4chan board you go on, shocking pornographic pictures will find you.

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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Jan. 1st, 2009 @ 12:52 AM Reply

I saw one called putrid sex object. I wish I took the fucking hint in the title. Basically its a woman walking around a spooky house for a bit, then she goes to the attic, and then horrible things happen including finding out it's actually a guy and a severed pig's head being violated. If anyone has the guts to watch it it is ten times worse than 2 girls 1 cup.

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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Jan. 1st, 2009 @ 12:53 AM Reply

the shit on shocking tube . com...>.< all vomit and shit and piss on all the girls...
so...wrong.. -cringes-


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Jan. 1st, 2009 @ 12:58 AM Reply

For a minute. The woman was playing with her tits, than she took off her underwear.
She had a dick. I quickly shut off the computer in shock.


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Jan. 1st, 2009 @ 01:04 AM Reply

At 12/31/08 11:59 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:
At 12/31/08 11:53 PM, Elios wrote: I saw one a while ago, i think it was on Extreme Fuse. A deaf girl doing a porn try out. The demonic howls that came out of her mouth were terrifying.
Actually, NSFW http://www.efukt.com/ NSFW has a huge gallery of hilarious, fucked up and really funny porn.

Their site title is 'Porn you wish you never saw'.

The first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title. Frankly I'm surprised anyone is left on the internet who hasn't heard about this site. Anywho, I suggest you begin your romp through smutland with this tasteful number: Deaf Girl Wants to be a Porn Star NSFW.
There's many other such redonkulous vids cram-packed within that site, but this one in particular is a knee slappingly good time for the Efukt novice. I still chuckle at it from time to time as well.

Frankentits lol

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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Jan. 1st, 2009 @ 01:05 AM Reply

Porn in general man

maybe I'd stop fapping 7 times a day


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Jan. 1st, 2009 @ 01:11 AM Reply

It was some Japanese one where these two chicks were space heroes or some bull shit. The this guy came in and shit on their chests and made them eat it.


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Jan. 1st, 2009 @ 01:24 AM Reply

At 1/1/09 01:04 AM, THEJamoke wrote:
At 12/31/08 11:59 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:
At 12/31/08 11:53 PM, Elios wrote: I saw one a while ago, i think it was on Extreme Fuse. A deaf girl doing a porn try out. The demonic howls that came out of her mouth were terrifying.

Jesus christ. Shes actually really hot, but those guys are fucking assholes. They ruined it for me. I wish I knew her name. Id probably jack off to her just in sympathy.


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Response to Porn you wish you never saw. Jan. 1st, 2009 @ 01:29 AM Reply

2 girls 1 finger


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