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Posted at: 12/31/08 06:41 PM
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I was at 7-11 earlier today and all of a sudden some retard forgot to lock his door on the car with the keys in the ignition and still running. I got in the car and drove away swiftly with the faggot chasing after me.
When I got to an empty field in the middle of nowhere I found albums, beer, weed, and money in the car. I called my friend to pick me up with all this cool junk I stole. I removed the tires, smashed the windows, and started the car on fire. LMAO!
Posted at: 12/31/08 06:42 PM
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Wow. Now everyone on the internet thinks you're popular.
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You horrible horrible man. The cops know who you are now.
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Posted at: 12/31/08 06:43 PM
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At 12/31/08 06:41 PM, Poop-Jon wrote: I removed the tires, smashed the windows, and started the car on fire. LMAO!
Yeah, real funny.
If on the off chance that you're telling the truth I pity you.
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You destroyed his car when you weren't going to use it?
Wow, I would've taken the weed and the beer.
But what you did was not cool.
Especially if you took the weed to smoke it, knowing that the guy was probably high and that's why he left the shit in there.
Fucking not cool. You broke the rules.
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Posted at: 12/31/08 06:44 PM
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OH LOOK GUISE I STOLE A CAR AND I POSTED IT ON THE INTERNET AM I POPULAR NOW?
Pitty attempt.
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Posted at: 12/31/08 06:45 PM
At 12/31/08 06:43 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: You destroyed his car when you weren't going to use it? Wow, I would've taken the weed and the beer. But what you did was not cool. Especially if you took the weed to smoke it, knowing that the guy was probably high and that's why he left the shit in there. Fucking not cool. You broke the rules.
Oh no, I took the beer and the weed. I sold the weed, since I don't smoke, I gave the beer to my friend who is an alcoholic.
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Just watch the funny thread title pairs thread appear on the first page. Just you watch.
At 12/31/08 06:43 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: At 12/31/08 06:41 PM, Poop-Jon wrote: I removed the tires, smashed the windows, and started the car on fire. LMAO!Yeah, real funny. If on the off chance that you're telling the truth I pity you.
It's just a stupid parody of this thread: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1011 766
Posted at: 12/31/08 06:46 PM
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OMG your obviously telling the truth I cant beliee you did that your more hardcore than anyone i know
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even if this was true why would u post about it
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Posted at: 12/31/08 06:47 PM
At 12/31/08 06:46 PM, sldghmmr wrote: OMG your obviously telling the truth I cant beliee you did that your more hardcore than anyone i know
I know, I am so freaking rad!
Posted at: 12/31/08 06:48 PM
At 12/31/08 06:45 PM, Poop-Jon wrote: Oh no, I took the beer and the weed. I sold the weed, since I don't smoke, I gave the beer to my friend who is an alcoholic.
Well then I hope someone steals your car some day.
Posted at: 12/31/08 06:57 PM
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STOP! THEIF!
I DONT POST HERE ANY MORE( WELL MAYBE ON OCCASIONS WHEN IM BORED AND/OR DRUNK BUT MY APPEARANCES ON THIS BBS ARE GOING TO BE PRETTY RARE TBH)
Posted at: 12/31/08 07:01 PM
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I wish I was as FUYLVJH as you are.
Posted at: 12/31/08 07:03 PM
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oh wow that is HARD CORE!
your more hard cored then a tree man!
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Posted at: 12/31/08 07:04 PM
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At 12/31/08 06:47 PM, Poop-Jon wrote: At 12/31/08 06:46 PM, sldghmmr wrote: OMG your obviously telling the truth I cant beliee you did that your more hardcore than anyone i knowI know, I am so freaking rad!
Then get off the internet and commit more felonies. If you actually did this, you'd be so pumped that you wound't tell the net. Only an idiot would post his crime on the internet if he actually did it.
SO yeah, you're stupid or lying.
Fuck you Korriken.
Posted at: 12/31/08 07:05 PM
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Oh, I see, a parody thread. This has not been done before. Smart.
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This is the 2nd parody thread I had to lock from the same dumb topic.
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