Forum Topic: My mom's handcuffs

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Sammeh

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Posted at: 1/1/09 01:51 PM

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If I ever found a sex toy belonging to my parents, I would put it on the mantelpiece in the kid's TV room,

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At 1/1/09 01:48 PM, His-Penis-is-on-Fire wrote: You'd be okay with your mother finding out you're into bdsm?

And you think your mom is okay with it?

I'm not looking for my mom to find out, but I'd be a hypocrite if I'd be upset over that after I'd invaded her privacy.

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Well my friend told me to look through my mums drawers and I'll probably find something dodgy. I didn't believe him and looked and found some weird underwear made from black leather and studs. And a bra with no cup. Just holes so the boobs can hang out. Yuck.

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Posted at: 1/1/09 02:21 PM

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shit I gotta get my dildo and cuffs back from her

Rough em' up

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Posted at: 1/1/09 02:49 PM

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I need to buy handcuffs. :3

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Posted at: 1/1/09 03:01 PM

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At 1/1/09 12:56 AM, TheWolfe wrote:
At 12/31/08 04:11 PM, Shawn wrote:
At 12/31/08 04:08 PM, RayRamone wrote:
At 12/31/08 04:03 PM, Shawn wrote: Everyone should own handcuffs.
Clean your room, pervert.
Theres nothing wrong with my room >:(
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At 1/1/09 12:59 AM, WATCHurFLAG wrote:
At 12/31/08 04:03 PM, Shawn wrote: Everyone should own handcuffs.
Nice legs.

Thank you Lol

At 1/1/09 01:54 AM, sldghmmr wrote:
At 12/31/08 04:03 PM, Shawn wrote: Everyone should own handcuffs.
I like the fuzzy ones lol

Lol, ya i need to get a new pair of those, those ones are kinda broken

At 1/1/09 08:24 AM, simon wrote:
At 12/31/08 04:31 PM, Shawn wrote: Nah my room is actually fairly clean now, it just was that messy before because there were two people living in there
Looks alright to me.

Lol I'm sure it does :P

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No. I have not. Thats really strange though :P/

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She is probably some kind of police officer.

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Did it ever occur to you that maybe your mom wanted you go look in her closet?

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My mom has slipknot masks that she wears during sex, handcuffs, razorblades, ponytails, bondage, and a sybian.


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wow....you should make the best out of it. you know,turn your mom's vibrator into a CD player using chicken wire and shit..

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At 1/1/09 01:51 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:
At 1/1/09 01:48 PM, His-Penis-is-on-Fire wrote: You'd be okay with your mother finding out you're into bdsm?
And you think your mom is okay with it?

Well, it's not like I'm going to judge her.

I have more fetishes than I have fingers. :D

The explaination of my screen name is my post here. Now fuck off.

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