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Update:

My mom asked me where in her room I found the coat and I said her closet, because that is where I found it. She asked me if I snooped around in the closet or not and I told her what I found.

She gave me a long ass speech about invasion of privacy and then went on to bring up my fucking sadism.

Jesus, that was awkward.

At 12/31/08 04:13 PM, His-Penis-is-on-Fire wrote: and then went on to bring up my fucking sadism.

Do I even have to call attention to the hypocrisy that is you being upset over this?

At 12/31/08 04:18 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 12/31/08 04:13 PM, His-Penis-is-on-Fire wrote: and then went on to bring up my fucking sadism.

Do I even have to call attention to the hypocrisy that is you being upset over this?

It's irrelevant.

Being a sadist isn't the opposite of being grossed out by finding sex toys in your mother's closet.

At 12/31/08 04:11 PM, Shawn wrote:
Theres nothing wrong with my room >:(

Aside from their being shit everywhere?

At 12/31/08 04:21 PM, His-Penis-is-on-Fire wrote: Being a sadist isn't the opposite of being grossed out by finding sex toys in your mother's closet.

There's nothing wrong with your mother having a Bondage fetish. If you can't handle that, I suggest you leave Newgrounds for 3 or 4 years till your balls drop.

At 12/31/08 03:38 PM, His-Penis-is-on-Fire wrote:

Anyone have similar experiences?

well i found some videos and lube
but it wasn't as bad as what you saw

At 12/31/08 04:23 PM, NikeThanatos wrote: There's nothing wrong with your mother having a Bondage fetish. If you can't handle that, I suggest you leave Newgrounds for 3 or 4 years till your balls drop.

I already fucking said that I'm grossed out because I don't want to think about my mother's fetishes.

If you fucking saw my mother, you'd understand.

At 12/31/08 04:24 PM, baked-bean wrote:

At 12/31/08 03:38 PM, His-Penis-is-on-Fire wrote:

Anyone have similar experiences?

well i found some videos and lube
but it wasn't as bad as what you saw

yeah i couldnt imagine going through her closet and finding everything you would need to set up a fuck shop..yikes!

At 12/31/08 04:26 PM, His-Penis-is-on-Fire wrote: I already fucking said that I'm grossed out because I don't want to think about my mother's fetishes.

As opposed to other peoples fetishes, yeah, ok.

If you fucking saw my mother, you'd understand.

Regardless of whether she's an angel or a dog, you have to respect bother fetishes AND her privacy.

Am I the only one who got a throbbing hardon reading this?

At 12/31/08 04:22 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 12/31/08 04:11 PM, Shawn wrote:
Theres nothing wrong with my room >:(

Aside from their being shit everywhere?

Nah my room is actually fairly clean now, it just was that messy before because there were two people living in there

At 12/31/08 03:38 PM, His-Penis-is-on-Fire wrote: Now, I did find the coat, but I also found this box. Inside the box there was a dildo, a flogger, and two pairs of metal handcuffs.

I'm like "what the fuck?"

Don't worry little missy, it isn't your mother's. She confiscated all that stuff from your room that one time you came home totally wasted. You were planning to do something kinky, but your mom became a total cockblock.

Don't worry, I'm the enabler...

At 12/31/08 04:28 PM, NikeThanatos wrote: As opposed to other peoples fetishes, yeah, ok.

It's my fucking mother.

I have to worry about fucking walking in on my mother being flogged.

Regardless of whether she's an angel or a dog, you have to respect bother fetishes AND her privacy.

Why? She takes the liberty to bring up my sadism in conversation whenever she pleases.

At 12/31/08 04:33 PM, His-Penis-is-on-Fire wrote: It's my fucking mother.

I have to worry about fucking walking in on my mother being flogged.

I guarantee you you'll hear it LONG before you see it.

Why? She takes the liberty to bring up my sadism in conversation whenever she pleases.

Oh no! Someone call the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAmbulance.

my friend showcased to me a large collection of his parents stuff, many wips, a few dildos and a very big butt plug, and the high;ight of that day was this fucking 4 foot penis that weighed over 40 pounds, and god knows what the fuck that was for,,,,

they also had a clamp, and i have never seen one like it in a sex store... they are very kinkey and seemed so normal before that...

all i have found on my parents is porno and rubber gloves and what i originally thought where sucker cups but later found out to be nipple tassels... eww.

Just feel lucky you didn't find a ballgag, a whip, a buttplug and other stuff. A dildo is pretty common, just the cuffs are a bit odd. But it's not THAT bad. Sporadic bondage with clear rules can be very romantic if you are into that.

I see these threads everyday. But I never tire of them.

At 12/31/08 04:41 PM, Ehwaz003 wrote: Just feel lucky you didn't find a ballgag, a whip, a buttplug and other stuff. A dildo is pretty common, just the cuffs are a bit odd. But it's not THAT bad. Sporadic bondage with clear rules can be very romantic if you are into that.

Flogger = type of whip.

Also, another update:

My mom fucking told my dad about what happened and he got fucking pissed. Now they're both fucking pissed at me. What the fuck do I do?

wow, your mothers into bondage, that's disgusting.

my mums a lesbian(divorced 2 years ago from my dad)and now lives with her partner..and i was int heir room to get some qtips

and there was this bigg duffle bag in the middle of the floor
with so many freakin toys i almost fainted..
there were even some that i KNOw were maybe 50 bucks...
-face palm-

At 12/31/08 03:38 PM, His-Penis-is-on-Fire wrote: because my cat in an asshole

HOLY SHIT!!! We got ourselves a cat fucker here.

Once I was going to go ask my mom something, and I went to her room. The door was closed and I heard a distinct "Vrrrrrrr" and I called her name. The buzzing stopped, and said "Ok, hold on. I need to get dressed...uh...Im naked because I just got out of the shower..."

It was like, noon mind you.

Fuckin' awkward.

Why did you even tell her what you found?

At 12/31/08 04:11 PM, Shawn wrote:

At 12/31/08 04:08 PM, RayRamone wrote:

At 12/31/08 04:03 PM, Shawn wrote: Everyone should own handcuffs.

Clean your room, pervert.

Theres nothing wrong with my room >:(

Who's the dead chick?

At 1/1/09 12:55 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Why did you even tell her what you found?

I wanted to confront her about it.

I didn't fucking know she'd get pissed.

At 12/31/08 04:03 PM, Shawn wrote: Everyone should own handcuffs.

Nice legs.

My mother was a lesbian... kind of ruined the whole idea of girl on girl action for me. Also I never went rummaging through either of my parents rooms. I never wanted to find the deice that two women use when they love each other very much, or anything a sad and lonely old man would have in his possession.

ugh... on second thought maybe I should get plastered tonight just to wipe the images out of my head.

At 1/1/09 12:57 AM, His-Penis-is-on-Fire wrote: I wanted to confront her about it.

I didn't fucking know she'd get pissed.

What the hell did you think she was going to do, smile and nod?

Honestly.

Man, I can understand why that'd be awkward.

Why'd she bring your sadism into this anyways? And how did she find out? I never got the full story on that.

At 12/31/08 03:38 PM, His-Penis-is-on-Fire wrote: because my cat in an asshole.
Anyone have similar experiences?

lolwut??