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french words that sound funny. 2008-12-30 22:03:55 Reply

ive got two im putting together. grated shower. in french it comes out as douche rape. (some accents but i dunno how to put them in)


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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-30 22:06:43 Reply

wii wii

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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-30 22:07:32 Reply

At 12/30/08 10:06 PM, pinecone1 wrote: wii wii

oui oui


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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-30 22:55:27 Reply

Dam frenchies! Ta only good thing dey eva gave us was french fries, and french toast. Id say ta Statue of Liberty, but ya cant see nutin unda dat robe.

All dem foriegnas should just learn to speek American!


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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-30 23:30:14 Reply

Chien. It sounds like "shit".

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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-30 23:31:52 Reply

Sorry, I forgot to add that "chien" means dog. So you can say chien shit and it makes sense. :D

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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-30 23:33:10 Reply

I know in spanish the past form of first-person poner is puse. I'm not a french buff.

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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-30 23:35:04 Reply

Ask Thosesneakyfrench. He'll know.

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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-30 23:35:34 Reply

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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-30 23:35:48 Reply

did you know the german word for reindeer is the french word for vagina? If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go get some french reindeer if you know what I mean...

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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-30 23:37:59 Reply

Excuse me, sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?


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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-30 23:42:06 Reply

Omelette du fromage.

french words that sound funny.


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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-30 23:51:22 Reply

gay gay (no joke.. were doing a song in french in chorus called allon gay bergerus)


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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-31 00:23:52 Reply

I had to take french as a mandatory course in high school. It was kinda hard if you HAD to pass and didn't bail out of the class by jumping schools xD.

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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-31 00:27:27 Reply

The whole language is funny.

Same with Chinese and Japanese.

They sound awesome. So awesome it's funny.

Weird.

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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-31 00:33:29 Reply

At 12/30/08 11:42 PM, RedDreadSky wrote: Omelette du fromage.

Omelette du fromage?

french words that sound funny.


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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-31 00:42:05 Reply

At 12/31/08 12:27 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Japanese.

all i saw was japanese so i knew i had to say something in japanese.

anatanoinuwabakadesu (and yes, there are no spaces. if you see spaces, those are just showing where particles and such are.


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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-31 00:57:46 Reply

The French word for "seal" as in the animal is "phoque."
Sounds an awful lot like "fuck."

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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-31 01:31:01 Reply

I found this out with my brother. Watch "Matrix: Revolution" in french, and fast foward to the part where Neo and Smith do their epic fight. When Smith says "Hello Mr. Anderson, we missed you", listen to that part. I swear you will laugh at what he says. Me and my brother don't know french, but it sounded funny as heck, laughed for a long time.

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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-31 01:34:26 Reply

Un grenouille.

I always love saying that.

Tu est une chienne.

OH BURN.


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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-31 01:45:29 Reply

At 12/31/08 01:34 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Un grenouille.

I always love saying that.

Tu est une chienne.

OH BURN.

Why Jade? Why? Why did you call me a bitch? (Technically, female dog, but still).

I want an apology.

Please?
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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-31 01:54:38 Reply

Oui! Cause it sounds like a kid that want to pee.. wee-wee?


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Response to french words that sound funny. 2008-12-31 01:57:52 Reply

At 12/31/08 12:33 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote:
At 12/30/08 11:42 PM, RedDreadSky wrote: Omelette du fromage.
Omelette du fromage?

I miss that show. French does have a funny flare to it.