Don't Touch Your Dick For 24 Hours!

[Murad136]

Heh, apparently us men adjust at least once every two hours, most of the time without noticing. Let's see if we can go 24 hours, from the point you read this word (THIS ONE), without touching your dick. No fapping, no adjusting, no cheating by moving your jeans. It's actually easy, but for the people who are used to doing it, it's gonna be HAAAAARRRRDD for you, as in physically hard, no no, not that type of physical...err...

[MC25]

what about using the bathroom?

[Doriol]

At 12/30/08 04:13 PM, MC25 wrote: what about using the bathroom?

Piss on the grass.

[SCTE3]

You know how easy this is to me already?

honestly why the hell do I need to adjust it anyway?

[Murad136]

At 12/30/08 04:13 PM, MC25 wrote: what about using the bathroom?

Ou, good question. Okay, your allowed to piss but your not allowed to itch or anything. Just to direct while peeing and (hopefully you guys do this) clean after pissing. I already have an urge to lift my dick, weird.

[gibleto]

Dude come on this will be ea-

I lost.

[SCTE3]

At 12/30/08 04:15 PM, Murad136 wrote:

At 12/30/08 04:13 PM, MC25 wrote: what about using the bathroom?

Ou, good question. Okay, your allowed to piss but your not allowed to itch or anything. Just to direct while peeing and (hopefully you guys do this) clean after pissing. I already have an urge to lift my dick, weird.

Or you could sit on the toilet while you pee. It won't kill you to do that anyway.

[AllReligiousDrunk]

Oooh, it would be sooo difficult, like extremely difficult.

Sooo difficult, truly.

Wait I don't have one =(

[Murad136]

I'm gonna try it for a week. I'll report back here in a week then :). Crap..

[MC25]

Or you could sit on the toilet while you pee. It won't kill you to do that anyway.

should i suppose that you are already used to doing that?

[WingCommand]

But how do I take a shower? I don't want smegma! Also, my penis is so huge that if I don't adjust it, then it will fall down and rub on the ground!

[chris4322]

At 12/30/08 04:18 PM, MC25 wrote:

should i suppose that you are already used to doing that?

UNNECESSARILY UNFUNNY QUEERISH CHOICE OF WORDS

[Murad136]

At 12/30/08 04:20 PM, WingCommand wrote: But how do I take a shower? I don't want smegma! Also, my penis is so huge that if I don't adjust it, then it will fall down and rub on the ground!

Heh, come on, 24 hours won't give you nobcheese (I <3 that word)!

[ChaDMcBaDD]

um...no.

i like touching my pee-pee. why should i stop because of your dumb thread?

[solardave]

I don't see what is wrong with it, if it is uncomfortable, I move it. If it itches, I scratch it. If i need a piss, i aim it. My penis and I will do what I want with it.

[darator]

I'm touching my penis richt now.

[chris4322]

At 12/30/08 04:26 PM, darator wrote: I'm touching my penis richt now.

because we needed to know.

[pinkfuzzyman]

At 12/30/08 04:26 PM, darator wrote: I'm touching my penis richt now.

No that's just me.

[GuitarSmuggler]

Do you require photo proof of my non-touchiness?

I never fail to deliver <3

[IceFireMudDragon]

I was touching my penis while I ws reading through this thread...

i fail

[Yamor]

At 12/30/08 04:18 PM, AllReligiousDrunk wrote: Oooh, it would be sooo difficult, like extremely difficult.

Sooo difficult, truly.

Wait I don't have one =(

You could touch mine of you want.

[UltimateAxl]

Well, for the time being, soon I will get a boner. And when my parents tell me to do something, I wouldn't be able to push it down so it's not noticable. This is obviously a hard task for me.

[Jon4life]

Oh man, this is going to be easy!

[Panzerknacker]

Fuck it. I won't last one hour, let alone 24. Too many urges...

[dogpup4]

Why the hell do I need to adjust it?

[Glowstick-warroir]

Can I touch other peoples dicks?

[GuitarSmuggler]

At 12/30/08 04:51 PM, Glowstick-warroir wrote: Can I touch other peoples dicks?

Sure thing man.

*zip*

[Gein]

Too late...

[FatKidWitAJetPak]

Man its sad that people automatically realize everyone on NG is a guy... Yes even Sk8erGirl is a guy. >:(

And i havent done anything in 6 days thank you very much.

[Splurda]

haha now i want to grab my cock. why did i have to see this thread >:(