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Okay, so a few days a go these two guys tried to mug me. This is the story behind tried
i was on my bike just by my friends house, I was going a bout walking speed (maybe slower), then these two guys came around the conner. Then one of then came up to me and stopped the bike by putting his feet one either side of the front tire. The other guy went to the left of me and just stood there. The guy in front of me said, "Hey, whats up? So heres the deal, I can take your bike or your PSP. Or i can beat the shit outa you and take both. Which will it be?" (i had my PSP in my pocket and he could see it)
Then i started to stall them so i could think of a way out of this and i said, "Hold on, let me think about this." now talking to myself, in a way that they can hear me, "Should I take the entertainment of my PSP, of the easy transit of my bike? hmm..."
Then he said, "Hurry up, Foo!" (Foo? what if that? thats what he said, but what if a foo? that guy from nirvana fights them... you know the drummer... any way)
i said "Hold on, hold on." while i was saying this a car had passed by. (this takes place on a street where you get 9-10 cars an hour pass by)
Then i got my idea! I continued stalling until another car came by this was going about 3-4 mph. Then i carried out my plan. I jumped off my bike and in front of the car, the two guys were just watching and about to run away. then i ran up to my bike, picked it up and ran. (i have a mountain bike so it was like 90 lbs [not really 90 but still heavy] ) i ran until the end of the block then i tried to get on it but it took too long and i just ran with it beside me. the guys chased me for like two blacks then got tired or something.

so NG was this a good way to get out of this?

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Wait, what?

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why the hell whould u jump in front of a car?
I still don't understand that part

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So let me get this straight. You were hunting for wabbits?

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Ahh i get it, very clever! I'm glad you got away unharmed.

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At 12/30/08 03:50 PM, andycastaneda wrote: <bullshit story>

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At 12/30/08 03:50 PM, andycastaneda wrote: Okay
so NG was this a good way to get out of this?

I bet they were black.

Also get a gun.

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the guys tried to mug me so i jumped in front a car, the car stopped and i ran away with my bike and psp

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At 12/30/08 03:56 PM, MyMonkey wrote:
At 12/30/08 03:50 PM, andycastaneda wrote: Okay
so NG was this a good way to get out of this?
I bet they were black.

Also get a gun.

even though they were, that is raciest.

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Shhhhhhhh, be vewy vewy quite, im hunting wabits,hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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At 12/30/08 03:58 PM, awsome-o123 wrote: Shhhhhhhh, be vewy vewy quite, im hunting wabits,hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

seriously... where the fuck is this rabbit shit coming from?

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At 12/30/08 03:56 PM, Thracian wrote: lies

Most likely...
Not a very good way to get out of it either. A better idea would be to, wait until a car goes by, and start waving at the person inside (if they are going as slow as you say) then, if they stop (or you can make them stop by jumpng in front of them) , then, knovk on their window and say, "Hey mum/dad/bro, can i get a lift home?" This should make the thugs think "oh shit, what we gonna do? this is his mum/dad/bro!"

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Why didn't you just yell for help when the cars were there?

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At 12/30/08 03:56 PM, andycastaneda wrote: the guys tried to mug me so i jumped in front a car, the car stopped and i ran away with my bike and psp

..Okay? Wouldn't that make it easier for them to beat your ass since you stopped in front of a car?

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the guys tried to mug me so i jumped in front a car, the car stopped and two men got out and proceeded to rob my bike and psp

it wasnt a good day.

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At 12/30/08 03:56 PM, andycastaneda wrote: the guys tried to mug me so i jumped in front a car, the car stopped and i ran away with my bike and psp

You were walking slower than walking speed (stood still?) then you have a conversation and jump infront of a car (why?) and then pick up a bike and run away (lol?).

You could have just hit one and they would have gone or acted tough.

If this even happened.

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At 12/30/08 03:50 PM, andycastaneda wrote: the guys chased me for like two blacks

Trivia: a black is equivalent to 26 metric feet.

And a metric foot is 1/26 blacks.

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this did happen! i swear to GOD.
how the hell do i prove it?

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At 12/30/08 04:11 PM, andycastaneda wrote: this did happen! i swear to GOD.
how the hell do i prove it?

Take off all your clothes.

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At 12/30/08 03:58 PM, andycastaneda wrote:
At 12/30/08 03:56 PM, MyMonkey wrote:
At 12/30/08 03:50 PM, andycastaneda wrote: Okay
so NG was this a good way to get out of this?
I bet they were black.

Also get a gun.
even though they were, that is raciest.

No it wasnt... Black people do like, 99.99% of all crimes like mugging and robbing...
Logically I assumed that the muggers were black.

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At 12/30/08 04:12 PM, MyMonkey wrote:
At 12/30/08 03:58 PM, andycastaneda wrote:
At 12/30/08 03:56 PM, MyMonkey wrote:
At 12/30/08 03:50 PM, andycastaneda wrote: Okay
so NG was this a good way to get out of this?
I bet they were black.

Also get a gun.
even though they were, that is raciest.
No it wasnt... Black people do like, 99.99% of all crimes like mugging and robbing...
Logically I assumed that the muggers were black.

still though. thats not right. you should sop saying things like that. dont say things like that in real life too, if any thing

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At 12/30/08 04:12 PM, MyMonkey wrote:
No it wasnt... Black people do like, 99.99% of all crimes like mugging and robbing...
Logically I assumed that the muggers were black.

And WHAT does that have to do with the OP?

Absolutely nothing.

I think you did a good job, but you're lucky they weren't on crack, because you'd be dead.


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At 12/30/08 04:11 PM, andycastaneda wrote: this did happen! i swear to GOD.
how the hell do i prove it?

Look man, those guys are just idiots. They're ALL banned now.

Smart move, by the way. Just hope those same guys don't see you again... and also... get a back pack... with a gun in it.

Hey, what do you expect? In america, we shoot muggers. And we get away with it.

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If you were rich and you got mugged, Funk, would you give them money?


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At 12/30/08 05:20 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: If you were rich and you got mugged, Funk, would you give them money?

No, it's against Mr. Hate's principle. Learn your lesson.


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Stop being a fucking attention whore.

Bullshit story is bullshit.

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