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it can be as silly as you want.so my plan will be.....
I will use this army to fulfill my needs!

At 12/30/08 11:43 AM, RussianGiant wrote: it can be as silly as you want.so my plan will be.....
I will use this army to fulfill my needs!

sorry wrong picture

deathnote

nuff said

With one big hefty bomb.

Mecha furries!

I would steal all porn and sell it for 1Million Billlion pounds or dollars (which ever costs more). genius.

I would use rickroll

I would learn from others examples.

Many different techniques have been proposed for world domination. The Roman empire, while they used force also depended on a trust system and the new quality's they were bringing to lands under their rule. While the Vikings would just set up strongholds in those country's, and rarely live along side others (although we know they did, like the celts etc...). I think now days, with the amount of nukes in the world, and countries willing to use force to stop others, there is only one way to do it; mass persuasion techniques.

Just like the Russians would give their lives for their country, the same could be replicated throughout the world. It's also important to take land near by, not by force but my ultimate consequences, eg - save them from another country's threat. You wouldn't want to immediately invade an ally country of USA but at the same time you don't want to impend a pointless war on other countries.

The most important thing though, is to have supporters who will die for the campaign, rather than fight out of fear.

Just wish upon a star, thats how all the good dictators do it....

At 12/30/08 11:44 AM, RussianGiant wrote:

At 12/30/08 11:43 AM, RussianGiant wrote: it can be as silly as you want.so my plan will be.....
I will use this army to fulfill my needs!

sorry wrong picture

Win.

The world? You think so tiny, I would conquer the UNIVERSE!

At 12/30/08 12:46 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: The world? You think so tiny, I would conquer the UNIVERSE!

Your campaign would have to increase in speed as it goes to keep up with the universe.

Get everyone drunk and do it when their still hungover.

well first i would start a club. In which people fight to relive there stress/insomnia. I myself could not do this alone so i would create an imaginary freind. I would name him tyler durdan. next this "club" would bring me followers. I would command these followers to cause mischef and mayham.

Next i would create more and more armies and use them to allow me to conquer the world.....
Wait shit that sounds familier.

At 12/30/08 12:54 PM, biohasard wrote: well first i would

Do what they done in fightclub.....

But that only works in cities, the world isnt one big city :P

A really REALLY big gun. Failing that, Clowns.

i would do it the right way.. i would slowly start up a political party and gain the support of the nation. i would have to do this in a fucked up country like mexico or somewhere in eastern europe. once i gained enough followers, I would spread propoganda messages to surrounding countries telling them lies about their leaders. Gain a large army through loyal parties take over next country through force if needed.

i would continue this until allied nations got pissed off at me and decided that there should be a war...
Then at that point i would suck all the resources out of my conquered countries to fight off the allies.
Then hopefully i could push them farther away and eventually rule the world..

Conquering the world is easy ... Ruling it is the hard part

At 12/30/08 01:04 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: Stuff

What the fuck goes on in your head, good sir.

At 12/30/08 01:06 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote:

At 12/30/08 01:04 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: Stuff

What the fuck goes on in your head, good sir.

You really dont want to know... hell sometimes i wish i could stop it

300!

At 12/30/08 02:08 PM, anarchist665 wrote:

At 12/30/08 11:43 AM, RussianGiant wrote: it can be as silly as you want.so my plan will be.....
I will use this army to fulfill my needs!

My zombie hoard could kick your army's ass.

Oops, I've said too much!

WHAT DO YOU SAY NOW???? MUHAHAHA

Overthrow the economy....WITH MY PENIS.

It's all documented within the lyrics of a song called "Hell Yeah!".

Monkeys. Flying monkeys. Flying monkeys that fling poop.

release a deadly, designer disease around the world, and only release the antidote if the world bows down to me.

At 12/30/08 05:16 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: release a deadly, designer disease around the world, and only release the antidote if the world bows down to me.

but then they can mass produce it secretly then revolt on you

I would hack into my grandfather's computer and bring up a file on his ultimate weapon which actually turns out to be someone who looks like my worst enemy and gets him arrested and then leads my to a space station with a giant laser and I would threaten the people of earth to surrender to me or I would blow up the world.

SA2B FTW!!!