Attn: British Users.

[EyeLovePoozy]

I plan on visiting your country next month and I want to make the most of it. I've always wanted to go there and I want you guys to help me make the most of my trip. Throughout my life I have accumulated a very short list of things that I have to try.

Here it is:

1. Tea time.
2. Fish and chips.
3. Stomping chavs.
4. Marmite.
5. British pussy.
6. Brawling with hooligans.
7. Mugging BBM.
8. Drive by arguing.

What I want of you guys is to alert me to things that I should experience while in your failed empire.
I'm not sure when I'll be able to visit again and I want to make the most of this trip.

Thanks guys...

[Samen]

British people talk like they've where dropped on the head as a child.

[Jezuz]

Don't forget to go and try to get the retarded Tall Hats to move.

[simon]

9. Visiting Simon to play croquet.

[Samen]

At 12/30/08 12:08 AM, Samen wrote: British people talk like they've where dropped on the head as a child.

WERE*

Aren't I a little hypocrite. :P

[MercatorMap]

Poozy, you should try the chicken flavored crisps, and the Yorkee bars that aren't for the girls.

[OneWordName]

You should have put NSFW in the title, because you are post pictures of that British pussy.

Awww right.

[Samen]

At 12/30/08 12:13 AM, MercatorMap wrote: Poozy, you should try the chicken flavored crisps, and the Yorkee bars that aren't for the girls.

Oh my God, I love Yorkee bars. I only get like 1 a year, though.

That just makes them extra special.

[Brick-top]

I'm sorry to say I spoke to the queen and she agree's we're not letting you into our nation. Airport security will shoot you on sight if you step one foot on british soil.

However if you promise to 'accidentally' damage several people/places of my choosing I will allow you in for a brief peroid.

It's a pleasure doing business with you sir.

WARNING SERIOUS USERS this is not serious. Calm down and continue being unhappy

[RedDreadSky]

TAKE ME WITH YOU.

[Sevkat]

Go to the British Projects where the men are ever so rude.

[jewdudewtf]

At 12/30/08 12:08 AM, Samen wrote: British people talk like they've where dropped on the head as a child.

They probably think the same about us Americans.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 12/30/08 12:06 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: What I want of you guys is to alert me to things that I should experience while in your failed empire.
I'm not sure when I'll be able to visit again and I want to make the most of this trip.

Thanks guys...

Talk like a British person while you're there. Talk like an old rich British person the first day. Good morning, old bean! How's about we take a gander at our accumulated and vast expenses. Sounds absolutely riveting, dear boy! Indubidly! Quite. Then use funny British swear words. You cunts! Tossers! Dirty bloody wankers! Also, try to distract one of the guards with the fuzzy hats. Good luck on your journey.

[Samen]

At 12/30/08 12:33 AM, jewdudewtf wrote:

At 12/30/08 12:08 AM, Samen wrote: British people talk like they've where dropped on the head as a child.

They probably think the same about us Americans.

Well, of course, basically anyone with a heavy accent sounds mentally retarded to anyone without the same accent.
Personally, I don't really prefer a heavy British one to a deeply Southern one. They're both lame.
California's where it's at, man.

[Shakyjake]

9. Haggis!

[Sevkat]

At 12/30/08 12:36 AM, Samen wrote:

California's where it's at, man.

High five!

[Lost-Chances]

Guy Fawkes night.
A pub instead of a bar.
How expensive London is.
Racism towards the pakis.

[Techno]

At 12/30/08 12:27 AM, Brick-top wrote: banned from UK

Kinda like snoop dog was right?

[AshfordPride]

Nudge nudge.

Wink wink.

Say no more, say no more.

[StuffyOne]

At 12/30/08 12:38 AM, mega-ballin-pimp-sev wrote:

At 12/30/08 12:36 AM, Samen wrote:

California's where it's at, man.

High five!

Double high-five!

Also Poozy, ban the queen while you are there.

[Parlux]

Have a nice trip to the UK poozy

[JadeTheAssassin]

Smuggle me in, and I'll never set foot on the BBS again.

or I'll post bobs.

plz. :(

[Kart-Man]

10. Make fun of the Queen's Guards at Buckingham Palace!

[Sun-Wukong]

At 12/30/08 12:06 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: short list of things that I have to try.

5. British pussy.

Don't we all...

I've always wanted to go to England, hope you have fun.

[AntiangelicAngel]

At 12/30/08 12:06 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: 1. Tea time.
2. Fish and chips.
3. Stomping chavs.
4. Marmite.
5. British pussy.
6. Brawling with hooligans.
7. Mugging BBM.
8. Drive by arguing.

I live in the US, but I've visited GB before. Here is my understanding/experience with the above items
1: I do it every day. But the damn Brits drink black tea.
2: not that good. Really. Go to a real burger joint in the us, the kind that has fries with the skins still on, get a burger. You're better off.
3: Enjoy. Boot one in the mouth for me.
4: Vegemite is better
5: Bag the head so you don't need to watch the teeth.
6: Bring the board with the nails in it.
7: Good luck with that
8: Family Guy lied. Not enough people drive for drive by arguing. And if you try and pull that shit, you'll get your shit rocked.

I realize you're largely joking, but I felt like giving serious feedback.

[TheSouthernTower]

i met a British guy once.then he said fag at me and i punched him in the face.only later did i find out what he meant.my bad.

[The-Great-One]

At 12/30/08 12:08 AM, Samen wrote: British people talk like they've where dropped on the head as a child.

Roight, Roight, Cheerio you Pompous Elephant.

[Sun-Wukong]

At 12/30/08 12:09 AM, Samen wrote:

At 12/30/08 12:08 AM, Samen wrote: British people talk like they've where dropped on the head as a child.

WERE*

Aren't I a little hypocrite. :P

Like they've were?

[WilliWowza]

Brits are ciggarettes.

[Rape-bot]

At 12/30/08 01:25 AM, Sun-Wukong wrote:

At 12/30/08 12:09 AM, Samen wrote:

At 12/30/08 12:08 AM, Samen wrote: British people talk like they've where dropped on the head as a child.

WERE*

Aren't I a little hypocrite. :P

Like they've were?

Quiet, you, all this Californian weed makes it a little hard to type. >:^0