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SECRET 2008-12-29 02:57:22

I'M A PREMATURE EJACULATOR, THERE I SAID IT

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 02:58:05

I know.


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 02:58:17

stamper quit posting


BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO FORGE FIRST TO BRING THE WAY FOR OTHERS -
H. // E L I J A H // M U H A M M A D

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 02:58:48

I said I wouldn't tell!!!

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 02:58:49

OH FUCKING BOY


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 02:58:56

At 12/29/08 02:57 AM, Stamper wrote: I'M A PREMATURE EJACULATOR, THERE I SAID IT

I just jizzed my pants from reading this


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 02:59:08

Fucking admins and their all CAPS titles.


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 02:59:36

You are? Everything I thought was true is a lie! What's next, are you going to be saying that Wikipedia is inaccurate?


Hello, I am Another-User, and I approve this message.
The unclickable link. O.o

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:00:00

At 12/29/08 02:57 AM, Stamper wrote: I'M A PREMATURE EJACULATOR, THERE I SAID IT

Well, that's nice. But premature ejaculation can cockblock you.
THE MORE YOU KNOW.


Every man's got his vice. My vice: a royale with cheese.
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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:00:08

can you preematurely ejaculate on me please stamper


Lemonsourkid made me somefin

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:00:22

Not a secret anymore. HURR. HURR. HURR.

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:01:25

At 12/29/08 02:57 AM, Stamper wrote: I'M A PREMATURE EJACULATOR, THERE I SAID IT

SO THATS THAT SALTY WHITE STUFF ON MY DOG!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:01:55

At 12/29/08 03:00 AM, Electric-Bla wrote:
At 12/29/08 02:59 AM, RedDreadSky wrote: Fucking admins and their all CAPS titles.
Well don't sweat about it, Stamper isn't a very long fucking admin now is he?

Clever use of words. Teehee.


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:02:51

At 12/29/08 02:57 AM, Stamper wrote: I'M A IMMATURE EJACULATOR, THERE I SAID IT

Fixed.

LOLOLOL I JUST JIZZED ON YOUR FACE

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:03:54

At 12/29/08 02:57 AM, Stamper wrote: I'M A PREMATURE EJACULATOR, THERE I SAID IT

It's good you're being honest about yourself. You deserve a reward!


Everything I see is just a image of my thoughts "Always looking for a better day..."
What's your fastest reaction time?
-[Audiosurf Club]-

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:05:23

Quick jump to page 15 of this thread.


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:05:51

Does it feel like winning or loosing all the time?

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:06:03

Stamper....

No.
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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:06:32

So Stamper gets to talk about premature ejaculation and he gets pure white text? Life sucks.

Oh wait, wtf am I talking about, he designed the layout of Newgrounds. Silly me. :3

Newgrounds | PM me for a forum signature

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:07:03

At 12/29/08 03:05 AM, MonkeyV wrote: Quick jump to page 15 of this thread.

Just wait 5 more minutes and we'll be there.


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:07:06

I hate when that happens


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:10:08

I wish I could post titles with caps only :(. Anyway, stoned much? :P


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:11:37

It's one of those things that everyone knows with out having been told.

Sort of like that kid who always gave way too many hugs to way too many men. Sure he said he loved women but when he admitted to being gay, we all had known way before.


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:15:06

gee stamper, that is kinda like telling us that most birds fly....


I Stopped A Rape!!!
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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:16:56

At 12/29/08 02:57 AM, Stamper wrote: I'M A PREMATURE EJACULATOR, THERE I SAID IT

SECRET


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:19:35

At 12/29/08 02:57 AM, Stamper wrote: I'M A PREMATURE EJACULATOR, THERE I SAID IT

Poor you :(


I think...I hate... dick.

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:19:31

I sometimes can't get an orgasm at all...
I'm downright ready for Lemarchand's box at this stage of my life...

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:20:03

At 12/29/08 03:16 AM, MadCow posted a picture:

That is creepy as fuck

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:22:54

At 12/29/08 03:16 AM, MadCow wrote:
At 12/29/08 02:57 AM, Stamper wrote: I'M A PREMATURE EJACULATOR, THERE I SAID IT


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 03:25:18

fap fap fap...
Wait, what


Every man's got his vice. My vice: a royale with cheese.
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"I fucking fucked this band. They are the best fuck, PERIOD."

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