If you received ultimate power.

[stonedpimp69]

If u received ultimate power over america for a year, and anything you did, could not be undone afterwords(example you prohibit gay marrige, it can not be allowed anymore, even after you lose power.)
My program would be:Kill affirmative action. Kill medicare. Strike Iraq and Afghanistan with teh full might of the US army, as opposed to what we are doing now. Then point at what we just did(oh yeah brutally execute Saddam and Bin Laden), and politely suggest that it would be a shame if that happened to N. Koprea/ Kim. And suggest that they *might* want to kill their nuclear arms program. If they don't follow up on the threat. Order that troops are not to leave these four countries until every terrorrist/guerrila/communist threat has been eradicated, and invade Iran and Syria. With the same orders. The order for the invasion of Lebanon, and all the great vacation resorts(sarcasm) AFTER This is finished. Then I would prohiobit gay marriage. Then I would stop humanitarian aid to countries with shitty regimes, until those regimes are overturned, since otherwise the money will be abducted anyway. too lazy to think more, this'l do for now.

[NEMESiSZ]

I'd improve public schools in your town.

[stonedpimp69]

At 12/17/03 01:28 PM, NEMESiSZ wrote: I'd improve public schools in your town.

care to elaborate???

[Dagodevas]

At 12/17/03 01:27 PM, stonedpimp69 wrote: My program would be:Kill affirmative action. Kill medicare. Strike Iraq and Afghanistan with teh full might of the US army, as opposed to what we are doing now.

Ah, so you're looking to make America worse. Crud, and I was going to say increase funding for public education and end capital punishment.

And we DON'T need to be attacking countries like Afghanistan and Iraq. Haven't enough civilians died already?

[bumcheekcity]

I would legalise virtually everything. (From homosexuality to Heroin) and then stop all the wars. I would ship all the republicans to the bottom of the sea. I woud then spend a lot of time giving a lot of money to people who didn't have much.

Oh yeah, and naked women. Lots of naked women.

[Chaoslight]

How ultimate is this power? I might start by executing anyone who types a thread-starting post and can't take the time to type out the tree-letter word 'you'.

YEAR ONE: I'd institute taxes on the Catholic Church's real estate holdings, I'd tax the rich at about 75%, I'd legalize Marijuana and a few other drugs (I would have to look into research as to which ones are, like MJ, better than cigarettes and alchohol.) But I'd set the store prices high, tax them heavily, and make it known what bad things could really happen, without biased propaganda. I'd legalize gay marriages and abortions, I'd banish anyone who tried to use religious argument against me.

I'd kill everyone on the supreme court with the possible exception of Ginsburg, and I'd appoint: Nader as SCJ, Carl Sagan, Stephen Hawking, Michael Moore, George Carlin, Ellen Degeneris, Sharon Osbourne, Rosie O'Donell, and J. Michael Strazcinsky (sic)

I'd change the national anthem to 'America The Beautiful" and I'd change the salute to the flag to the one I've stated in the "God..." Thread.

I'd tell the RIAA to go fuck themselves, I'd make the DOJ finish their investigation of Bill Gates, there'd be massive revisions of the FBI, who lied on thousands of DNA cases, the DEA, who are utterly useless, and the CIA, just so they're not left out.

SECOND YEAR: I'd use the revenues collected from the taxation of the people who can afford it to pay everyone in New Mexico to move out of state. I'd then cultivate the whole state with weed, schedule a middle-east peace talk, and raze the crop five days before hand.

With the military budget no longer strained so much in the middle east, I'd pour quite a bit into public education, adult education, and tax relief for families with college-bound kids.

YEAR THREE: Having taken care of the future, I'd start working on the present. Health Care, Social Security, I'd make sure Affirmermitave Action was properly instituted, I'd fund small businesses, I'd fully fund the supercollider, and I'd give the UN the money we owe them.

YEAR FOUR: With the government fully funded, the Church brought back to level with every other religious organization in the country, education and health care fully funded, human rights assured, peace in the middle east acheved, and our science goals well met, I'd begin making myself popular. I'd find a tiny country of no importance resource-wise, no strategic importance, and whose leader isn't nice to his people, and who could pose some vague threat to the US in twenty years or so, and declare war. I'd spend about six months blowing smoke out my ass, and just when it looked like I'd lose the next election, I'd 'find' the leader, use the vast resources I obtained with my liberal economics to ensure everyone in the little country was happy, and give the dictator back to his people to decide what to do with him. All my forces would then evacuate, to prove that the 'threat' was dealt with the people whose concern it was in the first place.

Then I start working on my re-election speech if I decide there's more to do, or if not I retire on my pension, cheerfully paying the taxes I instituted in the knowledge that they are going toward HELPING people. And I vote for the green party.

[NEMESiSZ]

At 12/17/03 03:46 PM, Chaoslight wrote: How ultimate is this power?

Wow, from putting deceased scientists on the supreme court to imposing socialism on country which spent thirty years fighting it, your policies sure are crappy..

I do agree with your proposed treatment of people who refuse to type "you," though.

[Chaoslight]

At 12/17/03 04:02 PM, NEMESiSZ wrote:

At 12/17/03 03:46 PM, Chaoslight wrote: How ultimate is this power?

Wow, from putting deceased scientists on the supreme court to imposing socialism on country which spent thirty years fighting it, your policies sure are crappy..

I think you are smart enough to understand what I'm talking about. If not, your loss.
Tell me, then: What would you do?

[Commander-K25]

My top list:

1. reduce welfare
2. phase out social security
3. end the legislative judiciary (i.e. judges who try to make new law)
4. cut government spending across the board
5. end affirmative action
6. vastly reduce taxes (middle class should hardly pay any income tax)
7. withdraw troops from less vital areas and foucs on the Mid East
8. make it illegal for unions to force workers into membership (i.e. institute "right-to-work" in all states)
9. missile defense
10. tort reform (i.e. loser pays)

[Jimsween]

At 12/17/03 04:28 PM, Commander-K25 wrote:

10. tort reform (i.e. loser pays)

I thought the loser already pays for legal costs.

[NEMESiSZ]

At 12/17/03 04:09 PM, Chaoslight wrote: I think you are smart enough to understand what I'm talking about. If not, your loss.
Tell me, then: What would you do?

I'd make sure no members of the supreme court had died in 1996.

[Dagodevas]

At 12/17/03 03:46 PM, Chaoslight wrote:

YEAR ONE (or, The Wackiness Begins):

I'd tax the rich at about 75%...

Of their INCOME?! Gah-lee! You might as well make us a Communist nation.

But I'd set the store prices high, tax [legalized drugs] heavily, and make it known what bad things could really happen, without biased propaganda.

People would still go to drug dealers for better prices on their drugs and, potentially, a better product hence lowering the crime rate only slightly.

I'd legalize gay marriages and abortions, I'd banish anyone who tried to use religious argument against me.

Banish them. Good move. Nice to know you still support free-speech.

I'd kill everyone on the supreme court with the possible exception of Ginsburg, and I'd appoint:

Kill them. Good move. Nice to knwo you still support people's rights to live (I picked that up from reading your pro-abortion statement).

Nader as SCJ

Ha ha...no.

Carl Sagan

Dead. Besides he's a scientist, not a judge.

Stephen Hawking

Same as Sagan minus the dead part.

Michael Moore

No. He's a filmmaker, not a judge.

George Carlin

No. He's a comedian, not a judge.

Ellen Degeneris

Same as Carlin.

Sharon Osbourne

I hate you.

Rosie O'Donell

I hate you even more.

J. Michael Strazcinsky (sic)

It's Straczynski and HELL no.

I'd change the national anthem to 'America The Beautiful" and I'd change the salute to the flag to the one I've stated in the "God..." Thread.

There's nothing wrong with either.

I'd tell the RIAA to go fuck themselves

Sure, there's nothing wrong with illegally distributing copyrighted material.

there'd be massive revisions of the FBI, who lied on thousands of DNA cases

Prove it.

the DEA, who are utterly useless

Great. Let's abolish the CIA while you're at it.

and the CIA, just so they're not left out.

Sigh…

SECOND YEAR (or, Year of the Weed)

I'd use the revenues collected from the taxation of the people who can afford it to pay everyone in New Mexico to move out of state. I'd then cultivate the whole state with weed

What? No opium or child porn studios? Just figured we'd do that while we're making the world worse.

YEAR THREE (or 'Taking Care' of the Future)

Having taken care of the future

Yeah, you took care of it all right.

I'd make sure Affirmermitave Action was properly instituted

Affirmative Action contradicts what equality really means, but you clearly don't care, do you?

YEAR FOUR (or A Less-Than Merciful End)

With the government fully funded

And stoned.

human rights assured

Excuse me while I laugh at your hypocrisy.

peace in the middle east acheved

In FOUR YEARS?! You know nothing of the Middle East and what their problems are.

and our science goals well met

Again, in four years? Get a grip.

I'd begin making myself popular.

Suddenly, I'm flooded with visions of kids raising their arms in the air shouting "Heil Hitler".

I'd find a tiny country of no importance resource-wise, no strategic importance, and whose leader isn't nice to his people, and who could pose some vague threat to the US in twenty years or so, and declare war

You're Pro-Bush I assume.

I'd spend about six months blowing smoke out my ass, and just when it looked like I'd lose the next election

Inevitably...

I'd 'find' the leader, use the vast resources I obtained with my liberal economics

You have no idea what "liberal economics" means. Don't even try.

to ensure everyone in the little country was happy, and give the dictator back to his people to decide what to do with him.

Smart move Mr. Assure Human Rights.

All my forces would then evacuate, to prove that the 'threat' was dealt with the people whose concern it was in the first place.

I assume that the whole thing will go off without any civilian casualties huh?

Then I start working on my re-election speech if I decide there's more to do

Or ruin.

or if not I retire on my pension, cheerfully paying the taxes I instituted in the knowledge that they are going toward HELPING people.

I can't see how someone who kills people, over taxes the rich, and invades countries for the mere fun of it can say that they "help people". Hypocrite.

And I vote for the green party.

Fuck this, I'm moving to Canada.

At 12/17/03 01:28 PM, NEMESiSZ wrote: I'd improve public schools in your town.

Zing!!!

Personally I'd abolish government or end all overseas military support. The U.S. is placed below the 10th position when it comes to humanitarian aid but is no.1 when it comes to military aid. I'd divert more money to things that are useful: like healthcare and education. And maybe keep our defense to a defense budget and not an evil empire budget. Look at this friggin fiasco. http://www.cdi.org/budget/2004/world-military-spending.cfm

[Xion-Fox]

What ultimate power? For one day huh? Well how about I start with this.

My first reform, turn the states into a short term Monarchy upon which I declare myslef king then declare war on every nation in existence one by one and take them over then proclaim myself.....

*the audience gasps*

KING OF THE WORLD *menichal laugh* muahahahahahahaha

lol sorry couldn't resist and no one else said it so..

Anyways Seriously though lets consider what's wrong. Education, health care, foriegn policy, trade policy, policy on the ideas of imigrants, legal drinking ages (lets face it 21 is too damned old, start em at 18), the defenition of a fucken narcotic and wtf exactly should define a controlled substance, ummmm, free trade policy, old pointless laws (embargo on Cuba come on its illegal for you guys to even import half decent cigar for fuck sake), Military, resource management, umm shit, there's alot of things wrong.

Okay solutions.

Education - Increase public funding and create an equal opportunity enviroment through the socializationism of the school system

Health Care - Duh Publicly funded health care, that doesn't include plastic surgery botches. You fuck up your nose thats your own damned fault.

Substance Control - Dude, do hippies fight and kill and beat the shit out of eachother? nawh we to concerned about the munchies yo.

Redefine Free Speech - Come on so what you say bomb on the phone, "Yo ma nizzle that was off the hizzle fo shizzle" "Word yo that shiz was da bomb" Not too mention you can't even say the word communism without gettin in shit.

Multiculturalism - Better than a fucken melting pot, least we civil and the hispanics ain't shootin us and others...

Death Penalty - Bring it back, I'm sorry three life scentences? WTF is this shit, that's a fucken death sentence right there. A life in jail? Fuck might as well be dead, Eye for an eye tooth for a tooth, Frie the fucker.

Resources - Come on focus a little more on your resources, use em right.

Low income Housing - Shit we get the poor off the street, they get retrained and given jobs, shit they can pay taxes and make me richer.

Declare an infinite term Legislation. Come on 2 four year terms? 8 total years and that's it? Shit if you get someone in who is fixing things keep em there you dumb fucks.

Increase Research funding - You need to be smarter, and more effecient, Consider whats better? Mechanization? Or Proletariate labour? Machines dun sleep yo.

Military - Ummm, well, quit putting it in stupid places. Fuck, stop medling damn it Stop stop stop. You have your own god damned issues quit fucken around in other peoples.

Legalize Sumbstances - Umm, mush, marijuana, acid, piote, and control meth. These things aren't BAD, just uncontrolled. Well okay meth is bad but lets consider, its just speed fuck. They give me speed, they give me speed and lots of it to calm me down. So we just solve the issue and make it readily available and remove the drug dealers hold over. That is quickly followed by exports and taxing the shit out of it ;) Make mor emoney destroy the deficit.

Bash Gay bashers, oh wait, that wouldn't be legislation that'd be revenge sorry. Change the law to state that a marriage is the bonding of two people not a man and a woman. Incest and bigamy and polygamy are still illegal you sick sick fucks. Why would you fuck your mom eww.

Hmmm, what else can I fix, oh yes immigration policy for fuck, analyze the request, give em a health check, watch em. Let them the fuck in then they can stop clogging up Canada.

Social Assistance - I don't know how you guys define this but, study each case piece by piece and dowl out the cash accordingly. "I'm a bum, I don't have my grade 12" So lets give em a house and put a requsition on the money that he has to be going to school, after that point revaluate and judge. If he gets a job in the mean time cut him off.

Public school funding - Change the age limit from fucken 20 to goddamned 25. Lets face it we're not all fucken genious'

Make better smokes, beer, and weed. Shit you guys, your smoking fucken sticks, stems and shake. Your drinking water, and your smoking canage ick. American smokes, beer and weed suuuuuuuck. Ya'll need to get a good ol' wiff oh the BC HYDRO yo.

Teach all americans that canada is country, we have a different language, we're not lumberjacks, we don't live in igloos, we don't know sally, or john, although they're probably nice people, we have a semi-socialist economy, we do not wrestle polar bears, We are north and we are the second largest land mass in the world, we have a metric system meaning its Celcius Not Fairehiegnhight, we have a Primeminister NOT a president, Eh is not the main stay of our language, Hockey Is OUR SPORT, We have provinces and not states, we have priemiers not govenors or ministers, we do not follow the queen, we are smart, we are your nieghboor, it is not eternally winter, it is about not aboot, poutine is, is, well poutines nasty one way or another but oh so good :P, we have two offocial languages, we will serve you in English or French, Sereve en engli et France (my french is horrible fuck off), we AREN'T all polite, the beaver is a symbol of industrialism, not food, we have coloured money for a reason (think its so we don't get confused), we believe in peace keeping not policing, we are the best marksmen, we developed the first mach engine, we have real beer, and real foot ball, we play lecross, we have wilderness, we have a Mosiac not a Melting Pot I AM FOX FROM KELOWNA BC (born anyways living in a but fuck city called red deer in alberta, that would be red neck central, bible belt, bull shit ass excuse for a city.) AND I AM CANADIAN.

Oh shit *looks at his Molson* Out beer fuck now see this is *boyfriend hands him a bottle of R&R* Oh there we got hat's better. Now where was I? Oh yeah, fixing america's problems...

Ummmm....

I dunno make ya'll quit being a snivly whiney brat nation and slap the fuck outa ya till you grow the fuck up and learn to share with the rest of the world. You may be a military power but your not the only nation in the fucken world. Wait, oops, sorry off topic...

President right, day as president.

Military #2 - Call back over seas forces, turn from country taking and policing to peace keeping.

[Xion-Fox]

Whoa that's a lot of shit lol, shit make me a world power, give me control I'll solve the worlds ills.

HIS HEART IS WITH THE PEOPLE, HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING, HE IS UNBIASED, HE'S CANADIAN VOTE FOX FOR WORLD LEADER.

"I promise as world leader to abolish stupidity, increase health, decrease war, find comprimises not solutions. I promise that Pot will be legal, there will never be a defecit, and ya'll will be fucken happy, cause I fucken said so. If you ain't happy, lithium treatment, and if ya'll got an issue you can tell it to my ass."

lol sorry couldn't resist that either, tried it before but some restriction of 6500 characters or something *shrugs* oh well. *goes off to be with his boyfriend drinkin R&R*

Later Days People

[JoS]

I would have an affair with someone that is actually hot. Then I would allow gay maariage, ban capital punishment, change abortion laws so they are legal, but require consulting with father. Bye Bye affirmative action, it doesnt really work. Increase taxes on ppl making over seven didigits a year (not 75% maybe 60%) decrease taxes on middle and low income families, eliminate workfare, instead put in training programs they can attend, single parents only need to go when kids are at school. sign the landmine treaty, nuclear arms treaty, and biio/chem weapons too. I would have the stockpile of WMD destroyed. replace medi-care with public health care. the money saved on military spending from construction/design of WMD and increase taxes on richer ppl would fund education and health-care. The money from tax breaks for workfare that was eliminated could pay for the training programs. I would pay the UN debts, relieve some of the 3rd world debt, stop charging interest/decrease interest/number of compounding periods for some other countries. I would committ troops to UN peacekeeping missions rather than going in alone or under our own command, to increase respect around the world for the US.

[Chaoslight]

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At 12/17/03 06:07 PM, Dagodevas wrote:

At 12/17/03 03:46 PM, Chaoslight wrote:

YEAR ONE (or, The Wackiness Begins):

I'd tax the rich at about 75%...

Of their INCOME?! Gah-lee! You might as well make us a Communist nation.

But I'd set the store prices high, tax [legalized drugs] heavily, and make it known what bad things could really happen, without biased propaganda.

People would still go to drug dealers for better prices on their drugs and, potentially, a better product hence lowering the crime rate only slightly.

I'd legalize gay marriages and abortions, I'd banish anyone who tried to use religious argument against me.

Banish them. Good move. Nice to know you still support free-speech.

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|3le`instead`of`legitimate`reasoning.`I`hate`them,`and`this`is`a`s<enario`w
here`I`am`essentailly`king`so`fu<k`you`ha\/e`a`ni<e`day.

I'd kill everyone on the supreme court with the possible exception of Ginsburg, and I'd appoint:

Kill them. Good move. Nice to knwo you still support people's rights to live (I picked that up from reading your pro-abortion statement).

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<harge`fu<k`you`ha\/e`a`ni<e`day.

Nader as SCJ

Ha ha...no.

Carl Sagan

Dead. Besides he's a scientist, not a judge.

Stephen Hawking

Same as Sagan minus the dead part.

Michael Moore

No. He's a filmmaker, not a judge.

George Carlin

No. He's a comedian, not a judge.

Ellen Degeneris

Same as Carlin.

Sharon Osbourne

I hate you.

Rosie O'Donell

I hate you even more.

J. Michael Strazcinsky (sic)

It's Straczynski and HELL no.

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I'm`in`<harge`fu<k`you`ha\/e`a`ni<e`day.

I'd change the national anthem to 'America The Beautiful" and I'd change the salute to the flag to the one I've stated in the "God..." Thread.

There's nothing wrong with either.

I'd tell the RIAA to go fuck themselves

Sure, there's nothing wrong with illegally distributing copyrighted material.

there'd be massive revisions of the FBI, who lied on thousands of DNA cases

Prove it.

the DEA, who are utterly useless

Great. Let's abolish the CIA while you're at it.

and the CIA, just so they're not left out.

Sigh…

SECOND YEAR (or, Year of the Weed)

I'd use the revenues collected from the taxation of the people who can afford it to pay everyone in New Mexico to move out of state. I'd then cultivate the whole state with weed

What? No opium or child porn studios? Just figured we'd do that while we're making the world worse.

No`patien<e`to`do`this`now.`Damn`key|3oard.

YEAR THREE (or 'Taking Care' of the Future)

Having taken care of the future

Yeah, you took care of it all right.

I'd make sure Affirmermitave Action was properly instituted

Affirmative Action contradicts what equality really means, but you clearly don't care, do you?

I`may`rethink`AA,`|3ut`as`for`the`rest:`I'm`in`<harge`fu<k`you`ha\/e`a`ni<e
`day.

YEAR FOUR (or A Less-Than Merciful End)

With the government fully funded

And stoned.

human rights assured

Excuse me while I laugh at your hypocrisy.

peace in the middle east acheved

In FOUR YEARS?! You know nothing of the Middle East and what their problems are.

and our science goals well met

Again, in four years? Get a grip.

I'd begin making myself popular.

Suddenly, I'm flooded with visions of kids raising their arms in the air shouting "Heil Hitler".

I'd find a tiny country of no importance resource-wise, no strategic importance, and whose leader isn't nice to his people, and who could pose some vague threat to the US in twenty years or so, and declare war

You're Pro-Bush I assume.

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g`him`pretsels`(si<)`for`the`hilidays.

I'd spend about six months blowing smoke out my ass, and just when it looked like I'd lose the next election

Inevitably...

I'd 'find' the leader, use the vast resources I obtained with my liberal economics

You have no idea what "liberal economics" means. Don't even try.

to ensure everyone in the little country was happy, and give the dictator back to his people to decide what to do with him.

Smart move Mr. Assure Human Rights.

All my forces would then evacuate, to prove that the 'threat' was dealt with the people whose concern it was in the first place.

I assume that the whole thing will go off without any civilian casualties huh?

Then I start working on my re-election speech if I decide there's more to do

Or ruin.

or if not I retire on my pension, cheerfully paying the taxes I instituted in the knowledge that they are going toward HELPING people.

I can't see how someone who kills people, over taxes the rich, and invades countries for the mere fun of it can say that they "help people". Hypocrite.

And I vote for the green party.

Fuck this, I'm moving to Canada.

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rony.

[stonedpimp69]

YOU VOTE FOR THE GREEN PARTY??????
/me goes and jumps out the window, screaming:People Like THIS live in amreica. Someone actually votes for the green party.

[stonedpimp69]

Last postr edited to: SOMEONE CLAIMS THEY SUPPORT BUSH YET VOTE FOR THE GREEN PARTY?? The rest is the same.

[Xion-Fox]

Can I be world leader? please? I'll be good, I promise

*fidles with a smal thermal nuclear bomb behind his back*

I won't blow anyone up, promise.

*accidentally arms the weapon*

Oh behind my back? Nothing, nothing at all. Its a ummm, rubix cube yeah that's it, oh you want to see? Nawh, its nothing new just your basic little mind puzzle toy thingy.

*KABOOOOOOM Mushroom cloud vaporives Western Canada and takes out the north western coast witht he blast int he process*

*blows out a little smoke ring*

hehehe oops, can I still be world leader?

[Dagodevas]

At 12/17/03 07:22 PM, Bakshi wrote: i'D BOMB THE unitED sTATEs and impOSE coMMUnisM on ThE REpublICAN FAttIES anD thROw thE demONcrATS OFf BriDGES.

omfg j00r teh man lol j00 shood concider a jpob in pioltics

[Dagodevas]

At 12/17/03 10:53 PM, Chaoslight wrote: My keypad died all to the left of the 'N' key does not work and no-space key thus I will only point out your largest errors.

YIKES! You should have just waited until you got that fixed. That would have been better. But oh well. I'll be nice and correct everything for you to prove that I'm quite a nice guy.

Not people who talk religion: people in positions of power who use the Bible instead of legitimate reasoning. I hate them, and this is a scenario where I am essentially king so fuck you have a nice day.

Banishing people isn't going to solve your problem. Besides, it is religion that gives people morals. I agree in a separation of church and state, but being a politician doesn't mean you have to be an atheist. They can still serve both their country and their God. Shame on you for denying them of their freedom of religion.

Judges Thomas and Rhenquest to name a few do not qualify as people. I'm in charge fuck you have a nice day.

In the same way Hitler never say the non-whites and non-Christians as real people? Pathetic. Your "fuck you have a nice day" attitude exposes you for your lack of knowledge and compassion. You aren't fit to lead a damn ant farm.

Thanks for the spellcheck, I really should know that and as for the rest: I'm in charge fuck you have a nice day.

Sheesh. You're welcome I guess.

No patience to do this now. Damn keyboard.

I can wait. Come back when your keyboard is set straight or better yet, use the mouse keyboard in MS Word.

I may rethink AA, but as for the rest: I'm in charge fuck you have a nice day.

Your position on AA isn't the only thing you need to rethink.

*Hollow laughing* Yes, I'm as pro-Bush as Bush is pro-America. I'm sending him pretzels (sic) for the holidays.

Had me fooled.

[LikWide-PsyCh0Path]

At 12/17/03 01:28 PM, NEMESiSZ wrote: I'd improve public schools in your town.

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!

[LikWide-PsyCh0Path]

****IF THE PUBE MUPPET HAD ULTIMATE POWER****

I would piss on every rich person , cuz they're all a bunch of sleazes, and fuck their daughters in front of them while I piss on them. I will then pass a law making everyone in America buy me a dildo and lubricant and I will shove every single one of those lubed dildos in my ass while having sex,and urinating on all the rich daughters. I will then have a humongous orgy with the entire poulation of men, and have hot, sweaty man sex with every man in the USA and make them lick grape jelly out of my ass in the white house in front of Bush and smear feces all over the White House until the whole place smelled like cum and shit. I willl then refurbish Air Force one making it look like a giant horse penis and fly the horse penis shaped air force one to iraq. I will then invade Iraq and have my way with all the sexy, Iraqi people and lick all of their sweaty chodes covered in sugar as I suck their large cocks. After that I will erect a statue where they tore Saddam's statue down, but not just any statue, it would be a statue of my giant erected penis that is 100 stories tall. I would then climb to the top of this humungous statue and hump it to my hearts content while cumming all over it and pissing on it until the piss ran through the streets of Baghdad and everyone swam in my piss. I will then fly back on the horse penis shaped air force one, but with me on the front of the plane with the nose of it shoved in my ass all the way back and bomb the us with my cum. .........Yes that would be swell!

[Iksue]

If I had ultimate power (oh, boy this would be fun)
1. I'd install a Ethics class similar to religion classes in Catholic schools (I don't mean learning about Jesus, I mean learning about the values and the ethics for all of those who like to yell at religious people)
2. I'd make all schools public schools. Education is hella important, more important than some damn war that Bush wants to get into so he can be in a damn history book.
3. I'd put a Shaolin Temple in every state (uh . . . don't ask)
4. I'd try and make anime more popular than damn reality TV. anime gives imagination, and I think thats the reason why Japan is coming out with all of the new inventions. BECAUSE THEY DON'T SAY SHIT LIKE "THAT CAN'T HAPPEN"
5. I'd make medical care free. Its pretty rediculous when a guy with a severed leg begs someone not to call the paramedics because he doesn't want to pay.
6. Finally, I'd like to make a class where you learn about the cultures of other people more deeply. This class would start at an early age.

All my opinions probably have to do with education because I am still a High School student.

[D2Kvirus]

* Put the current Bush Administration on trial. War Crimes? Why not!
* Pull out of Iraq - is it worth all the bodies returning home each week, just to say "I told you so"?
* Not invest in weapons of any kind of destruction, and invest it where it's needed: Healthcare, Education, and Social Services.
* Force every politician to follow the lead of top sportsmen - they must wear the emblem of every corporation sponsoring them, and allow the public to spot the differences. (Copright, Jello Biafra)
* Affirmative Action can go bye-bye. People should be judged on ability, not mummy & daddy, or the PC race card. Black students are smart, too - grade them on that, not the assumption they're dumber than the white kids.
* Change the voting system. It was designed for the 18th Century, this is the 21st. Much has changed, y'know.
* Repeal the PATRIOT Act. Actually, scratch that; burn it.
* Legalise weed - or make it mandatory. Depends on who responds to this post to prove my point.
* Segregation against the Tipper Gores of the world. Give them the hint; shut the fuck up, as your opinuions are ego tripping bile.
* Right To Work is changed to Right To Know The Guy Who Implimented This Plan Lives.
* Reduce taxes - crippling the population with debt is not a way forward.
* Reduce healthcare costs, and pay doctors and nurses what they should earn. In fact, how about taxing baseball, basketball and football players for thsi - who's the real hero in everyday society? Go on...
* Pay back the War Loan the UK had to pay for WWII until the mid-80's, which happened to coincide with the UK economy imploding. Goodness of your hearts, my ass.
* Reword the Second Ammendment. You can own as many guns as you want, but you can only do so in the states of North Dakota, Wyoming, Utah, Wisconsin, and Missouri.
* Release Mumia and Leonard Peltier.
* Open any UFO files the FBI have. Just get on with it, see if it matters at the end of the day.
* Put Nickleodeon on trial. Why did they cancel Invader Zim and Ren & Stimpy, yet keep pumping out Rugrats, The Wild Thornberrys, and Spongebob Squarepants?
* Impose an eduction in the arts of irony, sarcasm, puns, and all the other parts of my sense of humour that go over your heads daily.
* Teach Geography. Reports on CNN as to who they hell's being bombed don't count.
* Export size 13 shoes abroad. They only go up to 12 over here, and that sucks!!!

[Ravens-Grin]

If I received ultimate power, I would get rid of my power.

[FUNKbrs]

I would:

1)Find the world's most intelligent person
2)make that person world dictator
3)brainwash that person to believe that they ARE the entire world, and thus whatever it good for the world is good for them
4) Retire and live the rest of my life banging various hot chicks, drinking heavily, doing lots of good drugs, and resting in the sure knowledge that I've made the world the best place it can be.

[mrpopenfresh]

If I had power over the US, Id probably termiante all the dumb people in the nation. Sorry Montana, Nevada and stonedpimp69.

[Suicide-Reject]

I would no longer allow any person with the name Bush to run for president. Also I would outlaw abortion. That is all I can think of right now.