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I wouldnt care at all, as long as he told me and didnt try to hide it from me.
Im actually hoping I have a lesbian daughter.

At 12/28/08 06:27 PM, gOdiZ wrote:

At 12/28/08 05:56 PM, Dugh wrote:

I would probably kill myself.

me too

Why don't you go ahead and save us from your ignorance. THe both of you.

I would throw him a coming out party. Because I would be awesome as a parent, if I ever was one.

I have to say, if that did occur, I would slap the gayness out of him.

At 12/28/08 06:22 PM, RKThrilla wrote: Go back to your Maple Story crew :)

I hardly post there, either.

And an on topic reply: I wouldn't care what my child's sexual orientation would be. I consider people on other things than sexual orientation, it's not a factor in my treatment of them. I would love my child all the same.

Not that I plan on having kids.

At 12/28/08 06:28 PM, j2witz wrote: I have to say, if that did occur, I would slap the gayness out of him.

What? You wouldn't love him, and support him?

At 12/28/08 06:27 PM, LyricalRabbit wrote:

At 12/28/08 06:16 PM, firemaker60 wrote: This thread has already been done before.

You're not going to get any legitimate replies here, either, because nobody wants to look like a total prick.

Wow, that's ironic, you prick.

Exhibit A.

If I had a son who turned gay, I would ask him "Is this some kind of joke?"

If it is the truth, then I'm hesitating between two options. Please help me pick the right one.

A) Let him be gay since it is legal in the US.
B) Spank him until he promises he won't be gay.

At 12/28/08 06:31 PM, firemaker60 wrote:

At 12/28/08 06:27 PM, LyricalRabbit wrote:

At 12/28/08 06:16 PM, firemaker60 wrote: This thread has already been done before.

You're not going to get any legitimate replies here, either, because nobody wants to look like a total prick.

Wow, that's ironic, you prick.

Exhibit A.

Meh, it's an off-day.
But I feel like crap.

At 12/28/08 06:28 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Why don't you go ahead and save us from your ignorance. THe both of you.

Why don't you read the rest of my post

Or just accept it and get another one does not imply anything better.

Also "one" infers that you think of children as subhuman.

Not that i will ever have kids but i'f my bloodline stays true i'd encourage him and his probable perverted ways.

Would give me an excuse to watch some wrestling i suppose though.

I'd be disapointed in him, but I'd still love and accept him. I'd just have another kid to make up for him.

At 12/28/08 06:03 PM, Strength wrote: i really couldn't care less. i'd be happy to support his decision and continue to raise him.

Its not a decision.

Then I would get a divorce and find another woman and hav a child that won't be gay. (If I ever have kids.)

I just read the replies and you guys are sick sons of b******. I hope you all have homosexual sons and they kill you when they are 16 years old.

To answer the question, I would have no problem with my son if he was gay. I would send him to a type of martial arts facility and let him kick the asses of the people who pick on him

At 12/28/08 06:03 PM, Strength wrote: i really couldn't care less. i'd be happy to support his decision and continue to raise him.

Oh...hey...ya remember that hooker you slept with in Kansas 16 years ago?...
Im your son...
...And im gay

Id buy a straightness instructor for him!

At 12/28/08 06:49 PM, eshnah3 wrote: I just read the replies and you guys are sick sons of b******. I hope you all have homosexual sons and they kill you when they are 16 years old.

I don't believe any of them seeing as how this is NewGrounds and the Internet to boot, but then again, it's been proven that people really are that fucking stupid. These responses are a futile attempt to sound "cool" and "in" when in reality it's all BS.

I'd stop giving him a chocolate bar after we made love

but in all seriousness I'd have no problem with it. A parent should love their child unconditionally, and homosexuality is fine by me anyway

At 12/28/08 05:56 PM, Dugh wrote: Say you get a son in a few years.
I would probably kill myself.

or just accept it, and get another one.

In my case it would be "Like father, like son"

But here's something simple: Don't have children if you aren't ready to accept what might happen next.

I'm simply not having children because they occasionally annoy me.

id back hand him
and make him change his last name

A son would be a son. I'd treat him no different.

Gay son isn't much of a problem.

And gay duaghter, well that's a blessing.

Cuz, if your gay daughter won't get an STD, as strap-ons can't contract STD's.

i would accept him for how he is and live on with it.

Not like I'd EVER have a son.

But since I'm bi, of course I'd accept him for who he (or she) is. I'd be a loving parent and I'd make sure he never goes through what I'm going through right now.

I'm not sure what I'd do... Probably cry myself to sleep that night and walk out on him the next day.

At 12/28/08 06:00 PM, chris4322 wrote:

At 12/28/08 05:59 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Why would I even have a child?

God...

seconded, kids are spawns of Satan.

Said the 15 year old? Jesus.

At 12/28/08 06:36 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Also "one" infers that you think of children as subhuman.

.. subhuman

At 12/28/08 05:56 PM, Dugh wrote: If your son turned gay..

So you're assuming homosexuality is a choice/transformation?

Beat it, even though that would probably be what caused it anyway.