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I'm the only one of me in the world.

At 12/28/08 03:10 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote:
I was also reading at two months.

how can you read at 2 months old? Your brain is to small at that age to read

I'm flexible like BJ Penn, I've got a mean rubber guard!

I'm morbidly obese.
I jerk off with my left hand.
My penis is small.

Am I special now?

At 12/28/08 06:37 PM, arctic-zone wrote: I'm the only one of me in the world.

Are you sure, there are parallel universes that take place in the same world.

I'm also a quick learner which allows me to pick up any video game and learn how to play in less than 10 minutes.

I'm legaly a genius (175, bitches!!!!!), I taught myself how to read when I was 4 (cause no one would teach me), I can link anything to any other thing in a completely retarded, but entertaining way (I'm the conspiracy master!), I can eat like a monster and not gain a pound (Comcast presents, fater metabolism), I can suck in my stomach enough to make it look like I survived the holocaust (body by Auschwitz), and way too many more to mention here (In some countries, I'm a god!).

My eyes don't react to light.

I have a 3.7 inch long tongue.
There's nothing special about me.

At 12/28/08 04:33 PM, HotHoboSex wrote: I can eat like a whale and never gain weight

Same here. When I go to Burger King I usually order 2 whopper meals :(

I have one really small incisor in my mouth. It looks like a mini fang.

i got 2 things:
i can eat lots and gain nothing and i can touch my nose with my tongue.

I'm a Nazi. There you go, that's special.

i'm mixed between: black,white,irish,german,czechoslovakian ,and one more.

If i keep my tongue still for too long it vibrates , my own personally vibrator for teh ladies ?

no , not at all