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So, calmly I say 'don't feed the troll.'

I'd give a nut to do her.

How the scenario should have played out (or at least in my case):

Me: "Hey...If I am not mistaken, you are Miley Cyrus are you not?"

Miley: "Yes!"

Me: "Oh. I've been waiting for so long for this... *middle finger* Fuck you, you stupid talentless cunt." *goes and sits back down at table to enjoy cheesecake*

Is there any celebrities Newgrounds doesn't want to kill?

At 12/27/08 09:36 PM, SomaGuye wrote:

At 12/27/08 09:34 PM, igott wrote: tl;dr I should have done something when it was my time to shine.

And now you shall forever be remembered as "That guy who had the chance to kill Miley Cyrus and didn't"

shame on you igott.

At 12/28/08 10:20 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:
I would've started singing one of her songs, had I known one.

I would've gotten her number.

And fucked her.

That is what you should do.

This...

No really, maybe she's good to hang out with.

and better to sleep with

You should've taken a knife from the kitchen and kill her. You, my friend, should seize opportunities. You can't imagine how much you've fucked up. Better luck next time.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SMACKED HER WITH A LOAF OF BREAD. seriously dude.

At 12/27/08 11:11 PM, Chad-T wrote: Should have pinned her down and stuck your dick in her mouth.

Fixed.

....

The Cheesecake Factory isn't really fancy.

It is a chain.

You should have thrown food at her, you would have been on the news.

Probably for assault.

At 12/30/08 02:21 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 12/29/08 10:24 AM, Woodywood03 wrote:
Well, get in line and take a number..... the line goes around the block two times over. (And also, I am not in the line. I am the one giving the tickets.)

I'm working my way up the line. Trust me.

Yeah, I trust you..... I can trust you as far as I can throw you and sorry lighty, I can't throw your ass to her.

At 12/30/08 06:46 PM, Conker125 wrote: How the scenario should have played out (or at least in my case):

Me: "Hey...If I am not mistaken, you are Miley Cyrus are you not?"

Miley: "Yes!"

Me: "Oh. I've been waiting for so long for this... *middle finger* Fuck you, you stupid talentless cunt." *goes and sits back down at table to enjoy cheesecake*

Damn..... thats cold brother, I mean real cold and evil!!! And also, I bet the cunt don't eat cheesecake.

I LOVE MILEY CYRUS

At 12/30/08 06:49 PM, PikaRobo wrote: Is there any celebrities Newgrounds doesn't want to kill?

We should fine a list for that, and then burn it. Because all the celebrities are on the short list.

At 12/27/08 09:59 PM, NewbleHeimer wrote: I wonder how long until Chris Crocker posts a video on youtube begging everyone to leave Miley Cirus alone.

My sentiments exactly.

Scaring isn`t enough.
You must strike!
lol

At 12/30/08 09:49 PM, Bradosia wrote: I LOVE MILEY CYRUS

Brad, get your mickey mouse looking, goofy- wearing, lazy ass off of this thread.... This board is for anti-Miley Cyrus. Billy Ray, should just say no to Miley's momma.

At 12/27/08 09:59 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: *sigh*rus

Pun

I see what you did thar.

At 12/30/08 09:58 PM, Woodywood03 wrote:
should just say no to Miley's momma.

Who is Miley Cyrus's mother? I've never seen her mom.

At 12/27/08 09:34 PM, igott wrote: tl;dr I should have done something when it was my time to shine.

You should have smacked her in the face for being Disney's puppet, and therefore sucking the whole world's dick.

-GOD

Interesting

At 12/30/08 10:10 PM, blackabyss763 wrote:

At 12/30/08 09:58 PM, Woodywood03 wrote:
should just say no to Miley's momma.

Who is Miley Cyrus's mother? I've never seen her mom.

Really, the hell if I know!!!

At 12/27/08 09:53 PM, gibleto wrote: She's just trying to make a living dude. Lay off.

She's a teen with a famous dad! What kinda of a living is she striving towards?

And she's still alive? Unacceptable.

At 12/30/08 11:33 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: And she's still alive? Unacceptable.

She is now no. 1 with a buliet.

At 12/30/08 10:30 PM, Greth-of-destruction wrote:

At 12/27/08 09:34 PM, igott wrote: tl;dr I should have done something when it was my time to shine.

You should have smacked her in the face for being Disney's puppet, and therefore sucking the whole world's dick.

-GOD

You are right and wrong on some things, You are right about being Disney's puppet.... also, with strings too so she can dance. But you are wrong about sucking the whole world's dick, because there are females on this earth and also, it is called mother earth for a reason. But also, I did not give her my dick to suck. But I would give her my ASS to kiss!!!

At 12/28/08 04:31 AM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: God, what a lie, and a failed one at that...

Really, preventing your sibling from getting an autograph or whatever the fuck these pre-pubescant girls get from Hannah Montanna that makes them dry-ejaculate into their pants, just because you don't like the person they admire? Dickheaded people...

Excuse me asshole, but if you read what he said, then you would know that his sister (me) wanted to shoot her sorry ass. And also, how many "prepubescent" girls do you know with Newgrounds accounts? And if you think this thread is a lie, then prove, cocksucker. You sound like the fan here, and you made an ass out of yourself by saying biased shit and making a judgment of someone who you don't even know. Go crawl back into your hole. Oh, and by the way, just because you dry-ejaculate, doesn't mean girls do it.

At 12/30/08 08:06 PM, DuckzOwn wrote: ....

The Cheesecake Factory isn't really fancy.

It is a chain.

You should have thrown food at her, you would have been on the news.

Probably for assault.

There is at least one in every city in the US, Canada, and Japan.

Is she as ugly in real life as she is on tv, beacause I swear to God she looks like some sort of wide-faced anime beaver.

At 12/31/08 12:03 AM, SkullScar wrote: Is she as ugly in real life as she is on tv, beacause I swear to God she looks like some sort of wide-faced anime beaver.

You ought to see her in person. You can literally see the layers of powder caked on her face.