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I was at lunch at this fancy place in the rich part of Nashville, 'The Cheesecake Factory.' Well, when we got seated this party of people sat down at the table beside us. The first thing I notice is two men, about the age of 16-19, looking like male strippers, then I overhear the waiters talking about her, I didn't even see her, then I see her. My sister starts to plot on how to threaten/scare/hurt her. So, calmly I say 'don't feed the troll.' She stops plotting and I continue writing on a slip of paper that I had in my pocket.

Then I get this idea at the end. 'I should have drew the fail guy and slipped it to her, with a line, WE'RE AFTER YOU, thus, scaring her.

tl;dr I should have done something when it was my time to shine.

You should have asked for money.

At 12/27/08 09:34 PM, igott wrote: tl;dr I should have done something when it was my time to shine.

And now you shall forever be remembered as "That guy who had the chance to kill Miley Cyrus and didn't"

The cheese cake factory is a great restaurant.
Also, jump her and say you were saving her life.

Pics or it didn't happen...

At 12/27/08 09:34 PM, igott wrote: So, calmly I say 'don't feed the troll.'

Oh gee, you're cool.

YOU SHOULD HAVE RAN AS FAR AS YOU COULD

Rape he-
..wait.

I don't think she would have known what anonymous is, though.

You should have jumped on her and done her doggie style then you should have said, "She drank too much alcohol and I was only trying to take it out of her." and while you were saying that taken her purse and all its contents.

At 12/27/08 09:37 PM, Techno wrote: Pics or it didn't happen...

I didn't have my phone.
I SHIT YOU NOT!

At 12/27/08 09:37 PM, Techno wrote: Pics or it didn't happen...

... Well this is what i pictured in my head when he said he was draw a picture

She's just trying to make a living dude. Lay off.

At 12/27/08 09:53 PM, gibleto wrote: She's just trying to make a living dude. Lay off.

This.

I would've talked to her.

About life.

Because she has a unique perspective.

Being drunk all the time.

How to Handle The Miley Cyrus Scenario.

You: OMG You're MILEY CYRUS!

Miley: (however she is in public)

You: Can I have your autograph!?

Miley: (gives autograph)

You: Wow, this is gonna be worth a lot of money after you commit suicide!

I wonder how long until Chris Crocker posts a video on youtube begging everyone to leave Miley Cirus alone.

*sigh*rus

Pun

At 12/27/08 09:41 PM, xKore wrote: U SHUDVE SHOUTED IMA FIRIN MA LAZOR KLOLOL OR OVER 9000!!11!!

English Please.

At 12/27/08 09:57 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 12/27/08 09:53 PM, gibleto wrote: She's just trying to make a living dude. Lay off.

This.

I would've talked to her.

About life.

Because she has a unique perspective.

Being drunk all the time.

I'm not saying she's not a major alcoholic or for that matter a very bad musical artist or even, in my personal opinion, a failure at life. But look at it this way. She makes in a month what most people/ their parents make in two years.

No i was saying she's none of those things but she probably will start having social issues if she keeps going on talk shows that drunk.

I suppose, it's normal to go on those shows a little tipsy.

But Miley, you should try to keep in mind that you can see up women's clothing. ;o

What you should've done was let me continue plotting, or at least let me say rude things loudly about her. She would have heard, considering she was at the table next to us.

At 12/27/08 09:34 PM, igott wrote: So, calmly I say 'don't feed the troll.'

Ah, irony strikes again.

i would have asked her for the nude photos. then killed her

At 12/27/08 10:03 PM, WATCHurFLAG wrote:

At 12/27/08 09:41 PM, xKore wrote: U SHUDVE SHOUTED IMA FIRIN MA LAZOR KLOLOL OR OVER 9000!!11!!

English Please.

English? On the internet? C'mon!

and I understood perfectly cuz I am leet like that.

At 12/27/08 11:02 PM, TheBananaboy wrote:

At 12/27/08 10:03 PM, WATCHurFLAG wrote:

At 12/27/08 09:41 PM, xKore wrote: U SHUDVE SHOUTED IMA FIRIN MA LAZOR KLOLOL OR OVER 9000!!11!!

English Please.

English? On the internet? C'mon!

and I understood perfectly cuz I am leet like that.

I'm going to try to translate it. "You should have shouted I am firing my lasers! lolol. Or over 9000!!!!!!"

How I'd do?

At 12/27/08 09:36 PM, SomaGuye wrote:

At 12/27/08 09:34 PM, igott wrote: tl;dr I should have done something when it was my time to shine.

And now you shall forever be remembered as "That guy who had the chance to kill Miley Cyrus and didn't"

There are about 5000000000000000000 more guys like that.

Should have pinned her down and farted in her mouth.

Needs more sacrificing to ensure crops grow.

At 12/27/08 11:16 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: Needs more sacrificing to ensure crops grow.

Lets sacrifice the big demon turtles with spiked shells first.

At 12/27/08 09:34 PM, igott wrote: So, calmly I say 'don't feed the troll.'

Fuckin A, you people.

At 12/27/08 09:40 PM, doomuser5 wrote: You should have jumped on her and done her doggie style then you should have said, "She drank too much alcohol and I was only trying to take it out of her." and while you were saying that taken her purse and all its contents.

Disney sewed her vagina shut you can't rape her