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I never knew people called the hair you have in that stage of life where you don't have any facial hair but instead those really long, thin hairs protruding out of your cheeks/neck a "beard".

Shave, and keep yourself that way.

I don't see a beard.
I see one long piece of hair.

At 12/27/08 02:32 PM, RKThrilla wrote: Shave it..

Chicks don't like the fuzz.

you don't know how wrong you are...

Shave, daily.

Then when you let it go, you'll look so fucking manly.

Fucking shave it dude, Neck Beards are the most slovenly disgusting looking things ever, you'll never get any girls by sporting a Neck Beard, shave it!

At 12/27/08 03:49 PM, snayk wrote: That really doesn't look good. REALLY doesn't look good.
...I just wanted to throw a fuckin' MACH 3 at them. SHIT.
...You should DEF shave it. MOS DEF.

You are now one of my favorite mods.

Moving on, I agree with snayk; you need to shave that off IMMEDIATELY. Yes, it'll grow back quicker, but it's still worth it since you'll look and be more clean.

Until you grow proper stubble, shave that wooley shite that you have growing there.

For future reference, the girlies (or by the look of your hair in that pic, men) don't like it when they're being scratched to buggery by your chin cheese.

There is only one sensible solution to this.
Grow mutton chops! :D

don't grow any facial hair until you can grow a full beard.

What the hell is wrong with your face. Are you a blob of fat?

Like that angle just makes it look like you don't have a human head, just a head made of fat. Haha.

Shave it .

At 12/27/08 02:39 PM, doomuser5 wrote: ...... Here it is.

Shave it, NOW.

thats not a beard man.

Shaving periodically is not going to magically increase the growth rate of your hair.

Just fucking shave; you'll look better.

Once you're actually growing hair on enough of your face and in large enough quantities, then ask yourself if you want a beard.

At 12/27/08 02:39 PM, doomuser5 wrote: ...... Here it is.

LOL - pitiful

At 12/27/08 02:33 PM, BumFodder wrote:

At 12/27/08 02:32 PM, RKThrilla wrote: Shave it..

Chicks don't like the fuzz.

Lots of girls actually like it. Trust me ;-)

How about now? Sexy eh? ;-)

At 12/27/08 10:17 PM, doomuser5 wrote: How about now? Sexy eh? ;-)

Stop... just stop now. You're digging your hole deeper than you think you are.

At 12/27/08 02:39 PM, doomuser5 wrote: ...... Here it is.

That's not a beard... that's a few rogue hairs. But yeah, shave it off, your "beard" reminds me of what a friend of mine had a few years ago, it looks disgusting.

shave that dirt lip everyday until your senior year of highschool. Then let it grow thick and manly and never shave again.

Shave yo Damn Neck Beard.

At 12/27/08 02:40 PM, Radam wrote:

At 12/27/08 02:31 PM, BumFodder wrote: Otherwise its just going to grow back quicker and stubbly.

This idea is so retarded, I have no idea how it keeps circulating. If there were something magical about running a razor along the surface of the skin that stimulated hair follicles, people wouldn't be paying laughable amounts of money for Rogaine, hair plugs, and the like.

And OP, it sounds like you've got half-assed adolescent facial hair. I guarantee it looks stupid. Yes, you should shave.

Actually, It's true.

When you shave you split the casing that holds your hair. When the Hairs are split, they grow back double. As it is no longer encased along with the other hair. Alot like Bird's wings.

At 12/28/08 01:21 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: Actually, It's true.

When you shave you split the casing that holds your hair. When the Hairs are split, they grow back double. As it is no longer encased along with the other hair. Alot like Bird's wings.

Weird. I just punched "hair casing" into Wikipedia and got bupkis. I guess I must have misspelled it or something.

And, even weirder, when I entered:
bird wings grow back thicker when you shave them
into Google, all I got was some Mayo Clinic page telling me I'm right in the first place.

I think the Internet's broken.

Got pics of it, that would be easier for us to tell you.

At 12/27/08 10:17 PM, doomuser5 wrote: How about now? Sexy eh? ;-)

Pluck it.

Good advice, my eyes burn.

At 12/27/08 02:31 PM, BumFodder wrote: If its not bothering you then no.

Otherwise its just going to grow back quicker and stubbly.

thats an urban myth.

it grows back more stubbly because its fresh cut hair so it hasnt been worn down and still has rough cut edges. theres nothing that would make it grow back quicker

Keep it. I think beards are very awesome.

I wouldnt call that a beard really then....

You wont have to everyday, itll start with every weekend. then eventually it will grow back faster and faster.

Plus, you dont want to seem like the faggots that dont shave just because they think they look manly with a beard, even though they are actually tools that dont understand that just because you can do something doesnt mean you should.

need picture to see how bad/decent it looks...

At 1/1/09 08:06 PM, ForNoReason wrote: need picture to see how bad/decent it looks...

There are pictures. Foo.