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When I was playing football while it was raining, "Man, this is so slippery, it's hard to get a good grip on it"

One of my freinds, "Thats what she said"

guy 1: Man i couldnt sleep last night

Guy 2: So what what happen

Guy 1: I had a hard night

Guy 2: Thats what she said

me and my friend were playing halo we were gonna go on a beat up warthog he say "lets just ride it till we explode" thats what she said!

i hate "thats what what she said" jokes because there overused to much and to stupidly but the best one i have heard was when me and my friends were going to subway

"i want a footlong"

"thats what she said"

It was in a book. He let her grab hold of the knob (as in door). Thank God one of the other people said it.

At 12/27/08 01:12 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I wasn't actually there but apparently one of my friends was in a class which had a sub that day.

Apparently the class wasn't doing their busy work so the sub said "If you all would stop using your mouthes and start using your hands maybe we would get somewhere."

"That's what she said."

Nothing to do with your post, but your sig, you stole that line from Say Anything!

me and my friend Tony were working on a woodshop project and he was trying to put a screw through a washer and he said "I dont think its going to fit" then i said "Thats what she said"

we had a good laugh about that one

Well one time my freinds were barganing for a PsP of course I wasnt paying any attention and outa the blue I said thats what she said

My freinds then burst out laughing and I had no idea what was funny so I asked and my freind Tony said he was saying hed give up the psp for $5 a week and thats when I said it making it sound as if he were a prostitute

Needs to be longer and less fat.

It had been snowing really bad around my house, and my mom came into my room and said "Your dad needs your help with the car." And I'm like "Um, why? I'm not like a mechanic or anything." "Oh it's not that, it's the garage." I thought maybe I had pulled the other car too close to his side. I asked "Do I need to move my car?"

"Oh no, it's not the either, it's the weather, he's having a hard time getting it inside."

I then smirked.

"That's what she said."

There are no 'that's what she said' moments because the phrase makes me cringe in disgust whenever I hear it.

By the way, I hope you all know, if it wasn't for "The Office", there wouldn't be such a little craze over this little phrase.

I also forgot to include this in my previous post, it's kinda epic:

I Forgot when and where this happened, but:

Friend of mine: ...I can't, because it hurts when it's inside!
Me: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!

Well let me think, I was at school, on my way to gym, 2 of my frinds were there, we were walking into the hallway of the bilding in wich the gym was bilt, and we ended up behind 3 emo chicks, I shouted out, "hay, look at the whores" and then hid behind a wall, the girls proceded to do the same a ways down, my frind saw them and chased them to the wall shouting"I can see you" but they did not come out, so I walked down there, at wich point they jumped out and tryed to tackle me, I ran, and one chased me, just when I thought I lost her, I reterned to check up on my pals, I kinda diched them, when the girl jumped out of a corner and......................violated me, but in a good way if you catch my drift.

Oh and, not so soon

thats what she said

At 12/27/08 06:43 PM, awsome-o123 wrote: Well let me think, I was at school, on my way to gym, 2 of my frinds were there, we were walking into the hallway of the bilding in wich the gym was bilt, and we ended up behind 3 emo chicks, I shouted out, "hay, look at the whores"......

and then you offered them apples

Referring to a book I purchased in 4th Grade...

"You know, when I was a kid I thought this was a lot longer and harder."

At 12/27/08 06:51 PM, The-Condor wrote:

and then you offered them apples

Later that day, yes, apples rock!

Well, it can be as long as you want! In my opinion, the longer the better!

That's what she said.

FriedPaint just did that in one of my threads!

Family Guy Quote

Brian: "Ok insert part A into Part B"
Peter: "Thats Wha-"
Brian: "If you say "Thats what she said" one more time im gonna thump you."

CLASSIC!

"Having intercourse feels amazing in my vagina."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID LOLOLOLLOL"

At 12/27/08 06:32 PM, MrCongeniality wrote: By the way, I hope you all know, if it wasn't for "The Office", there wouldn't be such a little craze over this little phrase.

I have a cousin on that show.

This guy in my class says "That's what she said" a lot. Like, when I say something along the lines of, "Jesus, this'll make my hands cramp up," or "That's massive!" he'll say, "That's what she said!" For some reason, the class always laughs. Probably because of his good timing. Still, it is overused.

"Don't put your finger in there."

THAT'S WHAT SHE- ahem, you know...

Well i dunno if you can put this as a "that's what she said" but i'll say it anyway.

My cousin and his gf in the car. he's learning how to drive and she's showing him how. She was irritating him.

My cousin: Shut up before i knock you out

gf: OH YA? and who will help you drive?

My cousin: you don't need to be conscious

Me: do you say that to all your girlfriends?

ahem