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This is the best thread ever, because I can read though other user's dream burger as well as post my own.

Let's see....

Top bun
smeared Ketch-up and mustard
lettuce
avocado/guacamole
cheese
1/2 beef patty
pickles
smeared Ketch-up and mustard
Bottom bun.

-OR-

top bun
cheese
patty
cheese
patty
cheese
bottom bun

I have the latter one normally during water polo season when my Metabolism is up. But you should read the next post.

At 12/27/08 12:10 AM, WarteryMind wrote: bread
meat
egg
more meat
tomato
BBQ sauce
bread

All of which is heavily salted

Lololol, thats a heart attack... TO EAT!

At 12/27/08 02:15 AM, Elemental-Sword wrote: This is the best thread ever, because I can read though other user's dream burger as well as post my own.

:[parts]

avocado/guacamole

Oh, snap! Some guac would roc.

At 12/27/08 12:06 AM, Conker125 wrote: Describe in detail your perfect hamburger, NGers!

Did you just call me a ni**er?Anyway I just like it with everything but mayonaise and tomatoes.

Bread
Ketchup
Mayo
Tomato
Lettuce
Bread
Mayo
Ketchup
Tomato
Meat
Meat
Bread

I actually made that a couple times good, but then I had a heart attack.

I have issues with all these places that make pickle & onion burgers.
Because I think lettuce tomato burgers are always better.

My perfect burger has Colby Jack cheese, generous amounts of bacon, and sauteed mushrooms.
It has crisp green lettuce and a fat slice of tomato. Ketchup.

No onions. No Peppers. No pickles.
NO MUSTARD!

Top patty Top patty
Top patty Top patty Top patty Top patty Top patty
Top patty Top patty Top patty Top patty Top patty Top patty
Top patty Top patty Top patty Top patty Top patty Top patty
LETTUCE LETTUCE LETTUCE LETTUCE LETTUCE LETTUCE
LETTUCE LETTUCE LETTUCE LETTUCE LETTUCE LETTUCE LET
LETTUCE LETTUCE LETTUCE LETTUCE LETTUCE LETTUCE LETTUCE L
LETTU tomato tomato tomato tomato tomato tomato tomato tomato
tomato tomato tomato tomato tomato tomato tomato tomato
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeese
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeese
Cheeee SECRET SAUCE SECRET SAUCE SECRET SAUCE SECRET SAUCE eeese
SECRET SAUCE SECRET SAUCE SECRET SAUCE SECRET SAUCE SECRET
Delicious hamburger patty Delicious hamburger patty Delicious hamb
Delicious hamburger patty Delicious hamburger patty Delicious h
Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap
Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap C
Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Cr
Bottom Bun Bottom Bun Bottom Bun Bottom Bun Bottom Bun Bottom Bun Bottom
Bottom Bun Bottom Bun Bottom Bun Bottom Bun Bottom Bun Bottom Bun Bottom
Bottom Bun Bottom Bun Bottom Bun Bottom Bun Bottom Bun Bottom Bun Bottom B

Can you see the burger?

At 12/27/08 02:07 AM, Another-User wrote:

At 12/27/08 01:08 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 12/27/08 12:15 AM, Another-User wrote: I remember I once made a french toast burger. =D
Light sprinkled-on coating of powered sugar
Bun (French toasted)
Fried Egg
Hash Brown
Sausage patty
3 slices of ham
4 slices of bacon.
Bottom bun (Also French toasted)

You sound like a fucking fatass. Either way, enjoy your heart attack.

Blood pressure 145, and rising. =D
Why bother eating healthy? So what you have a longer life, but there's no point if you spend it eating more crappy food.
Also, what, did you think I ate that kind of shit everyday? I only make it about 5 times a year, and I'll wager it's much better than any breakfast burger you could make. =D

Lol. Some people ENJOY healthy food, you silly ninny.

I bet it is better than any breakfast burger I could make because I can't make burgers because I don't eat them.

I have no preference for hamburgers(honestly, it's too greasy unless you make it yourself). But if I had to pick one, it'd be:

Top bun
Tartar sauce
Lettuce
Tomato
Pickle
Bacon
Patty (beef, chicken, pork even, whatever). Preferably about as thin as a Whopper patty, they seem to be much more palatable for some reason.
Cheese
Possibly another pickle
Hash brown
Tomato
Bottom patty.

All that with extra condiments and plenty of oil. Not too much salt though. Some coke on the side. If it's possible to add cheese sausages to that I'd add them too.

God, I'm drooling and getting a stomach hard-on as I type this out. I'd probably eat this crap only once before I call a hambulance and get myself to a heart surgeon.

hooray for firefocks spell-checker

Really, I became a vegetarian when I was in 2nd grade. In 11th grade, I became a vegan. 4+ years later, I started eating eggs and things with milk, but I don't really like drinking milk. Occasionally I have a bite of meat, but I don't really enjoy it. So, that said, my ultimate burger is a wheat tortilla with rice, black beans, corn, tamitillo salsa, guacamole, lettuce, and smoked chipotle and green tobasco.

At 12/27/08 01:47 AM, Furryfox wrote:

At 12/27/08 01:44 AM, Conker125 wrote:

At 12/27/08 01:18 AM, Furryfox wrote:

i decided to heat up a left over burger and dip it in ranch dressing to see for myself and holy shit i've converted from ketchup to ranch.

Looks like I recruited someone to understand the real meaning of tasty. It's good man and if you have a bacon cheeseburger it's much better.

The reason I started with the whole ranch dressing thing was because the food tasted so bad back in high school that we would have to drench it with things like ranch dressing just to make it edible. Come to find out that ranch dressing taste good on a lot of stuff. Chicken, pizza, fries, burgers, etc..

Here at college though the ranch dressing is watery and doesn't taste good. :( It's a sad day when I have to put mustard on my burger instead.

Traitor! you'll be back...

Ketchup > Ranch

You are just scared of the truth. Why don't you go try it out real quick? You will come back wishing you never had ketchup.

never!

Ranch > Ketchup.

That's where it is man.

At 12/27/08 12:07 AM, Twilight95 wrote: Bread
Air
Bread.

Healthiest burger around.

actually
Air
Air
Air
would be the healthiest burger around

my perfect burger would have to be

Top Bun
tomato
lettuce
ketchup
patty
patty
onions
cheese
Bottom Bum

would be a pretty big gurger

A krabby patty.

what.

Thick Kobe Beef with Peanut Butter, Smoked Peppered Applewood Bacon, and Dill Pickles on a toasted and buttered cracked bun.

Fuck off, just get a fucking Subway.

Any hunk of meat laden with either A1 or Jim Beam hot sauce and onions is orgasmic.

Top roll
Ketchup/mustard/sauce in general
Lettuce
tomato
Bacon
Cheese
Patty
More cheese
Sauces
Tomato
Bacon
Patty
Lettuce
Cheese
Bottom bun

Fuck yeah obesity!

Bread
meat
???
PROFIT

Naw, just a Jumbo Jack with Ketchup and Cheeze

At 12/27/08 12:07 AM, Twilight95 wrote: Bread
Air
Bread.

Healthiest burger around.

Correction :

Air,

Healthiest burger around.

At 12/27/08 11:15 PM, GIRFAN wrote:

At 12/27/08 12:07 AM, Twilight95 wrote: Bread
Air
Bread.

Healthiest burger around.

Correction :

Air,

Healthiest burger around.

Correction:

If you just eat air you are a dead little noob.

My perfect hamburger:

Top bun
Human flesh
bottom bun

Bun
Donut
Donut
Donut
Donut
Bun

Top bun
ketchup
mustard
tomatoes
pickles
2 patties
bottom bun
1 patty
lettuce
bigmac sauce
bottom bun

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

top to down

bread
pubic hair
cocks
boob meat
baby chunks
bread

its gotta have bacon

Tofu burger? Anyone? Oh well, I eat this twice a week.

Two grilled patties.
Two slices of cheese.
Three slices of extra crispy bacon.
Toasted buns.