Laughing At Kids Tantrums.

[Burnzoid]

I work in my local GAME store, (which is the UK equivalent to Gamestop for my American friends), and have seen some very funny things during my time there. Usually they consist of fat neckbeards saying the most stupid shit about games, thinking they are the video game king or some shit. I usually take the piss out of them discreetly, by saying inside jokes that they don't get. But today, the amusement factor was topped, by one young boy.

This kid was throwing a mega tantrum because his mum wouldn't buy him a video game. I believe this brat was around twelve or thirteen, or that's how he looked for his age. He was overweight, and had a horrible bowl haircut. Just looking at him made me laugh. He wanted his mum to buy him GTA IV for the 360 with the Christmas money he had acquired yesterday. But it seems his mother was not stupid, and told him firmly that she would not buy him an 18 rated or any other unsuitable game for his age. This kid started to get fucking angry, and I mean angry. He was shouting at her demanding that she buy the game, and that all his friends had it so it wasn't fair, the whole store was looking at them while he was doing this. She then looked at a nearby "Viva Piñata: Trouble in Paradise" and told him that she thought that game would be good for him. He spat at the case, actually fucking spat at it, and threw it on the floor, while screaming "NOOOOOOOOO! >:["

My manager had to ask them to leave, because this kid was throwing a fit. He was rolling around on the floor knocking all the game cases off the shelves screaming and crying as loud as he could. The other guys who I work with and I were fucking pissing ourselves laughing, and trying to hide it. The mum had to drag him out of the shop by his arms, yelling at him that he won't be getting any games now, and that they were going home.

So yeah, we were all given a warning from our manager not to laugh like that again, as it was unprofessional. But still, he did say that he had to try not to laugh.

Have any of you seen a tantrum like that? I just found it funny now because the kid threw a tantrum, but because of the way he looked.

Fucking kids.

[Meepster]

The next generation is gonna be full with failkids. DEAL WIF IT

This is the 500th topic about this too.

[STEM]

Child tantrum aside, this is the first time i've seen you post a thread in general that didn't have to do with kinky sex! Round of applause.

On topic, I can't spend more than 5 minutes in my local Gamestop. It's always full of adults with their crying children who don't have any idea what a video game system is. Waiting in line with them in front of me is the worst -_-

[Roni123]

You should have took a picture.

[Ryan]

I thought you would be a porn star by now, not working at a damn vidyer game store.

:(

Also all fat kids in general give me the giggles.

[Deadly-Shadow]

I've seen similar things happen before, it's definatly funny and pathetic at the same time. I honestly feel sorry for the parents, it must be embarrising for them to have their kids flip out in front of a large group of people. I wouldn't be surpised if that kid was beaten as soon as they got home.

[Matt2k8]

Your a sick man. GAME is a awesome shop, very deer but awesome.

Dude seriously laughing at kids going in their? Most kids do think they know stuff about games, they're only trying too impress so shut up the fuck, k?

On the other hand a 13 year old!? Thats fucking ridiculous! I approve you laughing at this fag and would have advised a cock slap :D

Not all kids are dicks but that one certainly was.

[Ryan]

At 12/26/08 05:42 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: I wouldn't be surpised if that kid was beaten as soon as they got home.

Actually I bet that's the problem, most people don't beat their children anymore. So instead of behaving like a good lad and feeling lucky to have recieved that money for a game he throws a fit when he doesn't get what he wants. Just because he knows he can get away with it.

[Dry-Ice]

I remember once I was on the bus with these auto-folding seats next to the buggy area. A young mother got on with a buggy and a young girl (around 4-5) and they sat on the folding seats so the mother could look after the baby in the buggy.

So this little girl was climbing all over everything and being generally annoying, so the mother turns to her and tells her to sit down.

So the girl pulls down a seat, then takes her hands off it (allowing it to fold back into place instantly) and turns around completely oblivious to the fact that it was no longer folded out, and goes to sit down. She has a little fall and bumps her head on the seat and promptly starts crying.

While I felt like such an asshole and was trying to contain my laughter (I managed it), it was still one of the funniest things I've ever seen :3

[emo-penguin]

Better them screaming in the stores than on the online community

[RedDreadSky]

Two kids were chasing each other around the supermarket I once worked at, and some funny shit happened. The first kid, a short blond kid who looked 12-13, was chasing a kid who looked a few years younger then him. The short kid runs around a corner (this is when I see them) and accidentally knocks this old lady's purse out of her hands. He turns to apologize, still running, and goes straight into a pole.
The older brother came around the corner just at that moment. The old lady didn't want to chew out the other kid, who was crying and rolling around on the floor, so she settled for yelling at the older brother. The kid was seriously about to shit his pants, especially with the talk of "back in my day, when I coulda taken a belt to your ass".
My manager thanked me for handling the situation well, when all I really did was pick up the lady's purse.

[Elder]

This really isn't a tantrum, but when I was younger I had a bit of fun.

I joined a summer-camp. On this summer camp, we would go on long trips to many different places, and we would go on a school-bus. Now, on one particular trip, we were riding through the city. My friends decided, "Why not piss off other drivers?" So, we tried a few things. First, we flashed $100 bills out the window at other drivers (money, obviously, to buy things on the trip). We stopped this when a truck driver flashed us back with $200.

So then they got a little more creative. On the highway, some idiots threw things out of the window. One bottle even hit a windshield, and the driver swerved into a different lane. Then, they stuck their asses out of the window. It was hysterical; when the bus turned, you could see a whole line-up of assholes from the side. One kid even shit out of the window.

Hah.

[Nofartjokes]

this happen to me at a game stop this kid around 5 years old was looking for game so i helped him i asked him what he likes in a game (he had a wii) so i go and get a raceing game like he said he liked. And he takes one look at the case and slaps it out of my hand and hits the floor crying and saying i hate it everyone tryed to clam him down but he got louder than finally his mom got him andran out of the store. I was only trying to help get him a game and if he didnt what it he should of just said no. btw i dont work there i was looking for a game for my psp

[Dragoonwing]

If I ever had children they'd never act like that. Mainly because I would hit the child in front of everybody and if he continues I'll beat their ass with my belt.

[Higgy531]

one time my friend's brother (9-10 years old) threw a tantrum bcuz he wanted to watch TV in the room my friend was playing Xbox in. His brother attempted to hit my friend with a potted plant. There was a working TV (HD, actually) in the next room. My friend got the blame. Feckin lulz.

[BFK]

And at which point did you preform your exotic sexual acts on his mother? Come on, don't leave us hanging :(

[Johnny-chimp-0]

At 12/26/08 05:33 PM, Burnzoid wrote:

:neckbeards

Whats a neckbeard?

[RubberTrucky]

At 12/26/08 06:11 PM, Elder500 wrote: First, we flashed $100 bills out the window at other drivers (money, obviously, to buy things on the trip). We stopped this when a truck driver flashed us back with $200.

LOL, 0wned!!!!

I haven't seen any tantrums really, unless bickering about kids annoying themselves, but they were fairly mature. I think here, the brats are less bratty than in other parts of the world.

[goldentank50]

I saw this in my school. these 2 kids (maby 5 6 7 years) we playing near the car pool lane (not in it). then they start to have a argument about some crud and they both start throwing a tantrum. Now one of them started to kick and push the other. The second kid threw a bigger tantrum and knocked the boy down and got on him and started hitting him in the head. At the end the 2nd kid got up and started panting and he look like he was pretending to be Hulk and the kid on the floor was crying his eye out yelling. I dont remeber if he got caught by a teacher but it was the most violent kid fight I have seen so far.

[Burnzoid]

At 12/26/08 07:09 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: And at which point did you preform your exotic sexual acts on his mother? Come on, don't leave us hanging :(

That was the old me, I've moved on from my sexual exploits and have decided to grow up.

[greenfaerie4]

I lol'd hard. I've not seen a tantrum that bad in my store but I do see plenty of kids mid fit outside my store. I happen to work down the street from an ice cream shop and across the street from a toy story. So I always see kids being dragged (screaming, mind you) out of either shop by their terribly embarassed parents.The gallery I work at has expensive shit in it so no parent in their right mind would bring a tantrumy kid in there.

you break it, you buy it... That will be $2400 plus tax...

[DragonofFate]

Imagine what kids like those would be like when they grew up.

Assuming they do, at least.

[goldentank50]

Tantrems are funny at first but if it keeps hppening around you Will get pissed.

[TFIishawt]

I love tantrums.

The thing is, I remember doing them, and I feel like such an ass, everytime I get reminded of shouting at my dad for Bomberman for the PS1... knocking down shelves...

But, it provided entertainment for everyone else. I, too, have seen the GTAntrum in my local GAME in Portadown, not that long ago, where a 3 foot 5 year old went up to the counter with a copy of it with, I can only assume with money that he found on the street.

The language he used just showed the type of family he came from, just so you know, he was white, and the worker looked Asain-Irish. He went around calling him a "Cock-sucking-black-asian-n*gger" for not letting him buy it, and by the counter, there were these shelves and shelves of 360 controllers, and he picked up one, and threw it. He missed the first time, but then with the second, he hit, you know the glass fronted cuboards (spelling?) and the alarm went off.

Security came and he was restrained :)

But yeah, wannabe gansta tantrums are the best!

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 12/26/08 07:18 PM, Burnzoid wrote:

At 12/26/08 07:09 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: And at which point did you preform your exotic sexual acts on his mother? Come on, don't leave us hanging :(

That was the old me, I've moved on from my sexual exploits and have decided to grow up.

Listen Jen, that was the old me. This is the new me, and I want you to a part of it. A part of me. Sex.

[goldentank50]

Ok is it just me or dose that guy look like Jack Black

[NewbleHeimer]

I hate children with a passion.

My uncle had a child a few years ago; and my once-meth-addicted cousin got knocked up twice in the past couple of years. I'm starting to dread seeing them. I really hope I don't have to watch their little shits throw a tantrum.

[goldentank50]

ok hears a good one. It was like kids day and ther were inflatables for jumping evrywere. Now ther was one thtat was a soccer area inflatable and a lot of 4 and 5th graders were in there ( I was in 8th grade at the time) and i went in becuase i had nothen to do. the game stared and about 13 min into the game one kid got hit with the ball, after he got up and started to throw a tantrem or a rage( i dont really care) he starts swearing. He got the ball and kicks it at the other kid. Now whiler ther fighting the ball misses its target and hits another kid and he joins the fight too. during this 3 kids got kicked in the stomch(excuse my spelling) 2 kids got kick in the balls and all on them were red crying. what was i doing? tring to stop it but you cant really stop a kid with a tantrum.

[RedDreadSky]

At 12/26/08 07:18 PM, Burnzoid wrote:

At 12/26/08 07:09 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: And at which point did you preform your exotic sexual acts on his mother? Come on, don't leave us hanging :(

That was the old me, I've moved on from my sexual exploits and have decided to grow up.

This is just a joke, right. Right?

[goldentank50]

I have seen a lot of tantums mostly around toys r us stores and theme parks but I have never seen anyone over 13 throw a tantrum.