I just turned 18 yesterday and I'm bored. What should I do?
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You're B'day was on Christmas? Unlucky mate.
As for what you should do:
your profile doesn;t say where you're from, but if you're in a country wehre beign 18 means you can drink then go to a pub. If you aren't then go see some mates and have a decent time instead of being sat in front of the PC on NG on your lonesome.
1. Get a hooker and get AIDS
2. Donate blood + AIDS
3. Drink alcohol (you will need less to be drunk since you'll have less blood)
4. Go to the casino while drunk.
5. Go vote for whatever elections while drunk and crying because you lost everything at the casino
But don't smoke because it's bad for your health.
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At 12/26/08 04:20 PM, Vile-Pudding wrote: I just turned 18 yesterday and I'm bored. What should I do?
Step 1: Take off all your clothes
Step 2: Find free video porn online
Step 3: Turn your speakers all the way up
Step 4: Watch video porn (For bonus points, watch 2girls1cup)
Step 5: Open the door to the room you are watching porn in ALL THE WAY open
Step 6: Masturbate
Step 7: Invites friends, family, exgirlfriends, and your pets over the phone to watch you masturbate
Step 8: Tell me to go fuck myself because I wasted your time by posting this and tell me I'm not funny
Step 9: Repeat
Prick your finger, it is done. The moon has now eclipsed the sun.
The angel has spread it's wings. The time has come for bitter things.
dude.. give all your money to some random guy on the streets and live free!
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commit a crime so it goes on your permanent record.
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At 12/26/08 04:44 PM, JonnyTheWinnar wrote: Find a girl to fuck.
Done.
Unfortunately, I live in the United States where the drinking age is 21. So no beers for me. :[
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At 12/26/08 04:46 PM, Vile-Pudding wrote:At 12/26/08 04:44 PM, JonnyTheWinnar wrote: Find a girl to fuck.Done.
Unfortunately, I live in the United States where the drinking age is 21. So no beers for me. :[
That's never stopped a TRUE american before!
Prick your finger, it is done. The moon has now eclipsed the sun.
The angel has spread it's wings. The time has come for bitter things.
At 12/26/08 04:20 PM, Vile-Pudding wrote: I just turned 18 yesterday and I'm bored. What should I do?
Get some bitches
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At 12/26/08 04:46 PM, Vile-Pudding wrote:At 12/26/08 04:44 PM, JonnyTheWinnar wrote: Find a girl to fuck.Done.
Unfortunately, I live in the United States where the drinking age is 21. So no beers for me. :[
That's a classic example of 1+1=3
That's never stopped a TRUE american before!Find a girl to fuck.Done.
Unfortunately, I live in the United States where the drinking age is 21. So no beers for me. :[
Except beer in the US tastes like urine. There's hardly any alcohol in it.
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Since your American, there's still not a whole bunch you can really do...
But make the best of it nonetheless! Buy a nice cigar, some chewing tobacco (not recommended, but everybody has to try it once), and hit up the gentlemen's club with a few of your chums.
o_O
At 12/26/08 04:20 PM, Vile-Pudding wrote: I just turned 18 yesterday and I'm bored. What should I do?
have sex with a female for the first time in ur life.
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At 12/26/08 04:46 PM, Vile-Pudding wrote:At 12/26/08 04:44 PM, JonnyTheWinnar wrote: Find a girl to fuck.Done.
Unfortunately, I live in the United States where the drinking age is 21. So no beers for me. :[
Go to Mexico or Canada and get drunk there and pick up a hooker.
1 Go to Europe.
2 Drink.
3 Sex.
4 ????
5 Profit.
At 12/26/08 04:52 PM, WeedClock wrote:At 12/26/08 04:20 PM, Vile-Pudding wrote: I just turned 18 yesterday and I'm bored. What should I do?have sex with a female for the first time in ur life.
What, unlike yourself?
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I gave up my vegetarianism on my 18th. I suck.
Hope your first month of being an adult is better than mine :{
I waited so long to turn eighteen so I could get my tattoo, but I STILL don't have that shit.
Fuckmylife.
Go out and get a tattoo.
Do it for me. :{
At 12/26/08 04:46 PM, Toasty3D wrote:At 12/26/08 04:46 PM, Vile-Pudding wrote:That's never stopped a TRUE american before!At 12/26/08 04:44 PM, JonnyTheWinnar wrote: Find a girl to fuck.Done.
Unfortunately, I live in the United States where the drinking age is 21. So no beers for me. :[
Lol agreed.
If you are close, drive up to Quebec. Not only is the legal age 18 for drinking, but it's a mainly french area. Meaning that it has the best beer and liquer. Most convenence stores will sell beers, due to the cultural signifigance.
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At 12/26/08 04:52 PM, WeedClock wrote:At 12/26/08 04:20 PM, Vile-Pudding wrote: I just turned 18 yesterday and I'm bored. What should I do?have sex with a female for the first time in ur life.
In a lot of states the Age of Consent is lower than 18. In Michigan, the state in which I reside, the legal age is 16.
While I'm too ugly to get sex, I can still consent to it.
And nobody gives a shit about drinking age. Turning 21 only means that you can do it legally wherever-the-fuck-you-want.
:3
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