So one day I was walking down Bayshore in the greater Tampa area when I passed to flat chested middle school aged girls jogging in what looked like their moms running shorts and visors. One asks the other "why'd you dump him" and the other replies, "because the sex wasn't good enough". Come on... a little too much Sex and the City, or were these girls just your typical Tampa whores?
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I don't know any 12 year olds, but I hope that bitch gets AIDS and dies.
hard.
At 12/26/08 02:22 PM, Twilight95 wrote: "Untie me please, I won't go to the police."
haha :D
"I'm going to kick you in your dick-hole"
At 12/26/08 02:25 PM, Suck-It-Dry wrote: "I'm going to kick you in your dick-hole"
I could kill someone each time I hear that retarded ass line.
"If you won't stop touching me, I'll call you a perv".
Damn 12 year olds...
Dark Souls consumed my life.
At 12/26/08 02:22 PM, Twilight95 wrote: "Untie me please, I won't go to the police."
almost peed myself...
At 12/26/08 02:27 PM, EnjoiLove wrote: "If you won't stop touching me, I'll call you a perv".
Damn 12 year olds...
Someone already made that joke in this thread, sir.
At 12/26/08 02:31 PM, Suck-It-Dry wrote:At 12/26/08 02:27 PM, EnjoiLove wrote: "If you won't stop touching me, I'll call you a perv".Someone already made that joke in this thread, sir.
Damn 12 year olds...
Then I was apparently to slow.
Dark Souls consumed my life.
"His pants went down, and i saw his thingy!"
true story.
Videogames are my favorite videogames
"No! Please stop!"
I always seem to be hearing that one.
Give my thoughts form and make them look insightful.
At 12/26/08 02:22 PM, Twilight95 wrote: "Untie me please, I won't go to the police."
And I didn't go to cops now did I.
At 12/26/08 02:22 PM, Twilight95 wrote: "Untie me please, I won't go to the police."
Ahahaa, that was ace. :D
Also, "Just because I dress like a slut doesn't mean I am one. I'm big enough to wear adult clothes."
Oh, someone already told a paedophilia joke, rendering mine obsolete and unoriginal.
In my defence, I didn't see that post. I should have known really, 15 posts in, someone had to have made a paedophilia joke by then.
Give my thoughts form and make them look insightful.
At 12/26/08 02:24 PM, selena18 wrote:At 12/26/08 02:22 PM, Twilight95 wrote: "Untie me please, I won't go to the police."haha :D
Please stop posting.
I gag 12 year olds before they get the opportunity to say anything funny.
At 12/26/08 02:56 PM, AngryRedCEO wrote:At 12/26/08 02:52 PM, Diglet wrote:Nice contribution to the thread dickfaceAt 12/26/08 02:24 PM, selena18 wrote:Please stop posting.At 12/26/08 02:22 PM, Twilight95 wrote: "Untie me please, I won't go to the police."haha :D
What would a dickface look like?
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At 12/26/08 03:01 PM, FRATBOYD wrote: What would a dickface look like?
I assume you own a mirror.
At 12/26/08 02:22 PM, putzpie wrote: I don't know any 12 year olds, but I hope that bitch gets AIDS and dies.
hard.
Sounds to me like someone doesn't get much attention from women. Grudge much? Just because some guy gets to bang her in middle school and you still haven't had sex doesn't mean you need to wish death upon an 8th grader, fuckin creepy nerd.
At 12/26/08 03:05 PM, GiantDouche wrote:At 12/26/08 03:01 PM, FRATBOYD wrote: What would a dickface look like?I assume you own a mirror.
Witty!
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"I'm not a virgin"
Sure, and I'm not an old lady. Hmph.
No, I am not a pedophile...unless the FBI finds out...
Sup ladies, HUR HUR HUR.
That's what my cousin said to me and a group of my guy cousins.
And that's when we all placed him in a burlap sack, and beat him repeatedly with aluminum bats, then tossed him in the river like a blind kitten.
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At 12/26/08 03:09 PM, HotGranny wrote: "I'm not a virgin"
Sure, and I'm not an old lady. Hmph.
Very common line.
That's nothing. When I was in middle school a 14 yea old girl came to school pregnant and announced to just about everyone that she was keeping the baby. I think she had an abortion.
I'm all for abortion, though.
Please disregard the above post.
At 12/26/08 03:42 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: That's nothing. When I was in middle school a 14 yea old girl came to school pregnant and announced to just about everyone that she was keeping the baby. I think she had an abortion.
I'm all for abortion, though.
we really weren't ready to be parents just yet
I simply asked "how ya doing?" and the two girls said at the same time "SHUT UP AND DIE!"
Hormones? Bad day? Who cares?
i would be siting on my fornt porch steps and a 12 year old would up to me and say,Your mom over and over and i didnt even know him.
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