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Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 21:05:44 Reply

I was watching the TV and this advertisement came on for this product called ShamWow. Basically its a towel that can hold more liquide then a towle or paper towel.Here is the advertisement.I can sorta see why people would buy it but really, it doesnt seem worth it to me. Would you buy a ShamWow?

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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 21:07:01 Reply

Never.


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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 21:07:52 Reply

Zorbeez > Shamwow

Would you buy ShamWow?

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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 21:09:12 Reply

SHAM wow...

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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 21:25:33 Reply

It works great on those sticky stains...

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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 21:29:09 Reply

Hell yeah I'd buy SHAMWOW!

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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 21:31:51 Reply

well if I saw one at the store and it wasn't $20 I would consider it

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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 21:32:44 Reply

At 12/25/08 09:29 PM, dkwrtw wrote: Hell yeah I'd buy SHAMWOW!

LOL i just laughed my ass off.


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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 21:35:36 Reply

Yes, I'd probably use it to make Molotovs because it would absorb gasoline well. That would actually be a great idea. I'm adding this to the list of dumb things I am going to try when I'm older...

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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 21:38:23 Reply

At 12/25/08 09:07 PM, saqwert wrote: Zorbeez > Shamwow

Oh, he did NOT just go there. It is on. It is SO on.

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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 21:41:40 Reply

At 12/25/08 09:07 PM, saqwert wrote: Zorbeez > Shamwow

Becuase Billy Mays advertises it

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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 21:58:53 Reply

No shit man true story

Me and a buddy were hitting a bong, well...long story short, we got really high, he ended up putting it on the floor, i stood up and knocked it over, spilling bong water all over the fucking carpet and if you've ever smelled that shit youd know how rank it was***.

Well luckily he ran out into the kitchen and grabbed a shamwow and no shit it soaked it ALL up, the carpet was completely dry

***UNLESS you fill the bong with redbull or another intoxicating beverage of your preference ( makes it taste amazing)

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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 22:02:28 Reply

At 12/25/08 09:58 PM, Arktwst wrote: No shit man true story

Me and a buddy were hitting a bong, well he ended up putting it on the floor, i stood up and knocked it over, spilling bong water all over the fucking carpet an

Well luckily he ran out into the kitchen and grabbed a shamwow and no shit it soaked it ALL up, the carpet was completely dry

a ringing endorsement I'll buy it


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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 22:03:34 Reply

At 12/25/08 09:35 PM, SmartNoob wrote: Yes, I'd probably use it to make Molotovs because it would absorb gasoline well. That would actually be a great idea. I'm adding this to the list of dumb things I am going to try when I'm older...

doesn't look too flammable though,that'd be like trying to light a gas-soaked sponge on fire.


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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 22:05:49 Reply

I'll buy it to absorb my testicle sweat!


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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 22:27:45 Reply

At 12/25/08 10:24 PM, agustana wrote: Billy Mays reminds me of that guy from Home Improvement.

Not Tim the Toolman, but the other one.

They're different people?


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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 22:29:21 Reply

Everytime the Commercial comes on

its on speeddial

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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 22:29:43 Reply

At 12/25/08 10:24 PM, agustana wrote: Billy Mays reminds me of that guy from Home Improvement.

Not Tim the Toolman, but the other one.

All Boreland :D

I love that show.
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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 22:36:45 Reply

At 12/25/08 10:27 PM, Johnny-chimp-0 wrote:
At 12/25/08 10:24 PM, agustana wrote: Billy Mays reminds me of that guy from Home Improvement.

Not Tim the Toolman, but the other one.
They're different people?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Kar n

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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 22:37:01 Reply

lol @ the Shamwow guy


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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 23:01:18 Reply

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkguBgUxv FM


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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 23:06:51 Reply

"Your gonna love my nuts"


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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 23:13:50 Reply

I would pretty much buy anything that stupid bastard was selling. He's a convincing cunt.

Have you seen the adverts for the "Slap Chop"? You're gonna luv his nuts.

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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 23:19:36 Reply

At 12/25/08 11:13 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I would pretty much buy anything that stupid bastard was selling. He's a convincing cunt.

Have you seen the adverts for the "Slap Chop"? You're gonna luv his nuts.

"Guys, we're making America skinny again one slap at a time."

I'd buy it, it looks like fun.
Than and I want people to love my nuts.
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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 23:29:42 Reply

I saw a demonstration at the state fair, and since they really work, I would. If I had the money to spare anyway.


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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 23:34:59 Reply

At 12/25/08 11:13 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Have you seen the adverts for the "Slap Chop"? You're gonna luv his nuts.

but vince I don't want exciting tuna I want normal tuna
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE EXCITING TUNA YOU MALIGNANT FUCK!
yes sir....
NOW SUCK MY DICK
yes sir...

Vince for moderator?

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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 23:38:35 Reply

those things are amazing. im on th diving team at my school and they work better than towels to dry you off.


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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-25 23:43:52 Reply

At 12/25/08 11:34 PM, dreaming-loudly wrote: but vince I don't want exciting tuna I want normal tuna
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE EXCITING TUNA YOU MALIGNANT FUCK!
yes sir....
NOW SUCK MY DICK
yes sir...

Vince for moderator?

Ha, that makes me think of a new fetish: Extreme Slap-Chop BDSM! You stick your member right under a Slap-Chop, and slap away!

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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-26 01:17:25 Reply

Here's an even better question:

Who would buy anything off of an Infomercial?

A dumbass, that's who.

my girlfriend's grandma bought one though D:
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Response to Would you buy ShamWow? 2008-12-26 01:18:09 Reply

You know the Germans always make good stuff!

Would you buy ShamWow?


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