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3.80 / 5.00 4,200 ViewsI was watching the TV and this advertisement came on for this product called ShamWow. Basically its a towel that can hold more liquide then a towle or paper towel.Here is the advertisement.I can sorta see why people would buy it but really, it doesnt seem worth it to me. Would you buy a ShamWow?
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how did Pinocchio find out he had a wooden dick? his hand caught on fire.
It works great on those sticky stains...
well if I saw one at the store and it wasn't $20 I would consider it
At 12/25/08 09:29 PM, dkwrtw wrote: Hell yeah I'd buy SHAMWOW!
LOL i just laughed my ass off.
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Yes, I'd probably use it to make Molotovs because it would absorb gasoline well. That would actually be a great idea. I'm adding this to the list of dumb things I am going to try when I'm older...
At 12/25/08 09:07 PM, saqwert wrote: Zorbeez > Shamwow
Oh, he did NOT just go there. It is on. It is SO on.
At 12/25/08 09:07 PM, saqwert wrote: Zorbeez > Shamwow
Becuase Billy Mays advertises it
No shit man true story
Me and a buddy were hitting a bong, well...long story short, we got really high, he ended up putting it on the floor, i stood up and knocked it over, spilling bong water all over the fucking carpet and if you've ever smelled that shit youd know how rank it was***.
Well luckily he ran out into the kitchen and grabbed a shamwow and no shit it soaked it ALL up, the carpet was completely dry
***UNLESS you fill the bong with redbull or another intoxicating beverage of your preference ( makes it taste amazing)
At 12/25/08 09:58 PM, Arktwst wrote: No shit man true story
Me and a buddy were hitting a bong, well he ended up putting it on the floor, i stood up and knocked it over, spilling bong water all over the fucking carpet an
Well luckily he ran out into the kitchen and grabbed a shamwow and no shit it soaked it ALL up, the carpet was completely dry
a ringing endorsement I'll buy it
At 12/25/08 09:35 PM, SmartNoob wrote: Yes, I'd probably use it to make Molotovs because it would absorb gasoline well. That would actually be a great idea. I'm adding this to the list of dumb things I am going to try when I'm older...
doesn't look too flammable though,that'd be like trying to light a gas-soaked sponge on fire.
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I'll buy it to absorb my testicle sweat!
My signature was old so I changed it.
At 12/25/08 10:24 PM, agustana wrote: Billy Mays reminds me of that guy from Home Improvement.
Not Tim the Toolman, but the other one.
They're different people?
Everytime the Commercial comes on
its on speeddial
lol
At 12/25/08 10:24 PM, agustana wrote: Billy Mays reminds me of that guy from Home Improvement.
Not Tim the Toolman, but the other one.
All Boreland :D
I love that show.
At 12/25/08 10:27 PM, Johnny-chimp-0 wrote:At 12/25/08 10:24 PM, agustana wrote: Billy Mays reminds me of that guy from Home Improvement.They're different people?
Not Tim the Toolman, but the other one.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Kar n
wut ep
I would pretty much buy anything that stupid bastard was selling. He's a convincing cunt.
Have you seen the adverts for the "Slap Chop"? You're gonna luv his nuts.
At 12/25/08 11:13 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I would pretty much buy anything that stupid bastard was selling. He's a convincing cunt.
Have you seen the adverts for the "Slap Chop"? You're gonna luv his nuts.
"Guys, we're making America skinny again one slap at a time."
I'd buy it, it looks like fun.
Than and I want people to love my nuts.
:3
what
I saw a demonstration at the state fair, and since they really work, I would. If I had the money to spare anyway.
"In the house with the laughing windows, we're spilling blood like a cheap innuendo."
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At 12/25/08 11:13 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Have you seen the adverts for the "Slap Chop"? You're gonna luv his nuts.
but vince I don't want exciting tuna I want normal tuna
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE EXCITING TUNA YOU MALIGNANT FUCK!
yes sir....
NOW SUCK MY DICK
yes sir...
Vince for moderator?
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those things are amazing. im on th diving team at my school and they work better than towels to dry you off.
thanks for the sig Carbon =]
At 12/25/08 11:34 PM, dreaming-loudly wrote: but vince I don't want exciting tuna I want normal tuna
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE EXCITING TUNA YOU MALIGNANT FUCK!
yes sir....
NOW SUCK MY DICK
yes sir...
Vince for moderator?
Ha, that makes me think of a new fetish: Extreme Slap-Chop BDSM! You stick your member right under a Slap-Chop, and slap away!
Here's an even better question:
Who would buy anything off of an Infomercial?
A dumbass, that's who.
my girlfriend's grandma bought one though D:
You know the Germans always make good stuff!
No, I am not a pedophile...unless the FBI finds out...