merry christmas, yo

[yagru]

newgrounds,

so tonight after the christmas eve mass we all discussed how the family was going to get together and take a family photo, but all my 22 year old brother wanted to do was go out drinking. it would take no more than 5 mins but he wants to hustle out as fast as he can. so my dad says fine leave, but i convince my brother to stay cause my mom really misses us and wants to spend time with us, but he just starts yelling at me and saying you guys are taking to long i'm leaving. well he stays and my dad gets pissed and goes upstairs. my brother then leaves and i go play cs:s on my computer in the basement.

20 mins later he comes down and turns off the internet and i'm like wtf and my sisters like wtf. so i go up and i'm like did you just turn off the internet? i was playing cs:s. and he's like yeah you and your sister don't deserve it and i'm like for 1) it's christmas and 2) i do deserve it. and he's like you're right. but you could be nicer. and i'm like ok dick and decide to go down and figure it out myself. so i get down there and just text back this girl that's been messaging me (total hottie) and then open the door to the internet gateway and go to fix the router and my dad comes up behind me. he's like so what were you gonna do fix it yourself? and i was like yeah, then he was like well omg. and idk but he started yelling at me and i was like f dat yo and i started walking out but he tried to stop me then i went away then my dad went away and my mom went away. i went to my room to get my keys and my mom went to the bar my brother was at and my dad went on the couch.

later on my dad calls me down when my mom gets home and we all have a talk inclulding my sister. we decide we're kicking out my brother on the count of 'he's a douche' and my mom told him at the bar his stuff will be in the driveway. my dad told my sister and thought it was his fault and then she went to her room and my brother came home. my brother was like WTF DID I DO? and i basically said "you're 22 you can't even pay your own car bills yet you cant give your dad 5 mins?" and he was like wow i'm a douche, i'm leaving. and i was like fine go. he was about to then:

my dad went to tell him he shouldn't and he was like no i'm gonna then my dad gave him a hug and my bro's like ok maybe i'll stay ok and he goes to the basement and sleeps in his room.

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later that night getting snacks:
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my parents are on the couch talking about how they thing my brother is going to try and sneak out and kill himself and i'm like no he's not an idiot but they're like "WE DON'T KNOW.." and so i proceed upstairs to do my thang.

BUT I NEEDED SLIM JIMS AND THEY WERE IN THE BASEMENT!!!
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so i went back down lata and was like yo, i'm just gonna slip by and grab them gently. i made it down the first flight of stairs.....walked....to the door...... AND OMG LOL

LOL

THERE WERE THREE CHRISTMAS BELLS ON THE BASEMENT DOOR! THEY RIGGED IT SO THEY'D HEAR MY BROTHER IF HE WENT TO LEAVE!

LOL IT WAS SUCH A FUNNY SIGHT

so i was like screw that, i'll just get some ice cream in the fridge.

win

pic of that super hottie

[Lockdude]

Merry Christmas! I really have nothing of merit to say, but instead just thought it was about time I actually posted something on the forums... just lets me sleep at night... knowing I've contributed something to the community... even if I really have done squat all... have a good one!

[yagru]

LOL THANKS MAN

[Monkey-Boy]

Wall of grammar.

[TheMayo]

Your "Super Hottie" is a Man