What gift suits which Newgrounder?

[Onepiece285]

If you had to get a Christmas gift for any Newgrounder, what gift would you get them? It can be any user you wish. Or if you had to get a gift for the entirety of Newgrounds, what would it be?

As an example, I'd get Skybolt-DX some cat ears, for obvious reasons.
Another example, I'd give Sashuno some form of Haruhi entertainment, cause he's into that kinda thing.

What would you get for that special Newgrounds someone? :3

Gave this thread the smiley I did because I expect more than a few "suggestive" replies.

[mad-spyke]

A giant condom for all the giant penis of course ^_^

silly tard <3 tis the season, i'll let you go on your way

[Lost-Chances]

IFUN some handcuffs.
Mechabloby some bleach.
Gagsy some duct tape.

Then I'd go to sleep that night imagining the three having a raging S&M puke party.

It'd be swell.

[Hellian00]

Penicorns. And lots of 'em.

[OneLastCaress]

Okay everybody, let's all chip in to get Poozy some anti-depressants!

[AwfulAwful]

At 12/25/08 12:09 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: IFUN some handcuffs.
Mechabloby some bleach.
Gagsy some duct tape.

Then I'd go to sleep that night imagining the three having a raging S&M puke party.

It'd be swell.

I would sit him down and remind him of all the chances he once had, and lost.

[Dei-Sama]

I always get the wrong things.

[WATCHurFLAG]

At 12/25/08 12:10 AM, OneLastCaress wrote: Okay everybody, let's all chip in to get Poozy some anti-depressants!

or a brain..

Zing!

[DrClay]

for TOEZ it be a pair of slippers and if possible, a zero wing game for the genesis
for Nicholas-Deary it would probably be a nice comfy hat
for Blue-Hippo it be a stuffed blue hippo.

[Onepiece285]

At 12/25/08 12:11 AM, Dei-Sama wrote: I always get the wrong things.

User I have not seen in a long time.

I have some other users-
Josh: A statue of himself giving a bedn thumbs up.
reed: A bunny suit (don't ask).
SuperSexyActionFurry: A monster so he isn't so god damn lazy all the time.

[Grubby]

For cellardoor6.

An M4A1 Carbine.

[Kain-Ceverus]

I'd get Bigbadron admin powers.

Oh wait...

[dkwrtw]

I see nobody plans on getting me anything javascript:MakeSmileySelection(18);

[Lost-Chances]

At 12/25/08 12:10 AM, AwfulAwful wrote: I would sit him down and remind him of all the chances he once had, and lost.

I don't even need to make a comment about you using your name. Your posts fucking suck.

[InsertFunnyUserName]

At 12/25/08 12:09 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Then I'd go to sleep that night imagining the three having a raging S&M puke party.

It'd be swell.

Fuck yeah, S&M and weight loss at the same time. Sounds like my kind of party. :D

[igott]

Burnzoid gets an Anal Dildo,
Gagsy needs a weight loss program (No offense),
Jade gets more bras,
and,
RKThrilla should get a fan club, led by a bunch of horny chicks.

[Onepiece285]

At 12/25/08 12:22 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 12/25/08 12:09 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Then I'd go to sleep that night imagining the three having a raging S&M puke party.

It'd be swell.

Fuck yeah, S&M and weight loss at the same time. Sounds like my kind of party. :D

I'd get you a box of chocolates or something, oh I'm such a suck upping little cunt. :3

=3

[Sashuno]

At 12/25/08 12:07 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: As an example, I'd get Skybolt-DX some cat ears, for obvious reasons.
Another example, I'd give Sashuno some form of Haruhi entertainment, cause he's into that kinda thing.

Aww, shucks, you know me too well.
I'd get Sky some catgirl anime DVD's...
I'd give EvilBowser1001 KMFDM's latest album...
Oh, and Clock-Ninja deserves some Sesame Street (brought to you by the letter "J," wink, wink)
And last, but definitely not least, I'd force the producers of Lucky Star to make a second season and give it to you.

[Rebbay]

At 12/25/08 12:23 AM, igott wrote: Gagsy needs a weight loss program (No offense),

How is that not offensive?

[AwfulAwful]

At 12/25/08 12:19 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 12/25/08 12:10 AM, AwfulAwful wrote: I would sit him down and remind him of all the chances he once had, and lost.

I don't even need to make a comment about you using your name. Your posts fucking suck.

Hard.

[Onepiece285]

At 12/25/08 12:26 AM, Sashuno wrote:

At 12/25/08 12:07 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: As an example, I'd get Skybolt-DX some cat ears, for obvious reasons.
Another example, I'd give Sashuno some form of Haruhi entertainment, cause he's into that kinda thing.

Aww, shucks, you know me too well.
I'd get Sky some catgirl anime DVD's...
I'd give EvilBowser1001 KMFDM's latest album...
Oh, and Clock-Ninja deserves some Sesame Street (brought to you by the letter "J," wink, wink)
And last, but definitely not least, I'd force the producers of Lucky Star to make a second season and give it to you.

Holy shit, a second season of Lucky Star would make me inevitably cum rainbows. Konata and Kigami really need to... *dreams*

[InsertFunnyUserName]

At 12/25/08 12:24 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: I'd get you a box of chocolates or something, oh I'm such a suck upping little cunt. :3

=3

This box of chocolates need more S&M :3

[kittenclock]

Wait do you mean be just any newgrounds user?

[Onepiece285]

At 12/25/08 12:34 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 12/25/08 12:24 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: I'd get you a box of chocolates or something, oh I'm such a suck upping little cunt. :3

=3

This box of chocolates need more S&M :3

You can eat the chocolates, then we can engage in S&M? :3

[jessedude7]

Poozy-Adminship

[SCTE3]

Whatever happened to giving a simple hug to people?

has it become that hard to give a gift that simple?

[Twilight]

Perfect gift for All-American-Badass is MoriChax's address.

I will not drop this.

[InsertFunnyUserName]

At 12/25/08 12:38 AM, Onepiece285 wrote:

You can eat the chocolates, then we can engage in S&M? :3

Two awesome things in a row? Sounds like a plan.

:D

[jessedude7]

At 12/25/08 12:38 AM, jessedude7 wrote: Poozy-Adminship

Edit: Poozy:Supreem Newgrounds dictator status.

[AwfulAwful]

At 12/25/08 12:37 AM, kittenclock wrote: Wait do you mean be just any newgrounds user?

I'm being even more original then my last post.
I would get you, a clock with a kitten on it.

Hohoho, take that Lost-Chances, as you snicker to yourself and write your bashing posts that you find : meaningfully witty, yet you realize no one cares as you crawl into bed, snuggling under the blankets, : hoping Santa forgives you for your uncalled behavior.

Santa ain't given out second chances this year buddy, you lost that chance.