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Posted at: 12/24/08 09:33 PM
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Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
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Posted at: 12/24/08 09:35 PM
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He jumped right out of the window and on to a roof
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Posted at: 12/24/08 09:36 PM
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He was jumping into the building. He was originally outside, most likely a burglar or window washer.
I don't think this thread will go too far.
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Posted at: 12/24/08 09:37 PM
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He was a window cleaner, looking in from the outside.
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At 12/24/08 09:36 PM, xscoot wrote: He was jumping into the building. He was originally outside, most likely a burglar or window washer. I don't think this thread will go too far.
Correcto!!!!!!!!!
Here is the exact answer..... ANSWER: Brad was so sick and tired of window washing, he opened the window and jumped inside.
Posted at: 12/24/08 09:39 PM
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The tower had collapsed, and his window was only a few feet from the ground.
The soot would be from fire and such, depression from dead friends?
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Posted at: 12/24/08 09:40 PM
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Posted at: 12/24/08 09:46 PM
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Is this a riddle thread? I have one.
Jack and Jill are lying dead on a floor. The only things in the room are a completely untouched bed, an open window, water on the floor next to Jack and Jill, and broken glass scattered through the water. It's not raining, but an unusually strong gust is blowing. How did Jack and Jill die?
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Posted at: 12/24/08 09:52 PM
At 12/24/08 09:46 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Is this a riddle thread? I have one. Jack and Jill are lying dead on a floor. The only things in the room are a completely untouched bed, an open window, water on the floor next to Jack and Jill, and broken glass scattered through the water. It's not raining, but an unusually strong gust is blowing. How did Jack and Jill die?
Are they fish???????????
Posted at: 12/24/08 09:54 PM
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Posted at: 12/24/08 09:56 PM
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Simultanious stroke
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The puddle of water was originally an icicle that was blown through the window and killed both Jack and Jill.
Next.
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Posted at: 12/24/08 09:57 PM
At 12/24/08 09:52 PM, doomuser5 wrote: Are they fish???????????
Ahh.... damn.
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
Posted at: 12/24/08 09:59 PM
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At 12/24/08 09:57 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: At 12/24/08 09:52 PM, doomuser5 wrote: Are they fish???????????Ahh.... damn. Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
They're fish too.
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Posted at: 12/24/08 10:01 PM
the lake was dry, so there was only sand.
Posted at: 12/24/08 10:04 PM
At 12/24/08 10:01 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: the lake was dry, so there was only sand.
How would it turn over if there is no water?
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At 12/24/08 09:59 PM, Twilight95 wrote: At 12/24/08 09:57 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: At 12/24/08 09:52 PM, doomuser5 wrote: Are they fish???????????Ahh.... damn. Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?They're fish too.
This motherfucker is a genius!
But, seriously, they were in an air pocket underneath the boat.
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Posted at: 12/24/08 10:11 PM
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I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
this one is kinda stupid though.... its easy
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Posted at: 12/24/08 10:15 PM
At 12/24/08 10:11 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
Air? Light? Water? No?
I'm going to keep guessing until you say one of them are right but these are all I have right now.
Posted at: 12/24/08 10:20 PM
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That has got to be the answer...
Posted at: 12/24/08 10:26 PM
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I laughed so hard when I heard this joke the first time, I fell off my dinosaur.
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