Robot Clause.

[Knights]

As Christmas Eve draws nearer and nearer, how are YOU going to protect your self from the evilness that is Robot Clause?

As we all know Robot Clause comes every Christmas Eve to try and murder everyone he thinks is naughty. Unfortunately, he thinks everyone is naughty, so he goes on a killing spree.

So, we must protect ourselves from his evil wrath by converting our homes to fortresses and try and live for another year.

This year, I went all out and bought turret guns, giant dinosaurs, laser beams, guided missles, jetpacks, dynamite, bazookas, Dick Cheney and resurrected Jesus Christ for good measure.
I'll be damned if he gets in he= OH SHIT.

[Knights]

Just so you know, I managed to beat him off with one of my shoes, but he'll be back.

[TOEZ]

He's gonna get Jolly on our naughty asses.

[Lare]

At 12/24/08 04:37 PM, TOEZ wrote: He's gonna get Jolly on our naughty asses.

I don't understand what that means, but it can't be good!

[Jonners]

*Sings*

Santa Clause is gunning, you down!

[NewbleHeimer]

Pfft, your mistletoe is no match for my Toe-Missile.

[Zerok]

Banta Claus > Robot Claus.