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I'm a short fat girl, but I take comfort in the fact that I actually have a personality and a brain.

At 12/24/08 06:31 PM, Rebbay wrote: I'm a short fat girl, but I take comfort in the fact that I actually have a personality and a brain.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

wait seriously?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

At 12/24/08 06:31 PM, Rebbay wrote: I'm a short fat girl, but I take comfort in the fact that I actually have a personality and a brain.

Can we possibly hook up for midget sex?

At 12/24/08 06:34 PM, darator wrote: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*breath
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

wait seriously?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yes, seriously.

At 12/24/08 02:24 PM, Proottalfain wrote: I saw she was dressed up like Hagrid and even had his hair. (She also had that weird hat)

TLDR: Just read the first paragraph and post your stories.

Ewww fat ugly BEARDED short girl :(

There is a girl in my homeroom class that fits that exact description. Fat, ugly, and stupid.

When there was a Christmas concert going on at our school, and since the band wasn't in it that day, I was stuck in homeroom, watching it on the television.

The fat, ugly, stupid girl sits behind me, and she has a friend in the row next to us. Just to clarify, the rows are no more than two feet apart.

Now, the fat, ugly, stupid girl decided that instead of watching the actual concert and giving the attention to the musicians who had worked to make the concert as good as it was, she decided that it was time to talk to her friends.

This isn't the worst of it though. Apparently, 2 feet is too far away to whisper quietly, so instead she decided she had to PASS A WHOLE FUCKING NOTEBOOK of 1 SENTENCE NOTES that took at least 1-2 minutes for her ass to write to her friend.

The funniest and stupidest thing of it all is that, while she watched the other girl write the notes as she read over her shoulder (once again I must question the distance that she decided was far enough that they needed notes) she would make comments that were longer than those that she wrote to the girl, whispering.

And just to put icing on the cake, she used IM abbreviations in the notes. Even on words that she only shortened by maybe 1 letter. For whatever reason she decided that that was the way to go.

TL;DR Version : Dumb fat bitch in my class passes IM abbreviated notes to a girl within earshot of whispers, whilst talking to her as she read over her shoulder as she wrote notes back.

What happened to the time there were only gigantic anorexic girls...

I need pics or this thread is a fake.

and your point is?

So let me get this straight, annoying +cankles are not a physical attributes you seek out in young ladies? For shame...

At 12/24/08 09:58 PM, HandsomePete wrote: I need pics or this thread is a fake.

See profile picture.

thats not very nice its not their fault

Two hideous fugly little trolls told a teacher I was teaching them how to smoke and got me into trouble. Lying little brats. This was in grade school.

At 12/24/08 02:28 PM, Shnam wrote: Don't make fun of Hagrid, he is badass.

I know, rite?

At 12/24/08 02:47 PM, Dew wrote: I don't know which is better, "Sausage hands" Or boney hands. Short girls in general are kinda' lame, lol.

Except when someone, like me, has an insane midget fetish.

I hate them.

They ALWAYS seem to have a boyfriend too. That's what I don't understand.
The guys are probably just fucking stupid.

At 12/24/08 02:31 PM, Beatleslover1 wrote: They can't help it you prick!

What? There is no medical condition for being an bitch to people.

At 12/24/08 11:03 PM, PenguinMan69 wrote: thats not very nice its not their fault

I know that's why I mentioned "I'm not normally disrespectful to girls, except for that kind of girls."
I know it's highly disrespectful and discriminatory, but I can't help it. I'm a skinny guy and everyone's skinny in my family (except one of my grandmothers and my half brother, but I don't like them anyway). My mother is 47 years old and 5'6" tall without a single ounce of fat. What's sad about these girls is that a lot of them get annoyed about their ugliness (or just plain ignored) and they start acting weird because of that. They then fall in a spiral of doom because the more they're ignored the weirder they become and vice versa.

this thread contains 100% WIN!

thanks god there aint any at my school. last year, there was 1. size of a door's width. (almost) short to my lower chest. have health problems. blehh *shudders*

Ya know what is worse then Short Fugly girls?

Short fugly LATINO girls. That shit is painful. They think they're the shit and try to make you believe that they are.

At 12/25/08 12:48 AM, I-shade wrote: this thread contains 100% WIN!

Yippee!!!
I thought the topic would work because short dumb fugly girls are universal. No matter which guy you're talking with, chances are he has a short dumb fugly girl story. Or if his girlfriend is one then he'll just try and defend the likes of them.

At 12/25/08 12:48 AM, I-shade wrote: this thread contains 100% WIN!

Agreed, i love thread that involve story telling, they're so much more interesting...

What ever happen to personality?You know, liking someone for who they are and not for their looks.Maybe i'm outdated in this fucked up world.

Stop hating, start loving!

At 1/2/09 02:19 PM, lawlmaster wrote: What ever happen to personality?You know, liking someone for who they are and not for their looks.Maybe i'm outdated in this fucked up world.

I usually don't care for looks (but it does help) but these stories are just particular happeneings involving short fugly girls. I've got loads of stories about good looking ones too, but thats not what this thread it about. Just as an example; Enjoy.

My friends and i were at this party that my friends was hosting coz he got bored one day, when all of a sudden, this absolutley GORGEOUS girl comes in and says hi to everyone. We all know that she's not exactly the smartest girl alive, but not too dumb either. After drinking a bit, my friend realised that she was checking my friend Tom out. So my friend Tom goes over to her grroup of friends and tries to join in with the conversation. After a couple of minutes, he has successfully mingled with their group, and we see him ask the really good looking one to talk in private. So we slowly shuffle over so we can hear.
Tom: Hey, i was just watching you checking me out a while ago, and i was wondering if you wanted to grab a drink sometime?
Rachel (fit girl): Oh, you thought i was checking you out? Oh, i'm sorry, but i was actually looking at your friend (being Me, hooray!)
Tom: Oh, well then i guess i'll um, see you around.
At this point Tom is making it back over to our group, and we all just pretend we weren't listening, and then i ask "What'd she say?" and his reply being "oh, we're gonna meet afterschool in a couple of days time" And we just laugh in his face for about 5 minutes. One of the best parties ever!