Hilarious Ways To Break Up

[seaneatsmidgetclowns]

I think via facebook is an all time classic, especially if you change your status to something like "greg is totally fucking relieved that he doesn't have to deal with Kelly's constant fucking criticism anymore".

[RubberTrucky]

This one is hillarious and painfull for that girl.

Best dumping ever!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e0_11736 14039

[flashplayer5]

At 12/24/08 07:26 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: This one is hillarious and painfull for that girl.

Best dumping ever!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e0_11736 14039

Epic burn! shit that was mean.

[Ultor]

At 12/24/08 07:26 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: This one is hillarious and painfull for that girl.

Best dumping ever!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e0_11736 14039

That was dumb of him to do seriously people do not know how lucky they are to find a girl that actually wants to stay with you.

[The777Demon]

At 12/24/08 08:16 AM, Basspro55 wrote:

At 12/24/08 07:26 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: This one is hillarious and painfull for that girl.

Best dumping ever!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e0_11736 14039

That was dumb of him to do seriously people do not know how lucky they are to find a girl that actually wants to stay with you.

some people have plenty of options.

[Ultor]

some people have plenty of options.

Yeah but its not like they appreciate it as much as someone who is alone does.

[hippyhunter5]

At 12/24/08 07:26 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: This one is hillarious and painfull for that girl.

Best dumping ever!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e0_11736 14039

I have a new hero.

[StarF68]

Wow, why be a dick?

I'd rather talk about it face to face and if the problems can't be worked out, then at least try to reach an understanding and not cause problems.

Seriously, what the fuck does a relationship mean to you people anymore?

[simon]

At 12/24/08 08:25 AM, Basspro55 wrote:

some people have plenty of options.

Yeah but its not like they appreciate it as much as someone who is alone does.

You've obviously never been cheated on.. it hurts more then being alone does.

[RubberTrucky]

At 12/24/08 08:30 AM, simon wrote:
You've obviously never been cheated on.. it hurts more then being alone does.

Of course, that depends on how high you estimate fidelity as a proof of love. And how deep you considder it an act of betrayal.

[Earfetish]

At 12/24/08 08:43 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: Of course, that depends on how high you estimate fidelity as a proof of love. And how deep you considder it an act of betrayal.

if you're in an open relationship then yeah it's fine, but since people are monogamous, whenever someone cheats on you or whenever you cheat on someone they're saying something very specific about how little they respect you and how happily they'll hurt you for their own benefit. Doesn't matter if you don't care about them having sex, it's a relationship you should get out of.

[void123]

At 12/24/08 08:43 AM, RubberTrucky wrote:

At 12/24/08 08:30 AM, simon wrote:
You've obviously never been cheated on.. it hurts more then being alone does.

Of course, that depends on how high you estimate fidelity as a proof of love. And how deep you considder it an act of betrayal.

I fully agree, also he obviously had suspections about her cheating on him before so i dont think it was just a blowjob at a party so that bitch got what she deserved

[Beer-Drinker]

At 12/24/08 08:16 AM, Basspro55 wrote:

That is still a decision that is reserved for the innocent party.

At 12/24/08 07:26 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: This one is hillarious and painfull for that girl.

Best dumping ever!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e0_11736 14039

That was dumb of him to do seriously people do not know how lucky they are to find a girl that actually wants to stay with you.

[RubberTrucky]

At 12/24/08 08:53 AM, void123 wrote: so that bitch got what she deserved

This raises an interesting question.

Is it okay to take revenge on an ex in a humiliating, foul way, even if she did something wrong to you?
A lot of these things is probably fake, but naked pics of girls are uploaded online just out of revenge. Is that a thing to be encouraged?

This guys show lets out the meesage that this girl is a dirty whore, even getting her boss along with her and everything. I wouldn't be surprised if she would kill herself afterwards and that the newspaper mention "Skank of town got what she deserved".
Also, the show doesn't check her side of the story and doubtly even wether the story is true.

Hilarity indeed, morality, not so much.

[Unknown030]

At 12/24/08 07:26 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: This one is hillarious and painfull for that girl.

Best dumping ever!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e0_11736 14039

Haha, you were right, that was pretty hilarious but I felt her pain at the same time, ouch!

[Moonhog]

At 12/24/08 07:26 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: This one is hillarious and painfull for that girl.

Best dumping ever!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e0_11736 14039

Lmfao that was awesome. He gets pretty harsh toward the end though lol.

[Glowstick-warroir]

Okay, I work in an artstore so this really wasn't any work at all.

I gave a girl I was breaking up with on handmilled Lavender scented in an engraved fancy eveploved with a bow (It would have been about 20 bucks if I had to pay for anything), and wrote in my bestest calligraphy.

"We're though.
K THX BI"

In retrospect I feel like a bit of a jerk. but I thought it would have been fun.T^

[Achilles2]

This guy dumps his girlfriend in front of 3000 students at some college.

It's pretty funny, but you have to listen closely to what they're saying. While it is a breakup from the guy to the girl, the guy gets verbally spanked by his now ex-girlfriend.

[Achilles2]

This guy dumps his girlfriend live on TV

It seriously is the greatest thing you'll ever see

At 12/24/08 08:16 AM, Basspro55 wrote: That was dumb of him to do seriously people do not know how lucky they are to find a girl that actually wants to stay with you.

She cheated on him when she gave her boss a blowjob. That guy deserves better, and so does everyone else. Fuck her if she wants to stay with him; she doesn't deserve to. Your standards would have to be low if you want to stay with a girl when you know you're just her friend with benefits.

[Lost-Chances]

At 12/24/08 10:06 AM, Achilles2 wrote: This guy dumps his girlfriend live on TV

Fake. It's part of an Australian comedy show.

Also, it's shit like this that makes me want to stomp on people. Granted, you're angry and you want to get your own back but it shouldn't turn into a comedy event. It should be you either working it out or getting your revenge on her. Not turning it into a fucking circus act.

[rewindmindE]

STFU...

[seaneatsmidgetclowns]

I appreciate all of the posts thus far, but this topic requires some orginal thought in either telling a break up story of your own, or just simply making up a funny ass way to spill the beans.

[RKthrilla]

my friend broke up with her girlfriend with a text that said, " I want to be single lol"

I thought that was great

[Lorkas]

"Sorry babe, but you know, bros before hoes!"

[Jonners]

At 12/24/08 08:25 AM, Basspro55 wrote:

some people have plenty of options.

Yeah but its not like they appreciate it as much as someone who is alone does.

Agreed, my friend recently started going out with one of my long time best friends. Then one day he just dumps her out of the blue, and my long time friend is completely hearbroken.

Shame on you all!

[Digital-Terror]

My friend did it over Xbox Live.

[1-2-3]

At 12/24/08 08:16 AM, Basspro55 wrote:

At 12/24/08 07:26 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: This one is hillarious and painfull for that girl.

Best dumping ever!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e0_11736 14039

That was dumb of him to do seriously people do not know how lucky they are to find a girl that actually wants to stay with you.

Its not that hard, once you break the ice and start dating the girl, she will usually cling to you like a lost puppy. That is, if you have any personality at all.

[I-shade]

i think a funny way to do is is go face to face and say

"i wanna break up, dont worry, its you, not me!"

lol!

[Twilight]

Breaking up shouldn't be "hilarious" it should be a painful moment because you are leaving someone you still have some feelings for them. This is why I hate when teenagers say "I love you" to their partners but then just walk around like "Yep, we just broke up. I wanted to ask ___ out now!". It's a pity what this generation has turned into.

[Rape-bot]

At 12/24/08 07:26 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: This one is hillarious and painfull for that girl.

Best dumping ever!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e0_11736 14039

They still say "tart" in England? That's such a 1920's thing to say in America!
That was hilariously cruel, though.