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2012 Update 2008-12-24 04:03:57 Reply

AH FUCK!

If National Geographic said it, it must be true.

Also, lol:

"You can sort of compare [the situation] to a gas stove," Raeder said.

"If you turn on the gas and you light it right away, nothing will happen-the gas stove will go on and there will be a flame.

"But if you turn on a gas stove and you don't do anything for a while and then you throw in a match, what will happen? It will say, Boom!"


I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.

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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 04:06:18 Reply

Are you saying we should ban smokers?


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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 04:08:22 Reply

At 12/24/08 04:06 AM, Tancrisism wrote: Are you saying we should ban smokers?

Yes Please!

But seriously, that kinda sucks... Well, it was nice knowing you Newgrounds.
*Kills Self*


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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 04:10:48 Reply

Just how do they propose we go about fixing this problem?


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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 04:12:42 Reply

It's really creepy that everything bad ever is supposed to happen in 2012.

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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 04:13:11 Reply

Well, looks like it's the end of the world. Again.

Time to stock up on canned goods and condoms.


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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 04:18:09 Reply

At 12/24/08 04:13 AM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote: Well, looks like it's the end of the world. Again.

Time to stock up on canned goods and condoms.

But I feel fine...


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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 04:30:35 Reply

Everythings 2012 these days. Can't SOMETHING be 2013?


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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 04:37:25 Reply

Our generation really inherited a bad deal!

Instead of the promise of financial success, that sense of entitlement was swept away through economic greed and environmental reckless indifference. Everyone born before 1970 had it so much better.


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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 04:55:19 Reply

At 12/24/08 04:10 AM, Sunglasses wrote: Just how do they propose we go about fixing this problem?

Well, if this is somehow related to the Mayan prophesy, I suggest we start sacrificing virgins.

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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 04:59:29 Reply

At 12/24/08 04:55 AM, AapoJoki wrote:
At 12/24/08 04:10 AM, Sunglasses wrote: Just how do they propose we go about fixing this problem?
Well, if this is somehow related to the Mayan prophesy, I suggest we start sacrificing virgins.

Oh fuck.

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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 05:04:39 Reply

I KNEW my fridge magnet collection would come in handy someday. Time to send this shit into space!

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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 05:08:21 Reply

At 12/24/08 04:10 AM, Sunglasses wrote: Just how do they propose we go about fixing this problem?

Thats just it they can't.
Ah well, i suppose i'd best say my goodbyes now Newgrounds seen as none of us will have electricity for years and years.
*sigh* what a shame....

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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 05:11:30 Reply

oh shit. well i was scared shitless about all the 2012 shit and the bible and the mayans then sorta just forgot, and now fucking national geographic steps in and is like "yah no electricity and stuff for like lonng time and storms and such" itll be like y2k just this time itll actually happen. fuck.

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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 05:20:44 Reply

So for eleven years any important data will have to be stored on computers, external hard drives and such that are TURNED OFF, and we'll be fine ourselves?

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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 05:25:25 Reply

We're all going to die down here.


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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 05:33:59 Reply

At 12/24/08 05:25 AM, Pepperfrog wrote: We're all going to die down here.

shame, i rather enjoyed being alive.

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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 05:40:15 Reply

At 12/24/08 05:04 AM, Rig wrote: I KNEW my fridge magnet collection would come in handy someday. Time to send this shit into space!

You're a genius, Rig!!! We'll use your fridge magnets to sustain and recharge the magnetic core, by placing them strategically over the cracks! If I'm ever going to meet you, I'll bake you a large muffin for this!

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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 05:45:54 Reply

If anything this is good and bad...

The GOOD side is that if we start losing power, small electricity bills and less power used means a greener enviroment :D

The BAD news is that we wont be able to post about how cool the storms are because we won't be able to power our computers or routers :(


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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 05:48:28 Reply

At 12/24/08 05:20 AM, Alfie wrote: So for eleven years any important data will have to be stored on computers, external hard drives and such that are TURNED OFF, and we'll be fine ourselves?

It doesn't matter, when the EMP pulses from the storm will start hitting us, they will fry and erase data on any electronic device, be it turned on or off. A while ago, some terrorists attempted to detonate several small EMP devices inside the World Trade Center complex. If the devices detonated, every byteof information about every person's and company's bank accounts, stock shares, debit cards would have been erased. We had a immense luck that day, antitero and bomb squads found all of the devices and disabled them; If they would have detonated, they would have sent U.S.A - and probably other countries too - into a total economic chaos.

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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 05:51:50 Reply

At 12/24/08 04:55 AM, AapoJoki wrote:
At 12/24/08 04:10 AM, Sunglasses wrote: Just how do they propose we go about fixing this problem?
Well, if this is somehow related to the Mayan prophesy, I suggest we start sacrificing virgins.

Wait, let's make plans.

We sacrifice the ugly virgins first.
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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 06:04:34 Reply

At 12/24/08 05:51 AM, DevilDog016 wrote:
We sacrifice the ugly virgins first.

aka DevilDog016

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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 06:19:46 Reply

O well?

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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 06:50:46 Reply

Ruh-roh!


"Sir, we are surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 06:55:29 Reply

People always said the world is gonna end on the year xxxx.
Fuck you guys, nothing happened, nothing is going to happen.


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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 07:11:32 Reply

Everyone's got it fucking wrong! The world ends when that retarded 2012 movie is released into theaters


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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 08:15:40 Reply

It's the end of the word.

Again.

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls.

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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 08:31:56 Reply

At 12/24/08 08:15 AM, flashplayer5 wrote: It's the end of the word.
Again.

It isn't the end of the world, it's the end of the human race, no animal species has lasted more than 2 million years.

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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 08:39:49 Reply

I'mma make like Indy and get myself a lead fridge.


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Response to 2012 Update 2008-12-24 08:46:48 Reply

Yay, we're all fucked, just in time for the olympics as well!

Joy!


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