jesus. why do schools publish these things anyway?
i remember my school's "newspaper". honestly, in 12 years of weekly editions of that pile of toilet paper, i can't recall a single thing published that anyone cared about, parents included. if it was worth putting in that paper, all the people that cared in the slightest would have told their parents/family about it by the time the paper got home.
in the end, me and my brother just decided to tell our mum that the school had stopped making them, so we didn't have to bother bringing the worthless things home anymore.
(that said, i don't remember anything as retarded as the OP's link, either).