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Does anybody else feel like "you have to plug it in to the tv" or "you have to pay for the internet" is going to become a new non-4chan meme?

Just saying.

I use to be part of the school newspaper in my school, but I don't make news. I make comic strips.

I lol'd so hard.

At 1/4/09 09:18 PM, Calcos wrote: Or she will leave high school and realize that life isn't all sunshine and lollipops and rainbows, and will become an hero in the best way possible.

Actually, the latter choice would be funnier, because we have a picture to prove her spoiled bitchiness.

You know, when I think about it, I thought that the level of shallowness that girl displays only existed in movies which satire that very attitude. And you know what else? I feel she makes Mr.You-Have-To-Plug-It-Into-The-TV look like Stephen Hawkings.

Whoa whoa whoa... Whoa, whoa, whoa......
School newspapers are not that bad. I'm the game reviewer and an opinion writer too. A lot of people like my articles. Anyway They're just kids. I've learned a fuckload of writing skills from the school newspapers.

i used my HS newspaper as cheap rolling paper when i was broke

Dildo
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Pros
You can cum without someone else

Cons
You have to put it into your twat and you have to charge the Battery's

What silly people.

PS3:
Pro: It's new and you can play good games. -- There are new games and good games on every console.
Con: You have to plug it in the TV. -- Is that supposed to be a con? How can it connect otherwise.

Wii:
Pro: You can play long adventure games. -- Seriously... You also 'can' play long adventure games on everything else.
Con: It takes Battery's and needs a charger for the battery's. -- Whats a battery's?

Xbox 360:
Pro: You can play Guitar Hero 3 and Halo 3 on it. -- Halo 3 is old. Guitar Hero 3 is on every major console.
Con: You have to buy a Guitar to play Guitar Hero. -- No, it's free. Of coarse you have to pay.
Con: You have to plug it into the TV. -- I'm not saying anything about this.

DS:
Pro: It's portable and comes with it's own charger. -- Fair enough.
Con: You can lose the stylus for it. -- No, it's actually impossible to lose. Well of coarse you 'CAN' lose it.
Con: You have to charge it after a while. -- Well it's not going to get power from nothing is it?

GameCube: -- This console is not for sale anymore. Only pre-owned.
Pro: You can play four players. -- Same with Xbox 360. But you haven't mentioned that. Someone's a fanboy.
Pro: It is small. -- That's going to convince me to buy it.
Con: The discs are small so you might lose them. -- So it is impossible to lose a larger disc that is 4cm larger.

Computer:
Pro: You can play on the internet. -- You can play Xbox on internet, You can play DS on internet, You can play PSP on internet, You can play Wii on internet, You can play PS3 on internet, You can play PS2 on internet. Please correct me if any of those are wrong. I'm pretty sure that's correct.

Con: You have to pay do get on the internet. -- Who does not have internet? Is internet the only thing you use a computer for? You also have to pay to buy a console and games.

PSP:
Pro: it's portable and comes with it's own charger. -- Fair enough again.
Con: It's expensive. -- All other consoles are expensive and if not more expensive.
Con: You have to charge it once in a while. -- As I said, nothing can get power from nothing.

They probably think they are experts and do like 5 seconds research on everything.

"Big ones and small ones"

Since when is there a big and small PS2?

At 12/24/08 01:37 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: School newspapers are always shit.

Always.

Allllwwaays.

Yes, but this really takes it to a new level. I feel like this was written and edited by a third grader.

At 12/24/08 01:48 AM, spite-skater wrote: You have to plug it into the tv??
whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

SHIT! I've been doing it wrong for so looooong

Welcome to the school of idiots...

What type of brain dead fucktard picks the wii?

PS-Triple

you dont have to plug the wii into the tv apparently

At 12/24/08 01:37 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: School newspapers are always shit.

Always.

Allllwwaays.

Yeah they are really stupid. But sometimes ours is funny. It had an article about why stealing is good. That was pretty cool.

I'm about to die... though I'm not sure how, laughing or of shame?

zomg
plugging it into a TV?!?!
TALK ABOUT INCONVIENENCE.

PS3

it's new, you can play games

price, cannot play 4 players (when games support up to 7), it plugs in to the tv

FAIL, OH GOD FAIL

Hey, when I get home I might play some good old GUTTER Hero III... Oh that's right, nevermind because YOU HAVE TO PLUG IT INTO THE TV!

When I was like 3 and I had an old nintendo console I had difficulty plugging it into the TV.. Until my parents showed me how.

Cameron, sadly still doesn't understand.

At 1/4/09 08:52 PM, Shawtey wrote: sigh

Oh mein Gott.
Can you say redundant and stupid?
*facepalm*

At 12/24/08 01:34 AM, DarkRedFlame wrote: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/3508/848 19_1230099527046.jpg

Is that a photoshop? Or at least a fake? Please tell me it is, my faith in our system is failing.

Woah. How old are the kids that wrote this? I can't remember EVER being this stupid.

...Everything about that article has made me convulse in disgust and horror...

It's Idiocracy, I tells ya! It's gonna happen!

There needs to be some "darwinism" done at that school...pronto..

I was just thinking about buying a ps3, until I read this, it's a good thing I did, I don't want to have to plug it into the tv and a big FUCK YOU to everybody making fun of it.

At 1/4/09 08:52 PM, Shawtey wrote: sigh

Why do I hate her all of a sudden?

At 12/24/08 01:48 AM, towelie101 wrote:

At 12/24/08 01:43 AM, InnerChild548 wrote: Your school is full of morons.

It's not from his school, idea. Besides, OP lives in New Jersey, whereas Cameron (writer of the article) is from Austrailia.

What a disgrace to the awesomeness of this nation..

Hilarous article, by the way. 'battery's,' 'plug it in the TV,' et cetera.

But yes, funny as shit.

The con for PC was that you had to pay for the internet? That guy was just making up reasons why the Wii was the best console.

Are they really expecting magical wireless things that you never have charge?

Ungreatful Retards...

At 12/24/08 10:53 AM, andythehedgehog wrote: You have to plug it into the TV? What the fuck,that's new!

So that's why my Xbox wasn't working!