Forum Topic: what u gonna ask santa for crismas?

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DoorknobStudios

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Posted at: 12/23/08 11:14 PM

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im gonna ask for a poney a sled and a nintendo wi!!!!!!!!!


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Atgod88

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Posted at: 12/23/08 11:15 PM

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I am going to ask for a shotgun and your address.

For my next trick, I will need a condom and a volunteer.

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i'm going to ask for a hairy nude man chained in my basement

Neil Armstrong was a gay buttfucking crocodile.

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omg i want a pony 2!!!!!!!


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MrDark01234

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For some reason, the only words I can come up with now are "suspension of disbelief".


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Fuzzybob

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i wuld like 2 have a defnote 2 kill my parenz :/


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REPTILICUS

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I'm going to ask for a blowjob from a howler monkey

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At 12/23/08 11:15 PM, Height wrote: omg i want a pony 2!!!!!!!

bac of bich ur steelin my ideas!!! i askd 4 a pony ferst!!!!!!!!!!


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Fishdert

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At 12/23/08 11:15 PM, Piclownjews wrote: i'm going to ask for a hairy nude man chained in my basement

That's what she said.

I wish common sense was more common.


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Saint-Pig

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TANKMEN action figure from the newgrounds store

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Wiiporter

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i wunt 2 git a mayrioh dawl

you are probably not funny


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At 12/23/08 11:16 PM, Width wrote:
At 12/23/08 11:15 PM, Height wrote: omg i want a pony 2!!!!!!!
bac of bich ur steelin my ideas!!! i askd 4 a pony ferst!!!!!!!!!!

fuc U boaff i asek 4 2 ponys!!!!!!!


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Samen

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At 12/23/08 11:16 PM, REPTILICUS wrote: I'm going to ask for a blowjob from a howler monkey

Ouchers, they have sharp teeth, you know.


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SmallWashu

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im gonna wish for tom fulp to rub my swollen vulva with a gold newgrounds whistle

i <3 kawaii bishi anime

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AlxEllis

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i asked santa for a terorrist look > http://alxellis.newgrounds.com/news/post /242881

"He who does not punish evil commands it to be done" - Leonardo Da Vinci

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At 12/23/08 11:16 PM, Length wrote:
At 12/23/08 11:16 PM, Width wrote:
At 12/23/08 11:15 PM, Height wrote: omg i want a pony 2!!!!!!!
bac of bich ur steelin my ideas!!! i askd 4 a pony ferst!!!!!!!!!!
fuc U boaff i asek 4 2 ponys!!!!!!!

wtf noobe U beta share!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Somali

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Posted at: 12/23/08 11:18 PM

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I would like to have a "PS2", that way I could play "Tekken", the one with the little "Dinosaur". That was pretty cool.


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At 12/23/08 11:17 PM, Height wrote:
At 12/23/08 11:16 PM, Length wrote:
At 12/23/08 11:16 PM, Width wrote:
At 12/23/08 11:15 PM, Height wrote: omg i want a pony 2!!!!!!!
bac of bich ur steelin my ideas!!! i askd 4 a pony ferst!!!!!!!!!!
fuc U boaff i asek 4 2 ponys!!!!!!!
wtf noobe U beta share!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont shar wit him hes a meenie hed poopy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! giv me pony !!!!!!!!!


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musk-mcrat

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At 12/23/08 11:14 PM, DoorknobStudios wrote: im gonna ask for a poney a sled and a nintendo wi!!!!!!!!!

theres no such thing as santa claus noobert!!!

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Posted at: 12/23/08 11:19 PM

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At 12/23/08 11:18 PM, Width wrote:
At 12/23/08 11:17 PM, Height wrote: wtf noobe U beta share!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont shar wit him hes a meenie hed poopy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! giv me pony !!!!!!!!!

fuc U m not shareing u greedey popy pantse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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gwammah

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Posted at: 12/23/08 11:20 PM

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i'm going to wish for as many ovens as I can

hint: its for jews

fatty fatty fatso fat-fat-fat
tubby tubby tub-o-lard
fat-fat-fat!

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WhiteAfrican

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Posted at: 12/23/08 11:21 PM

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At 12/23/08 11:20 PM, gwammah wrote:

hint: its for jews

WOW.

Despite being so bad, this was hilarious.

PMs are Ultra cool.
Fuck you, I'm Thor.
fuck the system

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C1ph3r

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Posted at: 12/23/08 11:28 PM

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You still believe in Santa? Shame on you. Now go suck on a pedo's chode.


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