My friends and I go in there to fuck around with people. One of them is the most grindcore looking fucks on the planet. Long side parted hair, guages, a BOO shirt, tight black jeans, those Vans slip ons, etc. So he went in and asked for a job application. They gave it to him but the look on their faces was priceless.
Also apparently 'Abercrombie' and 'Abercrombie and Fitch' are 2 different stores, but they are the exact same fuckin thing. And sit right across from each other in the local mall. The best part is the posters of dudes in the doorway. One had this shirtless guy and the look on his face totally said "You wanna put that where?" and my friend turns to the other store with a guy with a determined kind of sadistic look and he goes, "Oh, you know where." We laft for a half hour at that.
Then there was me pretending to slap this chicks ass while she was locking up and not paying attention.
Now that I think about it, we actually use abercrombie as entertainment.