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$200 for a jacket
$70 for jeans with holes in them

I go in for the lounge, homoerotic posters, and techno music. It adds class to the store, and I feel it gives me character to be exposed to the gay elements of life.

FOR THOSE WHO SHOP AT A&F:

Fuck you.

I just like the scenery is all...

Paying that much for clothes doesn't make you a tool or anything.....

I couldn't even finish typing that with a straight face.

I never got why people pay for ripped jeans.

Just rip 'em yourself.

Seriously, I saw a guy in my class with holes in his jeans, I could see his whole knee. I asked him how he got the holes, and he said he just bought them yesterday.

Then I raped him, LAWL.

Hey, if people want to be stupid enough to waste their cash on shit that cost less than a dollar to make, they can go right ahead.
But I will personally skullfuck anyone that thinks buying expensive clothes makes them better.

Some of the shirts are alright.. but I can't afford them haha

haha i went to an was walking by and abercrombie and fitch and the sing said afercrombie and bitch

At 12/23/08 11:02 PM, selena18 wrote: Some of the shirts are alright.. but I can't afford them haha

I'll agree that some of the clothing is nice, but I could find something of equal quality for a fifth the price at many other stores. I'm sure Good Will would even have snazzy clothing for $10 if you looked hard enough.

The only ripped jeans should be ones that you've had for years on end. They should have been beaten up, dragged through mud, and weathered by rain and snow. Not bought ripped by the factory.

I wear ambercrombie. They are all hand-me-downs from rich friends. Every christmas my grand parents get me two shirts.
am I an asshole?

At 12/23/08 11:10 PM, PsycoticDemon wrote: I wear ambercrombie. They are all hand-me-downs from rich friends. Every christmas my grand parents get me two shirts.
am I an asshole?

You didn't pay for the clothing, so no. In fact, you're a good man for receiving the hand-me-downs, and your rich friends are... all right for giving them to you instead of throwing them out. At least they aren't wasteful.

At 12/23/08 11:10 PM, PsycoticDemon wrote: I wear ambercrombie. They are all hand-me-downs from rich friends. Every christmas my grand parents get me two shirts.
am I an asshole?

No, your friends and grandparents are assholes

Kill them all.

But really, it's a brand. Albeit a ridonculously overpriced brand for rich kids, but if you don't like it, don't buy it.

I went in there once. It was smelly, dark, and played bad music.

I was scared.

At 12/23/08 11:08 PM, Toukeman wrote: The only ripped jeans should be ones that you've had for years on end. They should have been beaten up, dragged through mud, and weathered by rain and snow. Not bought ripped by the factory.

Agreed. The only jeans I own that are ripped are the ones that I wear to work on a regular basis.

At 12/23/08 11:13 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I went in there once. It was smelly, dark, and played bad music.

I was scared.

That's Hot-Topic, you goof.

i cant resist but paste this in any abercrombie thread... its part of the reason i couldnt buy from abercommie im sorry plzdntban.

That picture gave me boner.

all there models are fucking small as shit, it's not even funny.

At 12/23/08 11:16 PM, Aliensandwich wrote:

At 12/23/08 11:13 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I went in there once. It was smelly, dark, and played bad music.

I was scared.

That's Hot-Topic, you goof.

Nah, it's Hollister.

At 12/23/08 11:17 PM, Luis wrote: i cant resist but paste this in any abercrombie thread... its part of the reason i couldnt buy from abercommie im sorry plzdntban.

Why did that vile picture have to exist? What is that, "secret A&F homoerotic photos" that they never show anyone that you found on Google? That's just going too far.

And to think I thought it looked normal, until I looked near the bottom. That was gross and corrupting... :(

No, your friends and grandparents are assholes

Kill them all.

But really, it's a brand. Albeit a ridonculously overpriced brand for rich kids, but if you don't like it, don't buy it.

My friends donate and hold charity events. Their father also owns his own company that donates 10% of their funds to charity.
My grandparents are the nicest people I know.

So, assholes?
Stop stereotyping because of clothes.

A&F's top export is douchebags
get it right

At 12/23/08 11:25 PM, PsycoticDemon wrote:

My friends donate and hold charity events. Their father also owns his own company that donates 10% of their funds to charity.
My grandparents are the nicest people I know.

So, assholes?
Stop stereotyping because of clothes.

You fail at detecting humor, good sir.

You see, you asked, and this is the internet, NG specifically, so I was bound by internet code to provide a satirical and possibly insulting answer. You have overreacted.

Dickbag.

I went in there one time.
Never again.

There was a picture of a guy's upper half, and he wasn't wearing a shirt. Can someone explain this logic to me? IT'S A FUCKING CLOTHING STORE.

At 12/23/08 11:21 PM, Fishdert wrote:

Why did that vile picture have to exist? What is that, "secret A&F homoerotic photos" that they never show anyone that you found on Google? That's just going too far.

And to think I thought it looked normal, until I looked near the bottom. That was gross and corrupting... :(

Why are you image googling A&F semi-nude dude posters?

BTW how can you all shop there without being lightheaded... ive never actually been inside.. but just walking by it.. you get these noxious fumes of douchebag cologne... like my eyes water and my nostrils scream.

At 12/23/08 11:57 PM, Luis wrote: BTW how can you all shop there without being lightheaded... ive never actually been inside.. but just walking by it.. you get these noxious fumes of douchebag cologne... like my eyes water and my nostrils scream.

This seems like my kind of night...

First I get the Santa thread that reminds me of my stand-up act and now this thread reminds me of another bit I do.

At 12/23/08 11:57 PM, Luis wrote: BTW how can you all shop there without being lightheaded... ive never actually been inside.. but just walking by it.. you get these noxious fumes of douchebag cologne... like my eyes water and my nostrils scream.

Oh trust me, it ain't as bad as Yankee Candle.
At least Yankee Candle doesn't play shite music.

I made the mistake of entering an Abercrombie & Fitch store. Never before had I fielded more looks of disgust, shock, and contempt. I've learned my lesson: Never again while I sully that den of over-priced hipster garb with my over-weight homliness.

American Eagle, an A & F counterpart/competitor hates black people.