well imagine for a sec that he was actually real, and all the presents in the world really did fit in his sack and all the rest of it. People get all kinds of stuff for christmas, even cars and it wouldnt suprise me if someone got a house, so, if given the chance, would you mug santa and steal all of his presents, even though you'd have actually robbed nearly everyone on the planet by doing so?
Kind of hard considering he RIDES IN A FLYING SLEIGH.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.
if i met the real santa then i would also kinda be convinced that there is ahell.... so i would not mug him... Plus if he has all that shit organized and is an iommortal being ... would you really wanna fuck with him??
If he can harness the ability to make a bag with an unlimited amount of space, I probably would not try to mug him. He'd be carrying some serious wtf-firepower.
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At 12/23/08 05:43 PM, megakill wrote: well imagine for a sec that he was actually real.
Santa isent real!!??
No, NAUGHTY LIST FOR LIFE! That would be horrible!
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id put sleeping pills in my cookies so i take everything when he eats them
Yeah! I'd pull out my RPG and shoot that thing out of the sky.
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At 12/23/08 06:48 PM, C-Doodlez-Man wrote: Yeah! I'd pull out my RPG and shoot that thing out of the sky.
Yeah, that's great. But what would happen to the presents?
What a shame, Mister Jensen.
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At 12/23/08 05:44 PM, N1N-JA wrote: Kind of hard considering he RIDES IN A FLYING SLEIGH.
That's what high powered rifles are for.
At 12/23/08 05:44 PM, N1N-JA wrote: Kind of hard considering he RIDES IN A FLYING SLEIGH.
when he would come down the chimney, thats when u get him
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Impossible, the man has been hardened after hundreds of years of toy making and the annual flying-around-the-world-in-one-night bit, so, he's pretty much bulletproof, fireproof, bombproof, unmuggable and impervious to all attempted damage. He carries Christmas Mace.
At 12/23/08 05:44 PM, N1N-JA wrote: Kind of hard considering he RIDES IN A FLYING SLEIGH.
sleighs don't fly asshole
Man I would put a bear trap in that fireplace, put a rope on his ankle and follow him all the way home to the place where the magic happens. Never mind robbing ONE christmas. Steal EVERY christmas after it.
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