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Posted at: 12/23/08 05:43 PM
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well imagine for a sec that he was actually real, and all the presents in the world really did fit in his sack and all the rest of it. People get all kinds of stuff for christmas, even cars and it wouldnt suprise me if someone got a house, so, if given the chance, would you mug santa and steal all of his presents, even though you'd have actually robbed nearly everyone on the planet by doing so?
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Posted at: 12/23/08 05:44 PM
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Kind of hard considering he RIDES IN A FLYING SLEIGH.
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i would snipe his ass
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if i met the real santa then i would also kinda be convinced that there is ahell.... so i would not mug him... Plus if he has all that shit organized and is an iommortal being ... would you really wanna fuck with him??
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If he can harness the ability to make a bag with an unlimited amount of space, I probably would not try to mug him. He'd be carrying some serious wtf-firepower.
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Posted at: 12/23/08 05:46 PM
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I'd steal his sleigh.
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Posted at: 12/23/08 06:27 PM
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At 12/23/08 05:43 PM, megakill wrote: well imagine for a sec that he was actually real.
Santa isent real!!??
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Posted at: 12/23/08 06:28 PM
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Posted at: 12/23/08 06:32 PM
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id put sleeping pills in my cookies so i take everything when he eats them
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Posted at: 12/23/08 06:48 PM
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Yeah! I'd pull out my RPG and shoot that thing out of the sky.
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Posted at: 12/23/08 07:21 PM
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At 12/23/08 06:48 PM, C-Doodlez-Man wrote: Yeah! I'd pull out my RPG and shoot that thing out of the sky.
Yeah, that's great. But what would happen to the presents?
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Posted at: 12/23/08 07:37 PM
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At 12/23/08 05:44 PM, N1N-JA wrote: Kind of hard considering he RIDES IN A FLYING SLEIGH.
That's what high powered rifles are for.
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Posted at: 12/23/08 07:39 PM
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when he would come down the chimney, thats when u get him
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Posted at: 12/23/08 07:42 PM
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Impossible, the man has been hardened after hundreds of years of toy making and the annual flying-around-the-world-in-one-night bit, so, he's pretty much bulletproof, fireproof, bombproof, unmuggable and impervious to all attempted damage. He carries Christmas Mace.
Posted at: 12/23/08 07:45 PM
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sleighs don't fly asshole
Posted at: 12/23/08 07:51 PM
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Man I would put a bear trap in that fireplace, put a rope on his ankle and follow him all the way home to the place where the magic happens. Never mind robbing ONE christmas. Steal EVERY christmas after it.
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