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At 12/21/08 09:16 AM, fish1892 wrote: He was also born around 4 BC too. So, in theory, this is 2012.

Oh god and today is December 21! Holy Crap! were all gonna die!
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At 12/21/08 01:23 PM, kingofbuttons wrote:
At 12/21/08 01:20 PM, IammeoramI wrote: Dose that mean we can make Christmas last even longer!
that makes no sense please feel free to explain ur answer

Well if we tell two friends to send two letters to two people they know than we will have two times the number of the two people we had send two letters to two people that they know! Than if enough of those two people that hopefully sent two letters know, than besides us two to know about this, than we will have two times the Christmas along with two times the amount of the normal two things that we get!


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It's a fact that Jesus was born in Spring, So why do Christians still celebrate Christmas?


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I think it's pronounced 'Heezuus" guys.

Anyways, I don't think it would matter too much, even if it was brought to everyone's attention, considering how secularized Christmas is nowadays. But hey, I don't care, I get free stuff.

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At 12/21/08 01:30 PM, Truth wrote: It's a fact that Jesus was born in Spring, So why do Christians still celebrate Christmas?

It's probably because the December version is more popular, or you can read my earlier post.

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At 12/21/08 10:31 AM, Ericho wrote:
At 12/21/08 09:45 AM, Matt2k8 wrote:
So, yes everyone! Santa is real! But he's dead.

I was gonna post that! I told everyone i was right!


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At 12/21/08 10:59 AM, Achilles2 wrote:
At 12/21/08 09:08 AM, NG-NoName wrote: Myth busted!
Oh look, I can photoshop the "Busted" logo from mythbusters over the Bible. That must mean that God is a myth then, or else how could I have done it?

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It's just a joke and one that doesn't constitute him being a retard.

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Did you know Jesus is a fictional character?

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At 12/21/08 01:19 PM, ACroyale wrote: On the 25th of December, Bruce Lee called Jesus and wished him a Happy Birthday. The reality, however, is that it wasn't his birthday. Jesus was too scared to correct Bruce Lee, so December 25th is known as Christmas: the birthday of Christ.

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I was born in june.

This is awesome.

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At 12/21/08 09:19 AM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: I don't believe in Jesus. I'm an atheist

Atheism is over rated, be a satanist.


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the reason we celebrate jesus's birth in december is because the chruch move it their so pegans would have an easier time converting to christianity.

thats also why all of our week days are named after mythological gods.

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At 12/21/08 09:19 AM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: I don't believe in Jesus. I'm an atheist

Then bothering posting in here is so useful!

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At 12/21/08 09:19 AM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: I don't believe in Jesus. I'm an atheist

You and the rest of the fucking retarded internet basement dwellers.

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I demand proof goddamnit!

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At 12/21/08 01:15 PM, Jonny879 wrote: this thread is filled with balsphme and non believers. *facepalm* may god have mercy on your souls

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At 12/21/08 01:47 PM, RiuTenshin wrote:
At 12/21/08 01:19 PM, ACroyale wrote: On the 25th of December, Bruce Lee called Jesus and wished him a Happy Birthday. The reality, however, is that it wasn't his birthday. Jesus was too scared to correct Bruce Lee, so December 25th is known as Christmas: the birthday of Christ.
I fixed it for you

That's more effective, but there's one critical flaw: Bruce Lee is dead.

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At 12/21/08 09:08 AM, NG-NoName wrote: Myth busted!

Cute... find a thread that has anything to do with christianity or another religion and you just HAVE to tell everybody how you feel...


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At 12/21/08 01:30 PM, Truth wrote: It's a fact that Jesus was born in Spring, So why do Christians still celebrate Christmas?

Because nobody knows the exact date, so there's no point changing something that's been around for hundreds of years, just to be slightly less wrong.

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At 12/21/08 01:46 PM, Sabotage wrote: Did you know Jesus is a fictional character?

I'm fairly certain it's historic fact that he existed. Albert Einstein, when asked if he believed in Jesus as an historical figure (but not a divine one), said "Absolutely". And he wasn't a Christian. That's all I need.

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I've been told that Jesus wasn't born in december 25. But I don't think he was born in June. There's actually no proof.


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Christmas is just the celebration of Jesus's birth, not his actual birthday.

The church knows this and always have... they where the ones that moved Christmas to coincide with some pagan holiday that was already in existance.

It's not a hidden conspiracy... and it doesn't prove the non-existance of either Jesus or God. It's just a day chosen to celebrate an event. Think of it like Earth Day, except more important.

Earth wasn't born on Earth Day, it's just the day we've choosen to celebrate it.

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I heard it was August.

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At 12/21/08 01:47 PM, RiuTenshin wrote:
At 12/21/08 01:19 PM, ACroyale wrote: On the 25th of December, Bruce Lee called Jesus and wished him a Happy Birthday. The reality, however, is that it wasn't his birthday. Jesus was too scared to correct Bruce Lee, so December 25th is known as Christmas: the birthday of Christ.
I fixed it for you

Chuck Norris>Bruce Lee.

And Jesus, as most other people have stated, was probably born in the Spring. And there are too many stupid people that would object to changing it.

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Sup.

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At 12/21/08 09:06 AM, Show-R-Studios wrote: That kinda ruins the Christmas thing for me

I don't think he was ever even born.

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Well I always knew the Jesus wasn't born in December but his birthdate probably wasn't in June either, probably during September or October. Look it up if you don't believe me.

does it really matter anyway?

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All you can really say is that Jesus of Nazareth was a figure in the 1st Century who was crucified under the Procurator of Judea, most likely for sedition. There's no way you can pinpoint Jesus' birth month.

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yeah
the star showed up in june
so
i dont belive it still

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