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At 12/20/08 08:30 PM, CMon5 wrote: They're considerably bigger than mosquito bites, so yes, try again :P

Alright, plan 2... Werewolves.

That's right, I said werewolves, dwindling in numbers, they've decided they need new recruits. The only problem is that they can only transfer their abilities through bites, which tend to leave the victims in a rather, "unlively" state (hehe, pun). In order to keep their victims life expectancy at a maximum, they've recruited the help of the Nazi Remnant Party (NRP) to develop a new technology that can transfer their disease without severely maiming their victim. These werewolf women of the SS then developed the latest in oral technology, a scratchy pad that clings to your tongue. The werewolves danced in glee at the news. Arming their NRP Scratchy-Tongues, they spread to every corner of the globe, sneaking into people's houses as they sleep. One of them, unfortunately, made it into your room, licking your hand as you slept (you probably mistook it for a wet dream).

I'm sorry to say, but I fear you only have a few more nights left until full moon.

maybe you have parasites? seems to be the case cause of the scars

This is From my Surgery a few months ago I had Infected Abcess Armpits for a whole year since last Xmas and here they are for more information check out
http://www.umm.edu/ency/article/003099.h tm

At 12/20/08 08:44 PM, nuclearmoose919 wrote:

At 12/20/08 08:30 PM, CMon5 wrote: They're considerably bigger than mosquito bites, so yes, try again :P

Alright, plan 2... Werewolves.

Thats more believable then mini sucide bombers.

At 12/20/08 08:54 PM, madnessfan01 wrote:

At 12/20/08 08:44 PM, nuclearmoose919 wrote:

At 12/20/08 08:30 PM, CMon5 wrote: They're considerably bigger than mosquito bites, so yes, try again :P

Alright, plan 2... Werewolves.

Thats more believable then mini sucide bombers.

Is that sarcasm, or are you being serious?

At 12/20/08 07:50 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: You want to know how I got these scars?

Sucking on a cheese grinder.

Question, where you at any point fisting a chick with herpes?

At 12/20/08 10:04 PM, pinkfuzzyman wrote: Question, where you at any point fisting a chick with herpes?

Um, no.

Also, for the werewolf thing...I have been feeling somewhat hungry for meat lately. (That could be a pun, take it as you will, ka-ching.)