fat people and electric carts

[SolidShrimp]

so today at i'm at walmart with my grandpa, who just had surgery on his hip. he manages to get into the store by using his cane but obviously can't carry groceries around. we look for those electric carts but the only two they have are occupied by like 400 pound walruses. for christs sake, being a fatass does not give yo ua right to use the carts at walmart! GO TO THE FUCKING GYM!

[nuclearmoose919]

That's almost as bad as when I see a fat person granted a handicapped spot?!?!?!

Their spot should be at the complete opposite end of the parking lot!!!

[GodsBitch]

America sounds like a lovely place.

I remember when I went to Disney World, Florida. None of the people on the electric carts were disabled or anything, they were just as you describe them, "walruses".

It sickened me.

[EpicFail]

Yeah, my fat fuck step dad took a wheel chair around the wax museum in Victoria, BC, Canada.
What a fucking prick.

[SloppyMoe606]

So what your saying is like the equivalent of "Being handicapped does not give you the right to use a cane meant for blind people!"

[SolidShrimp]

hahaha fatasses invade disney land electric carts..... the best part is when they look for the cure to their immense fatness through pills.... ITS CALLED A TREADMILL

[Sensationalism]

I always wanted to use one of those for the hell of it, but now I think I'd feel bad about it.

The last thing fat people need is to NOT walk around the store, especially when they are buying more food to stuff their faces with.

[Krbyfan1]

SomethingAwful refers to these walruses as Hambeasts, and they are everywhere in their nice little electric carts, putting strain on their poor little motors.

[narudude1996]

instead of electric carts, they should get metal braces on their legs that make it more of an excercise to walk

[SolidShrimp]

At 12/20/08 06:12 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: SomethingAwful refers to these walruses as Hambeasts, and they are everywhere in their nice little electric carts, putting strain on their poor little motors.

hahaha! i bet the motor under those hoods could power a freight train!

[sirtom93]

Or... just do the shopping for him.

[CW555]

i know what you mean man, and worst of all they take up the whole damn sidewalks, so you gotta move when they come!

[sirtom93]

At 12/20/08 06:18 PM, CW555 wrote: i know what you mean man, and worst of all they take up the whole damn sidewalks, so you gotta move when they come!

Because you regularly leave the house.

[Proottalfain]

At 12/20/08 06:07 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: So what your saying is like the equivalent of "Being handicapped does not give you the right to use a cane meant for blind people!"

The blind won't be able to see if you take his cane away.
The handicapped will only hurt (and maybe damage) his articulations/whatever more.
The fat will have a hard time walking all across the Wal-Mart, but it'll help him.

[SolidShrimp]

The blind won't be able to see if you take his cane away.
The handicapped will only hurt (and maybe damage) his articulations/whatever more.
The fat will have a hard time walking all across the Wal-Mart, but it'll help him.

i didnt understand this at all

[PinballWizard976]

Ah, it's good to be underweight.

:)

[Proottalfain]

At 12/20/08 06:25 PM, SolidShrimp wrote:

The blind won't be able to see if you take his cane away.
The handicapped will only hurt (and maybe damage) his articulations/whatever more.
The fat will have a hard time walking all across the Wal-Mart, but it'll help him.

i didnt understand this at all

I'll summarize it: take an handicapped person's tool away and it won't help him be less handicapped.
Take a fat guy's electric car away and it will only help him burn fat.

[SolidShrimp]

yeah, well spoken. fat people in their electric carts makes me want to push them out of it and force them to walk back to their car.

[IammeoramI]

At 12/20/08 06:03 PM, SolidShrimp wrote: so today at i'm at walmart with my grandpa, who just had surgery on his hip. he manages to get into the store by using his cane but obviously can't carry groceries around. we look for those electric carts but the only two they have are occupied by like 400 pound walruses. for christs sake, being a fatass does not give yo ua right to use the carts at walmart! GO TO THE FUCKING GYM!

Makes me want to gain a four hundred pounds.

not really

Why in the hell did you not ask for assistance than?

[MrNiceGuy]

I hat it when fat people takes those electric carts from the store. Also, I have a personal hate torwards it because my mom's handicapped (she has spinal biffida, which makes it where she can't move her legs from the knee down) and whenever she wants to go into the store, there's never any carts left, and all I see is fatasses, who decided to eat 15 times a day as a child, and then expects everyone to think they're handicapped, on all the carts.

[sean5892]

This is true. Just kick them off and see if they can get back up. They might lose a pound or two trying to do so.

[EvilJesus]

Don't you guys do beatings any more?
JESUS!

[EternalRabbit]

At 12/20/08 06:18 PM, CW555 wrote: i know what you mean man, and worst of all they take up the whole damn sidewalks, so you gotta move when they come!

forget the sidewalks, try meeting them coming down the hallway at you..

[Kyuumi]

Stupid fatty McFatFats...

[krazykangaroo]

lol those carts are so much fun tho, a few weeks ago i rode one and seriously we are missing out! Racing against fatasses always produces hilarity

[City-Rail]

OK so my friend works at a Target and i always get my old crutches out along with my splint cloth and i get my friend to ask the fatties to get off the carts. That is so fun because when the fat people geet up htey almost fall down. Everyone is like.... it is not their fault BUT IT IS! I mean didn't the 500 pound people just think one day .... Hmmmm i am 250 pounds, maybe i should go to the gym!

[DaveMan-CI]

Those whales should buy their own fat-mobiles.

[JaY11]

Jesus christ. They should be fucking exercising, not using carts to get around.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

How can anyone BE that fat?

[thatoneguyfromDD]

Fat people just really need to be killed sometimes. "I'm fat, I get to use a wheelchair because my bones all break when I stand up."