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When I was 6 and snuck into my mom's room where she was labeling presents.

12 years old.

i found out he was fake when i found out the tooth fairy was fake.i was 10 and woke up to my mums hand under my pillow trying to grab my tooth...

Santa Is Not Real. Duh.
Santa never was.
I never believed in him.
Only when I was like 8 or shit.

I think the lie was never focused on too much so it was pretty evident he wasn't real from an early age.

5, when i over heard my parents talking about how expensive my gift was, lol... I asked for a Nintendo.

I never believed that Santa was real. My parents didn't make up all that shit, probably because I'm Buddhist, or because they didn't know either.

Around 7 or 8, when I found all the presents in my parents closet.

My mom notified me of Santa when I was 4. I believed it for the day, and maybe a bit of the next day. Though later, I completely forgot about him for a whole entire year. The next Christmas when I was 5, I remembered Santa, but then knew that it was clearly impossible for a fat man riding on flying animals to deliver a large ass bag full of toys around to kids.

At 12/20/08 01:31 PM, Yamor wrote:

At 12/20/08 01:24 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:

Like the fact that reindeer do not fly, or that Santa should have been long dead by now.

that and how i didnt have a chimney in an apatment and he had the alarm system on....

I always knew santa isnt real.

You lie! Santa is real! He is!

*Runs away and cries*

when i was nine my friend told me, then i asked my mom and she said he really doesn't exist

she said if nobody ever told me he wasnt real, she was never going to tell me, though it would be kinda weird to be 21 and still believe in Santa

I said this in another post but I'll say it again:

When I was around 8 or so, I wanted to see Santa, so around 1 in the morning, I hopped down the stairs and found my mom wrapping all the presents.... Kinda ruined both the surprise of seeing what you got for Christmas AND Santa at once lol

At 12/20/08 12:53 PM, Zerok wrote: The real question here should be how old were you when you rediscovered he is, in fact, real?

Right now :O

i have never trusted guys who let small children sit on their laps and gives them presents something about that is somewhat disturbing.

Despite celebrating Christmas I believed in the Hanukah fairy until I was 5.

I was never told or shown that Santa is not real, but I indirectly discovered this when I was about eight or nine years old and I tried to hide from getting a haircut from my mother (the only justification I can think of for this is that was about eight years old.) and decided to chill under her bed. I found a bunch of candy that was addressed "From: The Easter Bunny" under the bed. A little part of me felt triumphant that I finally proved it, but I was also crushed at the same time.

It turned out that my mom forgot about the haircut that day anyway...

I figured it out when i was eight. My mom told me when i was twelve.

Lol.

I was maybe 6 when my mom told me, and 7 when I found out that he was, in fact, real.

I was in school in 5th grade, my teacher was extremely cranky and one day, the day before Xmas vacations she told us:

Teacher: Do you think that fat guy delivers your presents kids?

Us: OF COURSE! IT'S TRUE!

Teacher: Don't be such ignorant kids, Mr. claus doesn't exist, it's only a stupid invention to make people to buy presents and support our economy.

Us: ..................................
And then everybody in my classroom, including me, learned that Santa Claus isn't real.

I found out when I was around 5 as well. My mom told me.

At 12/20/08 12:53 PM, Zerok wrote: The real question here should be how old were you when you rediscovered he is, in fact, real?

That sentence changed my life.

I was about ten.

Easter of 98 surprisingly (I was 6). I asked if the easter bunny was real, and my mom said no. Then she told me that Santa and the tooth fairy weren't real either.

I was mad, but I got over it after a few days I think.

Nobody really told me. When I was about six I was able to piece all the clues together. That plus I was never able to sleep on Christmas eve.

I found out when I was like 7 or 8.

At 12/20/08 01:41 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 12/20/08 01:34 PM, darknessdweller wrote: I was told this year!!

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!!

Including that?

Well, liek fairies, internet, North Dakota, and time machines are all lies!