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Shrug and hit the bong

Seriously I'd be cool with it

At 12/19/08 08:03 PM, Zepwich wrote: I would watch a montage of the funniest moments of my life, then have sex

In 5 minutes?

I will take a shit on my teachers face!

lose my virginity before i die.

At 12/19/08 08:01 PM, THESNOOPESGUY wrote:

Who said this was an Apocolypse thread?

Title.

it's a simple question of last dues and wishes.

Which has already been done.

not an Apocolypes.

You're right. It's an Apocalypse. Not an Apocolypes.

Nicely Done. Nicely done.

Why thank you.

I would probably kill myself.

At 12/19/08 07:44 PM, WeedClock wrote: count my money then smoke a blunt.
while counting my money.

The fact that you can do that in five minutes and then do it again after lighting a blunt is a testament to your poverty.

Grab it.

oh yes, I can do it that fast.

Rush to the nearest house with the tightest pussy and fuck it.

At 12/19/08 08:05 PM, Jon4life wrote: I would probably kill myself.

Shit I would do that anyway

1. Rape the girls I love.

2. Kill the people I hate.

3. Spam on Newgrounds.

4. Masterbate in public.

5. Confess my sins to my parents.

6. Spam on mod

At 12/19/08 07:43 PM, THESNOOPESGUY wrote: What would you do if the world was about to end in 5 minutes?

Go on newgrounds and troll General.

The question is: What would you do if you did all these things, but it turned out that the world wasn't ending?

Spray paint "Repent! The end is extremely fucking nigh!" on a church.

Bonus points if you get the reference.

Do we really need to see this hypothetical redone once a day?