Worst Day of My Present life

[AlkaSeltzer]

Only continue if you don't get mad at people posting about personal experiences

The Day after Yesterday I was sent to hospital in an anamabulance after falling unconscious and waking up the next day, I have now been released.

What happened? It was both painful and embarrassing both on my wallet and my physical being.

I was out looking at college/university open days with some friends. To make things short I walked into an 150 year old plus examination room in one of the colleges wings. There I found an antique hour-glass on top of a fireplace (not lit) to which I, being the smartass I am, decided to turn it over.

Earlier that day, there was no bar of soap in the shower so I resorted to using some cream/moisturiser on my hands. This made them unnaturally soft to me and so I did not take into consideration that I had to hold objects tighter in order that the item stayed in my hands.

Now the hourglass that was sitting atop the fireplace fell out of my hands smashing and throwing shards of glass and pieces of sand (well glass is made from sand but whatever) all over the floor. THIS WAS A BIG MOTHER OF AN HOURGLASS I MIGHT ADD.

Now there were MANY people in the room. The teachers were angry, the people in the age group of 15-35 were laughing and the 35+ people were saddened (I know teachers have an age but they are an exemption).

I went to clean up the mess and then someone came over to me and said "no, no I got it" to wihich I went to stand up and KNOCKED THE BEJEBUS OUT OF MY HEAD ON THE FIREPLACE LEDGE THING. Next thing I woke up here, with $250 less hourglass compensation and who knows how much more for the ambulance service.

To give you some reason to reply Newgrounds, what do you think I should do next?

A) Sue the fireplace company
B) Sue the college
C) Become an hour-glass enthusiast
D) Sue the paramedics
F) There is no "E"
G) Bulldoze the college

Discuss.

[Wonderful]

At 12/19/08 06:35 AM, JarrodK wrote: The Day after Yesterday

Today?

[wfutb]

That thing is gigantic, and you are really small...

[Prekesh]

At 12/19/08 06:39 AM, Wonderful wrote:

At 12/19/08 06:35 AM, JarrodK wrote: The Day after Yesterday

Today?

Today indeed D:

[AlkaSeltzer]

At 12/19/08 06:40 AM, Prekesh wrote:

At 12/19/08 06:39 AM, Wonderful wrote:

At 12/19/08 06:35 AM, JarrodK wrote: The Day after Yesterday

Today?

Today indeed D:

I meant the day before yesterday.

[Armour]

At 12/19/08 06:39 AM, Wonderful wrote:

At 12/19/08 06:35 AM, JarrodK wrote: The Day after Yesterday

Today?

I Lold You ment to say the day before yesterday right ?

Anyways as a joke id : Send Dogs on them.

But for real : Id just live with it....i mean its your fault for picking the god damn thing up in the first place and you will just have to go and earn some cash and forget about it.

[AlkaSeltzer]

At 12/19/08 06:44 AM, Aci6 wrote: You sound extremely clumsy.

I don't want to act high-and-mighty, ignorant and self loving but I am actually not clumsy at all. I never drop things and have magnificent hand-eye coordination and reflexes.

ITS JUST THAT THE HOURGLASS WAS FUCKING LUBRICATED OR SOMETHING.

[DaveMan-CI]

Well damn man, that all went a bit tits up, eh?

You should have said you've got aids, that gets you off with anything.

[AlyBong0]

should you have been turning the hourglass? or were you just doing it for fun?
if it was for fun, thats your own fault, however unclumsy you generally are. If you got told to do it, sue your college.

[Alfie]

At 12/19/08 06:35 AM, JarrodK wrote: The Day after Yesterday I was sent to hospital in an anamabulance

This bit ruined the seriousness of the post.

[AlkaSeltzer]

At 12/19/08 07:48 AM, Alfie wrote:

At 12/19/08 06:35 AM, JarrodK wrote: The Day after Yesterday I was sent to hospital in an anamabulance

This bit ruined the seriousness of the post.

lol? The rest is serious? Because I had a serious face when I typed "I went to stand up and KNOCKED THE BEJEBUS OUT OF MY HEAD."

AHAHAHAH

[ClickToPlay]

Heh, I suggest you just let that day pass.
Yeah, sure, it cost you a shitload, but in about a years time you're going to look back and laugh at yourself, and you'll love it.

[Ryuzaki1]

Become an hourglass enthusiast. Also grow a mustace and wear a monacle, top hat and tailcoat.

[Phobotech]

The last one.

Ride in on a home-built Killdozer and after a volley of maniacal laughter, shout "Your Time is Up!"

Proceed Laughing.
Cue Destruction.

Justice is served.

[AlkaSeltzer]

At 12/19/08 08:13 AM, Phobotech wrote:

I think I will combine Ryuzaki1 and Phobotech's ideas into one Paramount idea where I wear a tailcoat while driving into a college with a bulldozer.

[Phobotech]

At 12/19/08 08:19 AM, JarrodK wrote:

At 12/19/08 08:13 AM, Phobotech wrote:

I think I will combine Ryuzaki1 and Phobotech's ideas into one Paramount idea where I wear a tailcoat while driving into a college with a killdozer.

Fixed.

And awesome!

Be sure to get it all on tape!

[wedgeman]

A) Sue the fireplace company

Sounds like a plan.

B) Sue the college

Another sound idea.

C) Become an hour-glass enthusiast

Not a good idea, you may find a magic hourglass, and then appear in the middle ages, and go on a week long adventure, that can be summarized in 2 1/2 hours, and greatly develops your personal being, in a over modernized medieval realm.

D) Sue the paramedics

Na, these guys do good stuff.

F) There is no "E"

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G) Bulldoze the college

Hmm... building of people+teachers+problems of past+machine of destruction+slight insanity= blood+death+gore.

Go for it.