what if god was one of us ...
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I know that someone is probably going to flame me for this, but I've always felt out of place in society. I've always been smart, but not intelligent (like Einstein). It's like every action I perform or manage is somehow watched by a "Higher Being". Every where I go, I feel alone, but really, It feels like someone is looking over my shoulder. I've told my friends, and they respond with "Haha...You? A God? Doubt that." But really, in truth, we will never know. Tom Fulp could be a god, I could be a god, or a cat can be a god. I thought that it was funny in Geometry when my religious Christian teacher, Mrs. Vandiver said "Oh lord help us" and my friend Kris at the back said "...You rang?". THAT set her off. She started saying how anyone could be god, and we don't know what he/she looks like, but then she states, I quote:
Nope, you're not God (to Kris)
But seriously, I just feel different from people in general. I know that I have a LOT of common sense, enough to know how to get by or manage, but I feel like I'm capable of more things.
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At 12/18/08 04:00 PM, Silver-Net wrote:a bunch of stuf.........
Well, I do that ol' "im jesus/god trick" alot
My friend goes "jesus christ!"
I'm like "yes? do you need me......That's my name don't wear it out."
easy laughs, anyway, your right, god could be watching over us, probably not in human form, but in animals......
bunch of other deep mushy stuff I want to say, but i'm too lazy, maybe later.
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I would punch him for creating humans. Seriously, who the fuck does he think he is? God?
Whoops. I guess I'd have a beer with him.
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If God was one of us, he would be locked up in an insane asylum. The only reason they didn't do that to Jesus is because they didn't have them.
Think about, if you went around preaching at the age of 11, saying you could heal people, and performing miracles, what would happen?
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on second thought, this guy makes a more convincing god
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At 12/19/08 12:40 AM, Mendou wrote: He would have been assassinated or killed long ago, if he had been one of us for decades without anyone knowing, then he probably would have been part of the thousands that day everyday(famine, disease, accidental death, shot, you name it).
But if God is as infallible as people believe, he'd think'd ahead and make it so he wasn't in such situation in the first place :P
Anyways, from my standpoint I think he'd be disappointed at how corrupt society when juxtaposed to his commandments. Nevertheless, he's cool so he still luvs us deep down :)
much luv for teh holidays <3
Everywhere I go, there's a sergeant there.
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I would just say hai, how are you.
wouldn't care if he was god or not
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At 12/19/08 01:05 AM, TheSouthernTower wrote: on second thought, this guy makes a more convincing god
BEHOLD!...again
He's advertising Satan!
HE'S A WITCH!
BURN HIM!!!
War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.
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You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock
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At 12/18/08 03:16 PM, Otto wrote: Yeruhh
i lol'd
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If God existed and was one of us, clearly he wouldn't care about the state of the world.
It takes some real disdain for humanity to have infinite power and still let people suffer anyway.
Someone once asked me why I call myself Unimportant. Simple, I said. As a nihilist, that's what I see everyone and everything as. In the end, we are all Unimportant.
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At 12/18/08 01:38 PM, DgsGaming wrote:At 12/18/08 01:37 PM, Jonas wrote: If God was one of us, God would have been dead years ago.And logic strikes again.
Ta-da.
n/a
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He would become so depressed that he'd just blow the world up instantly with himself on it..
This too will pass.
Memento mori
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I'd just leave him alone, but if he was like a good amount of his followers, I'd kick his ass for being a stupid asshole that doesn't accept other religions.
What a shame, Mister Jensen.
I never asked for this, Mister Denton.
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