Forum Topic: If Men take Birth control?

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aquaticmole

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Posted at: 12/17/08 08:30 PM

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I've always wondered what would happen if a man were to take birth control, does anybody have the answer? Or like to discuss possible outcomes?

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Posted at: 12/17/08 08:32 PM

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Nothing?

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Well, i have and it nuttered my nuts.

not a very good idea.

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Posted at: 12/17/08 08:37 PM

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Tits

I'm going to fucking rape this guy.

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At 12/17/08 08:32 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: Nothing?

Maybe, but there must be at least some sort of side affect, after all you are putting hormones into your body that shouldn't be there.

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y dont you just try it yourself? OD on birth ctrl...that would b funny...you might have to get an OBGYN

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He won't get pregnant when he takes it in the ass from his boyfriend.

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At 12/17/08 08:39 PM, Sensationalism wrote: He won't get pregnant when he takes it in the ass from his boyfriend.

He won't get pregnant even without the pil- Oooooh, I see what you did there.

Clever.

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But for any people who are into the whole bukakke thing, thats a pretty lame deal.

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Hey, I'll get a shitload of birth control, send it to you, and you can be the guinea pig.

Sound good?

I thought as much.

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At 12/17/08 08:37 PM, TheZach wrote: Tits

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Probably get bad stomach aches and their bowels would be more runny or something. Try it and see.

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Depression and feeling like shit. My friend tried it before, and he felt like he was going to die.


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As a valid form of contraception: A lot less cases of "accidental" contraception failure and shitty child support deals.

Realistically: Lulz.

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I'm pretty sure because of the Estrogen or whatever, they'd get smaller balls/penis and grow bitch tits.

Why is it that a man can't hold another man's scrotum in the palm of his hand (as an act of friendship) without risking being called a member of the homosexual community?

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It's like asking what would happen if women took penis enlargement pills, just talked about that the other day.

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You get cleaner skin if you're having trouble with acne. Actually, some doctors prescribe it for bad acne.


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At 12/17/08 08:30 PM, aquaticmole wrote: I've always wondered what would happen if a man were to take birth control, does anybody have the answer? Or like to discuss possible outcomes?

Yeah your Penis will grow into a mangiana lol


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Your penis will fall off.

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SCTE3

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All the answers make me fel like I should try it and post pics but where to get the pills?

Positives:
Grow kickass man boobs =]
Slimmer hips
Thinner body
Better face and no acne

Negatives:
Nauesa
Dizzyness
More emotional
Estrogen

Aside from that I think if the guy takes only 1 a week he might become use to it and just grow immune at some point.

aka me

Since I have a highly advanced inhuman immune system

By then I would look pretty odd and I could fool around and mess with another idiots mind.

the joy of double positives i guess

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At 12/17/08 09:44 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: Aside from that I think if the guy takes only 1 a week he might become use to it and just grow immune at some point.
aka me
Since I have a highly advanced inhuman immune system

...wat.

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At 12/17/08 09:44 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: Negatives:
Nauesa
Dizzyness
More emotional
Estrogen

And impotence! This is a no-go! I repeat... IMPOTENCE!


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At 12/17/08 09:47 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote:
At 12/17/08 09:44 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: Negatives:
Nauesa
Dizzyness
More emotional
Estrogen
And impotence! This is a no-go! I repeat... IMPOTENCE!

Imagine a guy who acts like a fem and looks like one as well.

oh shit...trannys!!

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At 12/17/08 09:44 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: Aside from that I think if the guy takes only 1 a week he might become use to it and just grow immune at some point.
aka me
Since I have a highly advanced inhuman immune system

You're a fucking idiot.

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Some men do take birth control like clomid.

Bodybuilders, for example.

Well, the ones that does steroids. After completing a steroid cycle, some of them take clomid so that they won't grow gyno (or bitch tits).

It helps them maintain their muscle mass by removing the estrogen from their body.

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You will lose your nuts

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estrogen pills on the other hand

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You become a man with tits, sort of like Jade.


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