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At 12/17/08 01:08 PM, Cryoma wrote: I just woke up, no cake or presents or surprises.
Nobodies even here, and I haven't heard the neighbor's at all so I think they're gone too.
What a wonderful gift, calm, relaxing, silence..
Happy birthday to you too sir.
And that is quite an awesome gift.
Happy Birthday. I think that is probably the best way to spend a birthday, in peace and quiet, without people making a fuss. Hope the rest of your day goes well.
Happy birthday, now you can masturbate without the fear of being caught.
In preparation for our voyage, the members of Team Zissou gathered at my oceanographic observatory, here on Pescespada land. This will be our most ambitious adventure to date.
Spend the day masturbating to the birthday song crying and using your tears as lubricant, best birthday ever!