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Posted at: 12/16/08 03:32 AM

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I'm walking home from the local skatepark.
As I am just stolling through the neighbourhood, I hear a strange noise coming from a house..
"OH YES, YES, OH YEAH!! MMM!! YES!"

OH MY GOD, THAT WOMAN IS IN TROUBLE, SAVE HER SUPERMAN!

Well, of course you can guess what is happening, it sounds completely fake though.
I just keep walking, it's none of my business anyway of course.

Then as I am about 5 or 6 houses away from that house, I suddenly hear a girl yelling out "HEY KID, KID!" I turn around, it's a girl, wearing nothing but panties and a boob-tube top thing.
"WANNA JOIN?"
I give her the bird, hoping she would get the message that I don't care. I turn around, then walk away.
Then she goes back inside laughing her head off, I just keep walking.

Then about another 4-5 or so houses down, she comes out again.
"HEY KID, KID, TURN AROUND, KID!"
I just keep walking, thinking it's going to be something stupid.
She doesn't stop yelling out for me to turn around, so I stop and turn around, hopefully it would shut her up.
"WOOOOOOOO!!!!"
She lifts up her shirt and flashes me.

I can just make this out, I am 10-12 houses away.

I gives the thumbs up, and yell out "GOOD FOR YOU!" and turn around, and walk off.
She goes back inside laughing hysterically.

I DEMAND MY INNOCENCE BACK.

My photographic memory remembers the accuring events that happened, here is my artistic drawing of the event so you can see how far away I was..

I Saw Boobies. D':

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Posted at: 12/16/08 03:34 AM

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Posted at: 12/16/08 03:35 AM

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Should've joined in...

<3

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Posted at: 12/16/08 03:35 AM

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Sounds liek you done made up this whole story. No nger has seen titties in his life. Come on dude get with the program.

I mean whoa that must of been totally rad brah.

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Posted at: 12/16/08 03:37 AM

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At 12/16/08 03:32 AM, Night-Mare wrote: She lifts up her shirt and flashes me.

And I JIZZ in MY PANTS.

God, I'm lame

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Posted at: 12/16/08 03:38 AM

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You're a real "flash" artist now, lol.

I remember the awkwardness I had when I was at work, and I answered the work phone, to find a work colleague's wife wanting to speak to said work colleague, while loud, sexual moaning went on in the background.

I too demand my innocence back!

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Posted at: 12/16/08 03:46 AM

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At 12/16/08 03:37 AM, PrivateJoker92 wrote:
At 12/16/08 03:32 AM, Night-Mare wrote: She lifts up her shirt and flashes me.
And I JIZZ in MY PANTS.

God, I'm lame

Well, it's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with you.

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Posted at: 12/16/08 03:48 AM

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At 12/16/08 03:38 AM, WritersBlock wrote: You're a real "flash" artist now, lol.

NO ONE BUT A DUMB BUTTHEAD WOULD LAUGH AT THAT

like me :(


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Posted at: 12/16/08 03:49 AM

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At 12/16/08 03:38 AM, WritersBlock wrote: You're a real "flash" artist now, lol.

I lol'd and I want to kill myself now : (

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Posted at: 12/16/08 03:58 AM

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At 12/16/08 03:49 AM, DoctorWombat wrote:
At 12/16/08 03:38 AM, WritersBlock wrote: You're a real "flash" artist now, lol.
I lol'd and I want to kill myself now : (

Don't worry it happens to the best of us.

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Posted at: 12/16/08 03:59 AM

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At 12/16/08 03:48 AM, randyrandy wrote:
At 12/16/08 03:38 AM, WritersBlock wrote: You're a real "flash" artist now, lol.
NO ONE BUT A DUMB BUTTHEAD WOULD LAUGH AT THAT
like me :(

And me. :'(

Lochie, that would've been the perfect situation for that zoom-in vision that everyone on CSI seems to have.

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Posted at: 12/16/08 04:00 AM

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Either you made this up or you're gay.

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You see it really isn't a good flash when you are Twelve houses away.

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At 12/16/08 03:59 AM, Rig wrote:
At 12/16/08 03:48 AM, randyrandy wrote:
At 12/16/08 03:38 AM, WritersBlock wrote: You're a real "flash" artist now, lol.
NO ONE BUT A DUMB BUTTHEAD WOULD LAUGH AT THAT
like me :(
And me. :'(

Lochie, that would've been the perfect situation for that zoom-in vision that everyone on CSI seems to have.

I'm sorry Rig, but not everyone is as creepy and perverted as you. I mean, luring them out with baskets of muffins? That's just devious!

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Posted at: 12/16/08 04:05 AM

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I'd use CSIXray vision instead personally.


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At 12/16/08 04:00 AM, ThisUserNameSucks wrote: Either you made this up or you're gay.

It's gotta be both, given the site's reputation.

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Posted at: 12/16/08 04:14 AM

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At 12/16/08 04:00 AM, ThisUserNameSucks wrote: Either you made this up or you're gay.

What if I was gay.. hmm? I could have a girlfriend you know?

I just realised, I was wearing an NG shirt aswell while it happened. O:

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At 12/16/08 03:35 AM, iscrulz wrote: Sounds liek you done made up this whole story. No nger has seen titties in his life. Come on dude get with the program.

I mean whoa that must of been totally rad brah.

But I'm a NGer, and I see boobies every day.

AM I NOT A NGer? IF SOMEONE MAKES A COCK JOKE, DO I NOT LAUGH? IF A FLASH IS CRAPPY, DO I NOT VOTE 0?

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Posted at: 12/16/08 04:46 AM

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haha Amazing Lochie!!!! <3

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At 12/16/08 04:36 AM, TikTokClockworkGirl wrote: But I'm a NGer, and I see boobies every day.

Your own tits does not count.

You are now breathing manually. You are now aware of your posture. You can now feel your clothes on your body. You now itch in various places.


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At 12/16/08 03:32 AM, Night-Mare wrote: Well, of course you can guess what is happening, it sounds completely fake though.

Nope. Just sounds like she was fucking with you for retarded shits and giggles.

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Posted at: 12/16/08 05:54 AM

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what are you gay?

oh wait you're only 12...

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At 12/16/08 05:54 AM, BlindShoemaker wrote: what are you gay?

oh wait you're only 12...

Ohhhhh snap.

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Posted at: 12/16/08 06:06 AM

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Heh, why mind the loss of innocence?

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Well, either this is fiction or you're gay.

AWWW HELL YEEAAAAAH

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At 12/16/08 05:54 AM, BlindShoemaker wrote: what are you gay?
oh wait you're only 12...

Yes, it appears so that my userpage says that I am 12, Yes.

I am not gay, I have a girlfriend and I am faithful to her, kay?

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Wait, isn't that shit every boy's dream? When I was 16 that would've made my week. Hell, my month even. Fuck, if it happened right now it'd still make my day freaking awesome.

But yeah, you should've turned around and talk to her when she yelled "CARE TO JOIN?!". Or at least flash your penis back at her.

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At 12/16/08 04:14 AM, Night-Mare wrote:
At 12/16/08 04:00 AM, ThisUserNameSucks wrote: Either you made this up or you're gay.
What if I was gay.. hmm? I could have a girlfriend you know?

No, you're in the interweb so you can't have any real friends.

I'm more ninja than you.

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At 12/16/08 04:14 AM, Night-Mare wrote: I just realised, I was wearing an NG shirt aswell while it happened. O:

I swear to God, IF THIS WEB-SITE GETS OVER-POPULATED WITH GIRLS FLASHING THEIR TWINS, I WILL... *inhale*... I WILL...

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I SAW BOOBIES TOO.

my girlfriend's ^_^
How am I not innocent now huh?

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