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Posted at: 12/18/08 05:58 PM

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Ultimate Morning Coffee

Ingredients:
1 Cup of Hot Coffee
1/2 Cup of Cream
1/2 Cup of Sugar

Instructions:
Mix.

Serves one.


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Posted at: 12/18/08 08:53 PM

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Hehe i have always loved to cook, i want to join, i will be posting a cake recipe sometime soon ;D

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At 12/18/08 05:41 PM, Shreddy wrote: but yeah, awesome idea to include recipies for drinks and stuff too :D

Oh well, in that case, try these two at a party:

The "Strangely Green"
Serves 1-2, dependant upon appetite for punishment

1 measure Galliano
1 measure Brandy
1 measure Bols Blue
1 measure Sambuca

Pour into the glass equal measures and watch as the mixture goes strangely green. Serve neat or over ice.

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1 measure Tequilla
1 measure vodka
1/2 can Red Bull

mix half a can of Red Bull with 1 shot of Tequilla and 1 shot of Vodka. Obviously, you don't want to let the Red Bull go flat, so mix up another and serve to some unsuspecting relative / work colleague / reveller. Enjoy the caffeine high, as you start to get drunk.

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Posted at: 12/19/08 09:38 AM

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At 12/14/08 11:11 AM, Fleshlight wrote:
Spices (mix to your own taste):
- Sea salt
- Black pepper
- Thyme
- Paprika (lots)
- Onion powder
- Red chili flakes
- Chili powder
holy jesus, won't that overpower the actual chicken soup?

You mix all the spices together separately into your own spice mix, then add the mixture to the soup to taste. It's a fairly spicy soup, but it doesn't have to be if you don't want it that way.

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So, after Christmas I'm going to spend about a week in the same house as a pregnant woman, meaning I'll get a fair amount of practice on my desserts.

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At 12/20/08 02:37 PM, Elfer wrote: as a pregnant woman,

...what?

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"in the same house as a pregnant woman"

i.e. I will be in a house where there is also a pregnant woman.

I'm not sure how difficult this is to understand.

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Hash Browns à la carte

2 cups of hash browns (cubed not shredded)
1/2 cup of frozen shrimp
1/2 cup of frozen snow peas
2 tablespoons of butter
1 pack of chicken noodle Cup-a-Soup

Melt butter in frying pan then add hash browns, shrimp, peas and soup mix. Cook on medium heat for 10 minutes and stir frequently. Cover pan and turn off heat. Let sit for 5 minutes.

I usually have this with a couple of eggs but it's good enough to eat on it's own.

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At 12/21/08 01:29 AM, ReconRebel wrote: Hash Browns à la carte

2 cups of hash browns (cubed not shredded)

god im an idiot, its taken me all morning to realise hash browns arent brownies hahaha, this hangovers done me in >_<

but aside from the horrible image of chocolate coated shrimps in my head, that actually sounds proper nice :D

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At 12/20/08 11:54 PM, Elfer wrote: "in the same house as a pregnant woman"

i.e. I will be in a house where there is also a pregnant woman.

I'm not sure how difficult this is to understand.

oh...I thought you meant you WERE a pregnant woman...

what kind of desserts?

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At 12/21/08 11:50 AM, Fleshlight wrote:
what kind of desserts?

best be some cheesecake in there.

also, whos everyones favourite chef??

Gordon Ramsay / Jamie Olliver for me

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I was thinking maybe some sort of cheesecake brownies.

Basically, lots of stuff containing chocolate.

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Dreena Burton and Isa Chandra Moskowitz are my favourite chefs. They are both vegan!

We're low on food right now, but my sister made some delicious food the other day. I'll try to translate her recipe onto here.

Ingredients:
rice
oil
3 stalks celery
carrots
1 potato
other veggies (optional)
soy sauce
v8

Cut up the carrots. Put some oil in the pan. Throw the carrots in the pan on low/medium heat. Peel and cut the potato then place in pan. While you are cutting, stir occasionally and add in a cup of v8 diluted with water. Put the cut up celery in last. Put seasoning in to your own taste. (she won't tell me which seasonings and herbs she used) You also have to keep on adding more v8 water when it evaporates so the veggies don't burn. Pour a little soy sauce over the veggies. Boil water and add the rice after it's been cooked. Stir and serve.

The order of the instructions could be better, but I don't care to change it too much. The stuff was delicious, especially the celery because it really soaked up the flavour.

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At 12/31/08 11:30 AM, Razvan123 wrote: hey i like cooking to,may join?

sure! :)

know any interesting recipies for food or drink??

post them in accordance to the recipie format guidelines at the start of the club :)

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it is not my creation but i saw it in a book
here it is
Day and Night
Ingredients:90 gr of pouder sugar,200 gr flower,an knife edge of salt,orange esence(i used lemon,i dint have orange atm),150 gr butter,1 egg,1 spoon of cacao

1.The butter is maked foam.The egg is beated and mix-ed with the sugat,salt,and the esence,then u put it on the butter.Gradually u put the flower till the blat is homogeneous.
2.Split the coke in two halfs.In 1 of them put the cacao and mix it .U put 2 sheets of paper(any kind i think,i used cooking sheet)and the put the white coke on the black 1(or black on white) and u put it 30 min in the fridge,so u will slice it better.
3.After the coke is cold,u slice it 1 inch evry part.Then put it in the oven in a tray with cooking sheets.U let it at suiteble heat time of 12 mins

This is it,sorry for my bad english


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I'm making some fried salmon for the family tonight with side rice and salad. anyone else making some new year meals?

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At 12/31/08 03:29 PM, Fleshlight wrote: I'm making some fried salmon for the family tonight with side rice and salad. anyone else making some new year meals?

i made a gammon joint with roast vegetables :)

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Cooking is not one of my specialties, but I know how to bash something up when I'm feeling ultra hungry and when I need something hot to eat. I need to know more though. :/

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This is a good recipe for parties or even as a main dish.

Cranberry Barbecue Meatballs

-Meatballs (I buy them but you can make your own)
-One regular bottle of Barbeque sauce (Sweet Baby Ray's is a good one because its sweeter)
-One can of cranberry sauce with the whole berries

fire up the oven, put the meatballs in

get sauce pan and mix together the barbecue and cranberry ( you can vary how much of each to your taste. I usually just dump all of each in.

after the sauce is mixed and heated thoroughly pour on top of the meatballs when they are ready.

My friends love this and takes seriously 15 mins


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At 1/6/09 07:37 PM, darthsubway wrote: Cranberry Barbecue Meatballs

sounds good, any serving suggestions for it?

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anyone know how to make mac n cheese from scratch? I just tried it out and the texture is all wrong. how do you make it creamy? What type of cheese should I use?

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At 1/8/09 06:00 PM, Fleshlight wrote: anyone know how to make mac n cheese from scratch? I just tried it out and the texture is all wrong. how do you make it creamy? What type of cheese should I use?

you need to use cheddar cheese, you probably used the wrong type of cheese hence the wrong consistency

also, maybe add a small bit of cream to the cheese sauce? would probably make it alot smoother

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you need to use cheddar cheese, you probably used the wrong type of cheese hence the wrong consistency

also, maybe add a small bit of cream to the cheese sauce? would probably make it alot smoother

Yea I assumed adding a little mozzarella was a bad idea, but I mostly used mild cheddar (which was the only cheddar I had). I also mixed an egg in milk pepper and salt and added it to the macaroni which I buttered (got this from the internet. I thought the egg might have been what caused the weird texture)

so yea...I'll try again using cheddar only and hope this won't happen again.

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At 12/18/08 05:58 PM, ZiggyZack99 wrote: Ultimate Morning Coffee

Ingredients:
1 Cup of Hot Coffee
1/2 Cup of Cream
1/2 Cup of Sugar

Instructions:
Mix.

Serves one.

GLORIOUS

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I shall share ze tofu, eh?

Tofu de Yum (ingredients measured for two servings)
This is a combination of a recipe I randomly found on the internet and some small tweaks I made.
I also scaled down the recipe from 4 servings to 2

1 tablespoon and 1-1/2 teaspoons peanut oil
1/2 pound firm tofu, cubed
1/2 red onion, sliced
1/2 red bell pepper, sliced
1/2 green chile pepper, chopped
1-1/2 cloves garlic, crushed
2 tablespoons and 2 teaspoons hot water
1 tablespoon and 1-1/2 teaspoons white vinegar
1 tablespoon and 1-1/2 teaspoons soy sauce
1-1/2 teaspoons brown sugar
1/2 teaspoon cornstarch
1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes

**I added vanilla extract and some stuff called Calcutta curry seasoning and then in place of cornstarch I used arrowroot.

AMAZING DIRECTIONS:

1. Heat peanut oil in a wok or large frying pan over medium-high heat. Toss the tofu into the oil, and cook until browned on all sides (Right before the tofu are browned on all sides...I added the Calcutta Curry Seasoning I mentioned before). Once browned, toss in onion, bell pepper, chile pepper, and garlic; cook until just tender, about 5 minutes.
2. In a small bowl, whisk together the hot water, vinegar, vanilla extract if wanted, soy sauce, brown sugar, cornstarch (or arrowroot), and red pepper flakes. Pour over tofu and vegetables, toss to coat, and simmer 3 to 5 minutes, or until sauce thickens slightly.

**NOTE** When you make the sauce, it seems like there isn't enough sauce considering how much of the vegetables and tofu there are...however it works out in the end! You can always just make more sauce too!

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Fried Rice
Serves ~4
Difficulty: 2 (I got it right on my first try after watching some online recipes so it shouldn't be that hard)

Ingredients:
-cup of rice
-1/2 cup frozen peas
-onion
-carrot
-green onion
-olive oil
-pepper/salt

Directions:
-boil rice. once done, place the rice on a separate plate to cool (so it's not so sticky once you fry it)
-while the rice is cooking, pour the peas in a bowl of water
-chop the onion, carrot, and green onion so they're the size of the peas.
-heat up your wok, pour some olive oil and spread the egg so it's a thin layer. take the egg out and chop it into small pieces
-pour some more oil on the wok and throw in the onions and carrots first, let them fry. pour the water out of the bowl of peas. throw them in the wok.
-after the rice has cooled down, throw them in the wok with the green onion and stir it up. season with pepper and salt to your liking and you're done.

hope I didn't make any typos...too tired to check

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sweet baby jesus

fried rice sounds really good right now...thanks!

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that fried rice recipie is the same as the one i do to make mine :)

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