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Posted at: 12/11/08 11:19 PM

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If you could change/edit/remove/add one thing to the human body, (and by that, I mean everyone on earth) what would it be?

Now, I'm not trying to be funny or anything. I'm not joking. I'm totally serious when I think that all males should have retractable cocks. I mean, really: imagine how nice it would be to get it out of the way every once and a while!


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Nipple beams.

Change one thing to the human body?

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make people's feet more appealing... i hate feet and how they look

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Maybe have us made stronger, tougher, smarter, ect.

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At 12/11/08 11:19 PM, Davoo wrote:

:I mean, really: imagine how nice it would be to get it out of the way every once and a while!

What if you lose it? :O

No nipples for males, since they serve absolutely no purpose what-so-ever.

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Posted at: 12/11/08 11:23 PM

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i cant think of anything like that

BUT id like a broken nose(so i can were the bandage) and some scars running down my face and one white eye WHY cause i think its cool even though i know i wouldn't look great to other people id quite enjoy looking like i just went through war

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Lack of a face on all people, that would be hilarious.

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At 12/11/08 11:21 PM, MissingNYC wrote: make people's feet more appealing... i hate feet and how they look

I know a girl who's absolutely terrified of feet.


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Posted at: 12/11/08 11:28 PM

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Add wings...or useful tails.

Tough choice.

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Add tails n.n be able to choose what kind and how many tails you have, up to a resonable number, or be unique and have a strange gene that gives you many tails instead of one. Hopefully I'd end up with nine n.n

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I would give everyone a better sense of humor.

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At 12/11/08 11:22 PM, bgraybr wrote: Maybe have us made stronger, tougher, smarter, ect.

Harder, better, faster, stronger...


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I would nullify the VMAT gene in humanity. Google it and you will find that religion may simply be the cause of an evolutionary adaptation. The irony being that such an adaptation then denies itself.


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At 12/11/08 11:26 PM, agustana wrote:
How exactly would this be hilarious? If nobody ever had a face to begin with, you wouldn't even know that, so it would not be funny.

Even if you make the scenario where we once all had faces and then we got rid of them, we still wouldn't know what anyone looked like after their face removaliziation.

The idea is what I find funny, I don't know what crawled up your ass and died, but I don't really care to know.

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Giant metal wings sprouting from everyone's backs. Badass, useful... people could paint them differant colors if they wanted. People would be able to fly... imposable but still awesome. At least I'd think it was cool.


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I would want an extra penis above my anus, that way I could molest myself, instead of being arrested for sexually abusing that Mexican fella down at the Taco Bell.

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At 12/11/08 11:33 PM, NeverHundred wrote: Giant metal wings sprouting from everyone's backs. Badass, useful... people could paint them differant colors if they wanted. People would be able to fly... imposable but still awesome. At least I'd think it was cool.

I think it'd be awesome!!


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now that i think about it... i'd give ME wolverine claws

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At 12/11/08 11:34 PM, agustana wrote:
At 12/11/08 11:32 PM, 0gg-the-Gnome wrote: The idea is what I find funny, I don't know what crawled up your ass and died, but I don't really care to know.
I'm a person with a face. You're a person with a face.

How would you feel if you had no face?

Hey, could you guys please take this argument over to PM's?


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Make it so it's impossible for ANYTHING at all (except for oxygen, of course) to go down the trachea and into the lungs, preventing any silent kill-offs.
Seriously, it would cure my phobia right then and there.

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Hmmm... How about make it so we pee out of our fingers? Kind of like in Scary Movie.

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Posted at: 12/11/08 11:37 PM

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Get rid of body hair.

It's disgusting and simply a chore to get rid of.

Beards would stay.

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At 12/11/08 11:34 PM, agustana wrote:
I'm a person with a face. You're a person with a face.

How would you feel if you had no face?

How would I know if I had no face? With your logic, I would have never known to have had a face. Now please, just stop trying to cause arguments about stupid things.

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At 12/11/08 11:33 PM, NeverHundred wrote: Giant metal wings sprouting from everyone's backs. Badass, useful... people could paint them differant colors if they wanted. People would be able to fly... imposable but still awesome. At least I'd think it was cool.

Yes.

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Boys would have vaginas and girls will have huge dicks.

Oh, how fun will that be?

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At 12/11/08 11:41 PM, Panzer-Wolf wrote: Boys would have vaginas and girls will have huge dicks.

Oh, how fun will that be?

Actually not to bad...

maybe really fun...

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At 12/11/08 11:37 PM, Dropkicked wrote: Get rid of body hair.

It's disgusting and simply a chore to get rid of.

Beards would stay.

I agree... only I don't shave my body it's too much work. I feel bad for woman who have to live up to societies standards and have to shave. Of course if they didn't than that would be terrible.
But also I hate shaving my beard. I always cut myself badly at least once every time I try to get rid of this thing. Than I'll nick myself a few more times just for good measure I guess... it's a nuisance.


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Boobs for everyone!
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Tougher Bones,skin,hair,etc, Make obesity more fatal, make the environment tougher.

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Posted at: 12/11/08 11:57 PM

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At 12/11/08 11:21 PM, MissingNYC wrote: make people's feet more appealing... i hate feet and how they look

i actually like my feet!
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