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After watching literally mindless years of porn in my life, I suddenly find porn, BORING! How can I find sexual activity interesting again? I fear I'm like an old man trapped inside a young person now. Boy, when the people at school told me porn would ruin my life, I should have listened. And advice for a person like me?

Stop watching porn.

i assume that a girl never touched your dingy

Get a girlfriend.

haha! what a fool, good luck with never having a sexual desire again...

At 12/11/08 08:14 PM, WorkingComedian wrote: i assume that a girl never touched your dingy

I don't want to go there.

1)Don't ever assume porn is anything like real sex.
2) If your problem is to much porn then stop watching porn.

At 12/11/08 08:15 PM, gt44coder wrote:

At 12/11/08 08:14 PM, WorkingComedian wrote: i assume that a girl never touched your dingy

I don't want to go there.

So, was it rape?

I suppose you could stop masturbating for awhile.

Then start up again. It'll be a new beginning

or something lol

Maybe you should actually fucking have sex before you make that call.

At 12/11/08 08:16 PM, His-Penis-is-on-Fire wrote: Maybe you should actually fucking have sex before you make that call.

Where here is the problem. After so much porn, you expect perfection in a person. And to this day I find every girl, a sham.

At 12/11/08 08:15 PM, Jon4life wrote:

At 12/11/08 08:15 PM, gt44coder wrote:

At 12/11/08 08:14 PM, WorkingComedian wrote: i assume that a girl never touched your dingy

I don't want to go there.

So, was it rape?

Its only rape if you dont say "Surprise" first!

Try to actually get laid instead of basing your idea of sex off porn. They're very different and I have a feeling you can cure your problem if you actually try it out.

However, if you've already had sex and still find it disgusting... I don't know what to tell you.

too late, life = ruined

but seriously, i used to find the same problem; regular sex became too boring because i was used to the extreme depravity of porn. easy solution: stop watching porn, learn to respect women while still finding them sexually attractive, etc.

At 12/11/08 08:16 PM, gt44coder wrote:

At 12/11/08 08:16 PM, His-Penis-is-on-Fire wrote: Maybe you should actually fucking have sex before you make that call.

Where here is the problem. After so much porn, you expect perfection in a person. And to this day I find every girl, a sham.

your obviously very young comeback in a few years

At 12/11/08 08:16 PM, gt44coder wrote:

At 12/11/08 08:16 PM, His-Penis-is-on-Fire wrote: Maybe you should actually fucking have sex before you make that call.

Where here is the problem. After so much porn, you expect perfection in a person. And to this day I find every girl, a sham.

You found porn where the actresses actually look GOOD?

I must know your source!

You found porn where the actresses actually look GOOD?

I must know your source!

Haha. Try. www.redtube.com www.tube8.com www.megartotic.com/video or www.xvideos.com

SEE! I'm like a porn directory. I need help.

At 12/11/08 08:16 PM, gt44coder wrote:

At 12/11/08 08:16 PM, His-Penis-is-on-Fire wrote: Maybe you should actually fucking have sex before you make that call.

Where here is the problem. After so much porn, you expect perfection in a person. And to this day I find every girl, a sham.

Well thats a problem for your phyciatrist not NG if your standards are impossibly high.

At 12/11/08 08:15 PM, Jon4life wrote:

At 12/11/08 08:15 PM, gt44coder wrote:

At 12/11/08 08:14 PM, WorkingComedian wrote: i assume that a girl never touched your dingy

I don't want to go there.

So, was it rape?

No...his response tells me seduced. E-cookie sez I'm right.

At 12/11/08 08:15 PM, gt44coder wrote:

At 12/11/08 08:14 PM, WorkingComedian wrote: i assume that a girl never touched your dingy

I don't want to go there.

wtf?

men live to get laid.

At 12/11/08 08:17 PM, Crusher117 wrote:

At 12/11/08 08:15 PM, Jon4life wrote:

At 12/11/08 08:15 PM, gt44coder wrote:

At 12/11/08 08:14 PM, WorkingComedian wrote: i assume that a girl never touched your dingy

I don't want to go there.

So, was it rape?

Its only rape if you dont say "Surprise" first!

And you say Buttseks after surprise.

Porn is unrealistic of how sex really is between two (or sometimes moar) people. Honestly.

If you have such impossibly high standards from watching porn, I think that's going to be a huge problem for you when you find a partner you want to have sex with.

Stop watching porn, get your head out of the clouds, and get yourself some help. You're going to be a very unhappy person if you can't lower your standards from fucking std-ridden porn stars that are basically plastic and unreal.

Yeah, when I lost my V-plates it was a bit of a let down... you have all that build up when you're younger with everyone obsessing over it and then it was all a bit of an anticlimax... It gets better the more you do it though...

;)

Get a fucking girlfriend. Real sex is actually (wait for it)......... BETTER THAN MOLESTING YOUR HAND. You probably never will though, it seems all you do is watch porn. Which is disgusting.

At 12/11/08 08:14 PM, Crusher117 wrote: Stop watching porn.

problem solved

the body of a nude woman does not entice you anymore eh?It happens to the best of you.

what you have to do is go back to simplicity and work your way up again.

At 12/11/08 08:14 PM, Crusher117 wrote: Stop watching porn.

Sometimes the simplest answers make the most sense.

this is how people get into bondage and furry shit

Whooo! TROLLS FTW! Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

gaygaygaygay

Get a girlfriend, play your cards right and maybe you'll get some hard and shloppy sex.